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[elxgantcaptain]

So… how’s things with Jafar?~

Anonymously ask my muse a question about any of their relationships you've seen them in on this blog. [accepting]

".... Things are very well, actually," Hook spoke proudly and confidently, he knew how much Jafar appreciated their privacy now. "I do believe I shall be coming to visit after my next voyage is over, allies are hard to find after all."

@grandvizier

[elxgantcaptain]

“I bet he loves to sing!” -Creel

“He doesn’t see intimacy as a sacred act of love or very personal.” -Zicamaia

“He regrets many actions!” - Cheshzhire

“Easy to startle.” -Gordon

“Doesn’t like people he can’t control, unless they’re attractive.” - Ife

“tastes like salted sweet pork.” -Runic.

Make a assumption about my muse and see how they react! Anything goes! [accepting]

"Singing and playing the piano is quite the respectable past time!~"

"..... I don't quite want to gratify that with an answer."

"I regret. Nothing."

"I don't believe I... Do...." He's recalling all the times the crocodile snuck up on him. "Nope. Not at all."

".... Well...."

"Stay back!"

[elxgantcaptain]

… he has daddy issues.

Make a assumption about my muse and see how they react! Anything goes! [accepting]

".... I would not call them 'daddy issues'... But my father was not very present, nor did he care for me, but who's father ever did?"

[champagneandcaviar]

Spades is absolutely throwing him a surprise party. She wrote him a card and did a portrait for him.

"Ooooh Spades!!!! YOU SHOULDN'T HAAVVEEE~~"

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[elxgantcaptain]

"Oh no NO, absolutely not. But I can tell you- wait hold on hold on, baby Skarbrand? Well! No no no, I can't tell you anything about him, I met Khazaan. I can see the appeal if you don't look at his face, trust me, I do... I respect your adventurous tastes."

And he goes back into the tunnels Like he wasn't summoned to talk shit on Khazaan.

"..... I'm not sure what just happened...."

[elxgantcaptain]

"DON'T DO IT, SAVE YOURSELF, I ALREADY TRIED- IT MATCHES, IT MATCHES IN THE WORST WAYS AND HE IS SUCH AN IMMATURE ASSHOLE, BABY BOY RUUNNNNN"

"....."

"...... There is a giant rat speaking to me.... And... Correct me if I'm wrong but it seems like he's saying he's bedded the demon?????"

[elxgantcaptain]

Ife using her phone in front of Hook. Scrolling on social media XD

"......" He raised a brow, slowly leaning towards the strange item in the woman's hands. What on EARTH was she doing? Was it an lantern? Far too small to be one, magic? No, it looked like one of those strange modern devices.

[elxgantcaptain]

What’s the lie your character says most often?

How loosely or strictly do they use the word ‘friend’?

Weirdly specific but helpful character building questions [NOT accepting]

. Hook lies A LOT, if only to get what he wants from people he would otherwise see as pawns in his plans, but he never breaks his word, which is cool. 'I will not harm a single hair on peter pan's head' *takes out single hair* 'THIS IS THE ONE I WON'T HARM!' Also the whole 'I would lay a hand or hook on his head' so he drops a stinking BOMB into his house.

But perhaps the lie he tells the most is to his crew, which is a little white lie perhaps. That they will return to sea to plunder and steal and take treasure as pirates again... Because he is unsure if he can keep doing that whilst Pan is alive.

. Throughout the films, he doesn't use the term 'friend' once, not even for Mr Smee. I doubt he would consider his crew his friends, they are people that work for him, despite him watching a lot of them grow up under his command.

He would use it lightly perhaps at first if the occasion calls for it, a fake politeness as it will, until it could actually develop into friendship.