Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer AU
Jaskier is a famous pop star (I'm imaging him as adam lambert tbh). For mutual publicity, Jaskier is publicly dating Yennefer Vengerberg, a Polish supermodel. Behind closed doors, they can barely stand each other. A crazed fan doesnt know that though, and Yennefer starts receiving aggressive hate mail from the same anonymous sender thats sending Jaskier digusting detailed and stalkerish love letters.
Their agents come together with a solution. Jaskier and Yen will officially move in together and a bodyguard will be assigned. They will go everywhere together and do everything together until the police can find the person sending the letters.
Geralt never wanted to be a bodyguard to spoiled rich assholes who think they run the world, but when Calanthe asks for him personally...he's in no position to say no.
The three of them never expected to catch feelings in any of this, and yet here we are.
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feel free to scream about this au with me