basically u two was ina relationship BUT its onesided becuz alhaithams just using you for information but then he suddenly broke up with u as soon as he got the info he needed
BUT THEN months later when he saw u hanging around with Kaveh something inside him just snapped and remembered all rhe times he had with you
BUT PLOT TWIST
yan kaveh who's been stalking u this whole time and is taking the opportunity that alhaitham just broke up with u so he used it to bad mouth him while also being a comforting presence
SUMMARY || Congratulations, you're dead! You got hit by Taxi - kun and died from blood loss. Now, you're awoken at a dark cave that was only lit by a single, huge mushroom in the center. As many cute little.. mushrooms? surround you. Hold on, was your head always this heavy?
PAIRINGS || Genshin Impact Cast x Female Implied Reader
TW || asian aunty personalities, and ur head having a big lump (its ur mushroom head thingy)
TTIGRAAMM MASTERLIST
CHAPTER I — WHY IS MY HEAD SO HEAVY?!?! AND WHY ARE THESE CUTE THINGS SURROUNDING ME?!?! AND WHY ARE MY FEET NOT WET WHEN I STEP ON WATER?!?!?
Droplets of water woke you up from your deep slumber, along with little... hands? tickling your cheek.
Opening your eyes, you see cute little blue mushrooms with eyes and tiny feet surrounding you. Yet, you also noticed where you woke up.
A giant, dark cave with a humongous, glowing mushroom in the middle, with a little river surrounding the mushroom.
Trying to wake up, your head can't help but feel...
Heavy????
“ What the- WHAT THE FUCK?!?! ” The noises you let out doesn't sound humane, yet it sounds like bubbles. Wait. Are you even human?!?!
Looking at your hands, feeling your face. You sure do feel human. But what's concerning you, is what the fuck is at your head.
“ Great Maiden! ” One of the tiny mushrooms bubbled(?), “ YOU GUYS CAN SPEAK?!?!?! ” You screamed, backing away from them.
“ Oh no! Great Maiden! Please don't be scared! ” The other tiny mushroom bubbled out, showing concern. “ Why are you calling me Great Maiden...?? ” You can't help but be confused.
The tiny mushrooms looked at each other, before looking at you.
“ You are our Great Maiden that the Xamaran has told us! Xamaran told that once the Great Maiden have come, she will bless us with her wisdom and love! ”
Getting even more confused, you can't help but panic a little.
YOU WERE JUST BORN FOR FUCK'S SAKES, OF COURSE, YOU'RE GONNA PANIC WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THAT YOU'RE THE GREAT MAIDEN THESE MUSHROOMS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.
You tried to get on your feet, yet almost falling. But with the help of the tiny mushrooms, it lessens the impact of the fall.
You realized by now, these mushrooms are like... children? And the things on their heads are so soft textured yet so wet.
Finally properly standing up, you realized that you've been sitting on wet mud this whole time. Yet, it doesn't dirty your pure white, and transparent dress.
You noticed that your dress was transparent, yet not enough to show your female genitals. As there's another crop top and... a diaper looking shorts covering it.
Wait a minute. YOU WEREN'T EVEN A WOMAN IN YOUR LAST LIFE. IS IT EVEN OKAY TO LOOK AT YOUR OWN BODY??
“ I know that you guys told me that I'm your Great Maiden, but... I'm not!! I don't even know what am!! ” You spoke to them, yet the tiny mushrooms weren't convinced one bit.
“ The Great Maiden is so humble!! ” “ Don't worry, Great Maiden!! You must be confused of your existence, but our elders will help you find your reason! ”
They kept chanting compliments from their... wait, where's their mouth.
“ Elders?? What do you mea- ” Before you could continue your sentencd, the mushrooms were already pushing you outside the cave, to another. Supposedly, to meet their elders.
Your feet touched the water, yet somehow you didn't fell in it. Instead, walking on it as if it was regular land. Growing even more confused.
JUST WHAT KIND OF WORLD AM IN???
You then arrived into a smaller cave, with the help of the riny mushrooms pushing guiding you. And as it turns out,
THERE'S MORE MUSHROOMS WITH VARIOUS SIZES AND COLORS. AND THE BIGGER ONES LOOK LIKE DINOSAURS???
Wait, what's dinosaurs. Why did it remind me of that.
“ We brought the Great Maiden!! ” The tiny blue mushroom bubbled, as the group of mushrooms dispersed. Leaving you in front of the supposed Elders.
As the green, Elder? mushroom stepped forward, you can't help but feel like they're gonna judge you for not looking like them despite you being the Great Maiden.
But instead,
“ Is this what they call a Maiden for.. the humans? Doesn't look like a beautiful one. Humans have very strange tastes. ”
Your jaw dropped.
Why does it remind you of your aunty from your past life.
“ Well... At least she has her features of a mushroom. Although.. Barely. ” The brown Elder roared. Judging you even further.
THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN HAVING A HUMAN BODY WITH A MUSHROOM HAT.
“ Can she at least fight? ” “ I don't think so. Xamaran told us that she has only wisdom and love. ” “ ... I see. ” “ At least she has the brains. ” “ Yes, we should be grateful for that. ”
“ EXCUSE ME?? I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW. ” You yelled, imaginary tears forming along with imaginary arrows of Judgement at every angle of your body.
“ It appears to understand us. ” “ IT?? ” “ My apologies, she. ” The Elders suddenly spoke politely, even after shit-talking you.
“ First of all, I don't even know how and where I am. Nor the world I am currently standing on. OR EVEN THE PEOPLE LIVING IN IT. I JUST GOT HERE, FOR ARCHON'S SAKES. ”
Did you just say Archon instead of god.
The Elders were surprised by this sudden outburst. As the green Elder then stepped closer to you.
“ Well, you see. You're currently in a world named Teyvat. Where we ‘ Monsters ’ lay at the bottom of the food chain, whilst the humans lay at the middle. Whereas, the Archons stay at the top, never to change. ”
The three Elders then explained to you of this world called Teyvat, and everyone and everything in it.
But then again, it was so much information. You can't help but feel smoke coming out of your ears.
GODS??? HYDRO??? ELEMENT?? POWER??? WHAT
Lord just give me food and I'll figure things out myself
Famous Painter! Wanderer / Scaramouche falling for Maid! Reader who encourages him to actually connect with people instead of being holed up in his studio || MODERN AU
Abyss Princess Lumine with a Crybaby Reader as a lover who constantly worries about their doings and how she isn't dying because of the Abyss
Childe with Mirror Maiden! Reader as an assistant and is constantly sleepy because of how much energy they use to fight
Zhongli / Morax being in love with God of Desire Reader who is actually just a really greedy but strong person feeding off of humans’ desires and greed
Venti who's friends with Florist! Reader who's favorite flowers are Cecilias and often give flowers they found while gathering more for the shop to him
Dottore with Immortal Reader who can't die no matter what type of injuries or illness they got as his test subject
Capitano with Adventurer Reader as a pen pal who oftens send post cards and letters containing pictures they took from the Kamera and all about their adventures and troubles there to him
Sagau but reader is makima LMAOOO IMAGINE HOW TERRIFIED AND MANIPULATED BADLY THE CHARACTERS WOULD BE 😭💀
“ Your grace.. did you just kill albert..”
“ He deserves it anyway venti. You love me right? You'll forgive me right? I love you.. do you not love me too?.. ”
the gaslighting is crazy istg bro 🙏🏼
i dont watch chainsaw man but good god bro i fuckin love how makima gaslights ppl
the way zhongli would question his own motives after that but still worships his Creator even more
might as well give away his humanity, it's for his Grace after all <3
or maybe gaslighting scaramouche / wanderer to thinking that you love him and he loves you when in reality hes practically giving away his sanity to u
i'd think that some people like keqing or dainsleif would put up a fight but in the end they still end up yk
gaslit.
when the people of teyvat thinks that you love them and they love you but in reality you just see them as pawns in a chess game and you can do whatever you want without any consequences
so like (ill tell this in readers perspective for yall)
you and capitano were in a secret relationship and you two always meet at nights once a month
the reason why it's a secret is because you're like an important figure to ur people and ur nation, plus ur lover is a literal fatui harbinger 💀
and everytime you two meet, you'd always share news of each other. And sometimes more like 👀👀👀👀 yk
but everytime the sun rises, you'd have to leave to not raise any suspicion. but Capitano always insists and always tries to convince you to stay or just clings onto you
you don't mind it but it slowly becomes bigger and bigger to the point that he'd ask you to elope with him and have a family somewhere far away where no one, not even the fatui could find you two.
ill give you two options; yes or no (for yalls imaginations 😇 im so kind, also under the cut is nsfw, don't click if you're uncomfortable)
if you say yes, he'd be overjoyed!! He'd be so happy, it's as if the Tsaritsa has personally blessed your relationship. News of you disappearing would spread all over the nation, some thinking you're dead, some thinking you ran away, some even thinking that you're dead, somewhere.
But really, you've just eloped with a Fatui Harbinger.
He'd shower you with affection. Both physically and with words. It had always been his dream to wake up to you at his bed everyday. Now that it's finally come true, he'd think he's in Celestia.
He'd fill you up with his seed every chance he could, just seeing your hole filled up with his cum gets him off everytime. If you're a female, he'd love to see you pregnant with his babies. If you're a male or non binary, he'd adopt a kid with you. Having a family along with his beloved had always been a distant dream to him, finally making it come true would be murder attempt to Capitano.
Coming back from his bloody and dark job to a loving, happy family would be so delightful for Capitano. Just stay with him for the rest of your life and he'd swear an oath to make you happy.
If you say no, however, he'd be taken aback. What? What are you talking about? What about the time you've spent together?
No. Surely, you're just in shock. He believes so. He knows you.
But you aren't, mad and scared of his statement, you broke off all contacts with him. Why? Don't you love him?
No, this is unacceptable.
You love him. And he loves you. You were meant to be together. You can't run away. Not now. Not ever.
You're just running off to the wrong path. Don't worry, he'll set you straight. He'll make you realize what you're doing wrong.
It's a lover's job to take care and love for their lover after all. No matter how wrong they are, you set them straight.
Like a loving husband would.
So, stop struggling and just accept his love, won't you?
i have many ideas for another smau but here are the ones ive picked so far (they're all modern au btw)
The Ero Mangaka | Editor Kaveh x Mangaka Female Reader
Idiot Gamer | Scaramouche x Gaming Streamer GN Reader
Eternity of Love | Raiden Ei x GN Reader
Voting ended onFeb 11, 2023
The Ero Mangaka is abt you being an erotic mangaka (mangaka is a manga author) of all kinds whether it be Boys Love, Girls Love, or just a straight couple and Kaveh is your annoyingly attractive editor who tells you his own fantasies as a flirting method but you just take it as inspiration (💀)
Idiot Gamer is abt Scaramouche being a stay-at-home husband while you make the money as a Gaming Streamer at TwitchVat. It's basically just everyday struggles and funnies. (this is an inspiration of Gokushufudo aka The Way of Househusband)
Eternity of Love is basically Ei being cluelessly and hopelessly in love with reader and Yae helps her with her crush and tries to make her actions to Reader more romantically and affectionately
Genshin Impact but you're a wolf hybrid (like Gorou)
Basically you have normal features a dog should have like dog ears and a fluffy tail but you still look like a normal human with normal limbs
except that everytime you try to lie it gets revealed.
every single time.
Like for example, you're trying to be nice to someone who's obviously bothering you but your droopy ears and tail reveals it for you and they left you alone with distaste
Or when you're trying to be polite and let [any genshin character] choose lunch for the two of you but it ended up being one of your hated food so your tail gets droopy when it was clearly wagging its life out earlier
OR when you have a crush on someone and you see them waving at you your tail would be wagging so hard it would match Keqing's lightning speed
Sometimes when you feel comfortable your ears would drop and people would mistake that as offending you to somehow being sad when in reality you're just relaxed 💀
Or have random people asking to touch your tail or even ears to see if they're real or just props
You'd sometimes let your INNER ALPHA OUT wolf instincts take over and just
what if [Name] still loved Alhaitham even after the time limit and they couldn't get him to fall for them back? (talking abt this btw)
read latest chapter to understand btw
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(u can listen to both or just one of them they both fit this post 😇)
Dear Alhaitham,
Did you remember back when we were in college?
You know, when I confessed to you in front of the whole Akademiya and everyone started making bets about us LOLL
and when we had fun together?
When we went to the arcade, when I gave you my first non failed cooking, when we were studying together for the exams?
I know that I didn't manage to make you fall for me and that the deal is I absolutely can't interact with you for the rest of this timeline (which I find cruel tbh 😒)
But so much things have been happening to me lately and I don't know who to turn to.
First of all, my boss fired me because a co-worker framed me of leaking the company's personal files. WHICH I DON'T??? LIKE, BRO I WAS LITERALLY DOING MY JOB
fuck them anyways their pay was low as shit
second of all, kaveh confessed to me that he had loved me for years, he found out that he was in love at our high school's graduation
thinking about it thats kinda long bro how the hell 💀
third of all,
im still #)(@&sjjsmshsksk€^¢°€{
sorry about that my mug fell
anyways just ignore that its not important‼️
congratulations on your marriage with Nilou by the way
I hope your happy now
I know I got invited but I was busy back then HEHE
Kaveh can vouch for me anyways
oh yea and also
I'm gonna move out of the country
pretty sure Kaveh already told you about it but I just wanna make sure you know
I want a new start and a fresh life
I mean, I can't stay cooped up here being useless LMAO
I don't know if I'll ever come back but I'll send letters and gifts!!!!!!!!!
P. S If you read this far, you sure r bitchless and bored LMAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOA the alhaitham i know wouldn't read a letter this long
Lots of love
From: [Name] [Last Name]
(There's a small packet at the bottom of the letter. Open it?)
