You witch you've awakened a harry potter chub kink in me
Omg, YEEESSSS. Accept it. Love it. Nurture it.
Harry deserves all the food and all the love and all the weird kinky sex. He has EARNED it.
Chubby Harry with a cute round belly and chubby cheeks and just…sturdy. Thick. Pinchable. And pressed right the fuck up next to pointy, permanently angular, aristocratically thin Draco Malfoy.
This is the epilogue we all deserved, instead of that fucking shitshow we got. I will never stop being bitter about that ridiculous “they survived a war and then got married and had babies immediately” epilogue. NO. I DO NOT ACCEPT ANY OF IT.














