funambulist

des notes sans fin, des visages identiques each man kills the thing he roots via rear entry

[despazito]

[despazito]

Awesome

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[reactionimagesdaily]

[quebecbyween89-deactivated20240]

*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back

[dragirlinstall]

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

[wintercorrybriea2]

[cavernclaw]

How it feels to be mutuals with someone for over a year

[pangur-and-grim]

when I was a kid, I complained to my mom about other kids being mean to me, and she said "you have to tell them that your feelings are hurt! then they'll understand."

so the next time I was being bullied, I said "hey. you guys aren't being very nice." and they looked really confused and stun-locked for a minute and then said "yeah... we know."

[roundo]

The idea of tumblr users living in like new york city or los angeles sounds extremely fake... all my mutuals either live in like serbia or a bumfuck town in missouri

[nine-hyacinth]

i hate astronomers so much.

[nine-hyacinth]

this is getting ridiculous. the file extension for this cannot be .sex it just cannot be. what the fuck SExtractor. astronomers aren't real.

[nine-hyacinth]

to extract the parameters you run SEX -DP ????????? this cannot be real.

[pjackk]

When will pride month be over already

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

my dream is to make a statement so true and verifiable that no one could misinterpret it even fi they were trying.

... Instead of end world hunger? What's wrong with you?

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[exeggcute]

the sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. so at this point it's probably too late to pick a different one