imagine being the token girl around the office and you’re dating machine head and after a particularly good deal, he demotes isotope and makes you his second in command instead <3

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imagine being the token girl around the office and you’re dating machine head and after a particularly good deal, he demotes isotope and makes you his second in command instead <3
Vriska / Vrissy
she/her/he/him-girlboyflux
evil girl , stoner , audhd , minor
DNI -14 , bigot , radqueer
(plz send me drawings)
WAIT DOESNT 607 MEAN I MISS YOU IN PAGER CODE
Reboot: 32% complete
Estimated time left: 1 day 10 hours
i think the squished one is better...
After spotting Mayura and Hawkmoth at pride Chat starts calling every akuma 'a little fruity.'
And patrols are just Ladybug giving off different akuma names and Chat rating how queer they are:
Lb: Reverser?
Chat: cuffed jeans,,,, and a gender crisis
Lb: Stormy Weather?
Chat: Comp. Het. Lesbian. I mean did you see the tension when she was running for weather girl? Miss girl would argue that she isn't a lesbian because she latched onto that one celebrity back in middle school.
Lb: *laughing*
Lb: Uhmmm Evillistrator?
Chat: Self-insert Aus. Has been cuffing his jeans since 2010 you will not convince me otherwise.
Lb: *wheezing* OK ok, uhh, what about Silencer?
Chat: I mean if we ended up paired for 7 minutes in heaven I wouldn't say no. Though I suppose the helmet would get in the way.
Lb: *Incomprehensible wheezing*
Lord Hater: You know, Dominator, just because you're a lesbian doesn't mean you're allowed to be mean to me!
I am going to drink a cotton candy tub full of tap water to spite my dumb body because it woke me up at 3AM in the morning