#yet real

[cottoncandiescupcakes]

Adar, Orc #1: I have prepared this lavish dinner and I will woo Galadriel with my deep voice and elegant speech and tall dark and handsome good looks

Orc #232346: I wooed my girl orc by pelting her with live chickens until she agreed to orc marry me. 'Orc marry' is where we hang out in a damp cave until one of us gets knocked up

Orc #23234356659: Today was my birth. Saruman pulled me out of some mud and slapped me across the face

[funamblrist]

it's fun for me just to grab a, boob,

[i-am-venomancer]

this felt very tumblr

[yumiteina-blog]

I haven't completed anything since school, if I was one year younger I would probably get an AS qualification. It seems  I only complete things if its the law.