note, happy faemay ❤︎ another old yarrow episode of old fae! luocha trying to court koue but she’s making it difficult for him (◜ᴗ◝) there was supposedly another continuation (like more pages of this with more context) but this alone took forever so let’s just admire this for now, thank you for being here always!!
As much as I hate that they made CJ unreasonable stupid this episode just so they could explain the census, she is so funny about it and I appreciate Allison Janney doing her best to pull it off.
Sam: You don't understand the census?
CJ: I don't understand certain nuances.
Sam: Such as?
CJ: The census.
And then fully admitting she's just been faking it during press briefings for weeks?? Unreasonable, absolutely, but oh she's hilarious.
okay so I saw someone else do this and I wanted to throw my fuck ass opinions out there but here are my hcs for what piercings I think RE characters would get
JILL — easily, she'd have a tongue piercing. for exactly the reasons you'd think. in my mind she is a massive stone top lesbian so a tongue piercing is just a no brainer for her. I'd think she'd keep it from ages 19—23, then resident evil shenanigans happen and her piercing gets taken out, and I don't think she'd be bothered to put it back in during death island. although 47 year old stone top futch lesbian Jill Valentine with her tongue piercing back in and maybe a nose stud just feels right in my soul.
CLAIRE — nose stud, double helix piercings on one ear, I feel like she'd love a conch piercing but got too scared to actually get it. I could also see her getting a medusa or monroe lip piercing? similar to Jill, I think her peak ages of getting and keeping her piercings would be ages 18—26, but she does strike me as the person to have diyed her first piercing during a social studies class when she was like 14. just got bored and took a safety pin through her nostril. skipped school with a friend, bought a stud at the mall meant for ears, came home to her parents furious that she "did that to her beautiful face". cue doors slamming, screaming, and eventually making up with them but agreeing to no more piercings until she was 18. (it didn't last)(she got her helix pierced at 16)(didn't wear her hair up for a month)
ADA — Lobes. That's it. In her line of work she can't risk having anything coming out during a mission. But I like to think she tells people she's got piercings just to mess with them. Like she'll tell them she has a tongue piercing and when they get into it, she just laughs like "lmao bitch you thought". love her for that tho. but I do think she would have at least contemplated getting a navel piercing cus she thinks other women look hot as fuck with them (she's not wrong)(she's a little gay).
REBECCA — SEPTUM! There is no universe in which I don't think Rebecca is a non binary starbucks employee who got caught up in government work, that pixie cut does NOT LIE. she would use she/they/he/xer pronouns, have their septum pierced, double brow piercings, cheek piercings, and maybe a smiley for a period of time. but alas... this is resident evil :( but I do think she would've had a labret at some point before having to take it out for her job.
ASHLEY — oh this girl is scemo in my heart and soul I can just feel it with her so hard!!! she's ambitious with her piercing wants, but her fear of needles is low-key against her with this one chief. this girl would want every square inch of her ears pierced, she wants lobes, helix, industrials, orbitals, a conch piercing, a tragus piercing- but really she's only got her lobes pierced, and two helix's on one ear. she found out she doesn't have the ear for industrial piercings and rightfully crashed out (I'm projecting). she also wants pretty much her entire face pierced but can never work herself up for it, I love her sm <3
CHRIS — this man strikes me as a RAGING homosexual, like you cannot tell me this man does not host on his off days/vacations. he's got an army of bears, twinks, otters and dads ready to go to WAR on his behalf I just KNOW IT. that said: this man has nipple piercings absolutely. and that's it. nothing else. no lobes, no lip piercings, just straight into getting his nipples done. did it hurt? he couldn't tell you. he passed out. you could probably talk him into getting his foreskin pierced, but still, his pain tolerance is dog shit.
LEON — hot take but I don't think he'd get any piercings. I know! I know! we've all seen the art of Leon with snake bites, I know! but younger Leon's sense of self was wayyy too fragile like he was the pretty boy in his police training academy right through to his adulthood, if he even got his lobes pierced I swear to you he would have been actually hate crimed for being gay- (disaster bisexual but still). but yeah, he's definitely thought about getting snake bites before, and I could see him getting a vertical labret during a dip in activity (if ever that would happen) during infinite darkness just to satisfy his curiosity... he ended up taking it out after he tried to pick up a woman and she looked at his piercing funny :(
ALBERT — hear me out...... just..just head me out on this one...........I won't explain this... but.......sp...split tongue........ split tongue wesker.... no I will not elaborate, I just feel like it would fit. I feel it in my gut. there's really not much else I feel like I can say? he seems like a very practically minded character, so I can't see him even wanting to get his lobes pierced because they "serve no functional purpose". a split tongue is a major body mod yes, but it's also subtle and can go largely unnoticed in a professional setting.
LUIS — tongue piercing. whore. no explanation. (whore is affectionate btw).
