WOW hello totally did not just fall off the face of the earth there but ummm long story short, been super super busy with work and school aka i literally am thankful that im still breathing and the fact that im managing to type this shit out w/o actually dying is a true fucking miracle
but anyway
need to probably get some new plots on this kid, muse has dwindled down severely so i’m probably gonna write a solo eventuall...y...to bring my blonde barbie son back before i nosedive into messaging everyone and all that good stuff. so for now, consider this a good ole fashioned plotcall and like this post if you wanna get something goin! this other post should have everything you need tbh, but other than that, just hmu whenever and yea, i’ll get back to ya asap
just a couple plots i really wanted to do!!! but also like this if you just want to ~generally plot
소개팅 (0/1 F 3RD) // you’re both forced into it (money, power, all that shit), and you couldn’t be any less interested in each other (ji yong, because well, he’s got a boyfriend). but you decide: if you’re going to dinner for appearance sake, better make it ~entertaining.
#YIKES (0/1) // your family’s business was fucked over big time by ji yong’s father back in ‘05 when that giant scandal happened (read: his father is the former CEO of kang securities who is now in jail for embezzlement and defraud of stock investors). you’re bitter about it and ji yong’s got daddy issues. you make the mistake of mentioning his father– you both end up in the dean’s office with a black eye.
DOCTOR-PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY (∞) // whether you’re solely there for the meds, or you genuinely need a person to talk to, ji yong is your guy (though be warned: he always likes to ~dig deep~ before he gives away the prescription).
hey im back!! things happened yadada but here i am—trying to get started back up again so please like this if you’re interested in plotting! i’ll be replying to messages if anyone is hopefully still down to plot (:
hey y’all it’s britney tae bitch™ back with another weenie to add joy to ur lives-- or just another headache.
› if you don’t know shin jihoo mclovin voice: read a book for once but just to ~jog your memory he’s first in line to inherit SET GROUP and he’s the son of the late kim jihyun (hallyu goddess who’s life ended shortly from a “routine liposuction”, but anyways)
› first half of the shin twins™ that walk around the hallways with their pouty pissbaby faces and are most-likely-judging-you and/or your outfit.
› gemini bbe
› walks into class 15 minutes late with starbucks (iced americano with six honeys because he’s a literal child who can’t handle black coffee but he needs to ~appear chic~)
› spoiled brat extraordinaire but can you blame him? all he knows is papa shin’s unlimited credit card. literally fave past time is walking into stores knowing he pre much owns them (like bruce wayne except shin jihoo would never sweat for anyone)
› budding fashion icon™ he’s actually pretty artistic, but only his twin sister knows this side of him (he makes her pose for hours on end-- really he doesn’t need her to he’s just messing with her and texting instead). he’s been a self proclaimed style icon since middle school when he trademarked the burberry bucket hat and those kurt cobaine sunglasses gd wears nowadays (hipster voice i did it before it was cool). front row to every fashion week.
› tried to act cool in front of karl lagerfeld once. fanboy’d & almost spilled champagne on choupette (karl’s cat).
› #instagram heux #selca king
› secretly knows most popular girl group dances (his sister makes him practice w her)
› loves sageuk dramas (be sitting with his amorepacific face mask on and popcorn)
› only on student council because he thought it would be easy (jihoo voice: aren’t i just a figure head? like the queen?)
› “stay in your lane, bougie bitch” - shin jihoo 2016
› legacy that was slated for initiation (and was royally pissed off about it) but he’s a #survivor, o k. it also helps that he’s naturally fake with almost everyone (he does get penalized for the sass, tho)
› people he’s not fake with: the jr plastics squad. they all been thru his tantrums 2gther why are y’all still friends with him rip
› in love w/ suh since he was 12 (it’s deep, yo. he spends second period day dreaming about their future in where he is a world renowned fashion designer and they have little shin-suh bbes running around their amorepacific empire... it’s gross, i know)
› i’m so sorry u had 2 go thru this. i’ll be writing up his full profile/ plot page soon but if you wanna plot go ahead and like this post or hmu on IM i lvoe u all ur fab xoxo
INTRODUCING THE MESSIEST PISSBABY PRINCE OF SUNHWA
i would like to introduce you all to my son aka the worst. he’s a sad #emo child that doesn’t know it because he’s way too blinded by his money and lack of social interaction skills. you can check out his profile and extra af very poorly written backstory (more like a collection of headcanons)
junior plastics baby, a CR initiate that got slated for initiation because apparently he didn’t pay enough money to get his grades up to par
would probably do pretty well if he actually tried, but why bother when he already has an empire promised to him?
extremely petty, messy, and the like. your fave problematic holla
will start throwing money at your face 0.5 seconds into the conversation because he doesn’t know how to communicate
don’t be fooled by his stupidity though, he knows way too much shit about way too many things and will probably blackmail you into being a slave
or will just hire an assassin to kill you
offers free (and unwanted) fashion advice every now and then and will probably disappear whenever fashion week rolls round
acts like a piece of shit and is a piece of shit
but a loyal piece of shit. if he likes you, he will probably still stand by you even if you screw them over (side eyes @yfmona)
thinks everyone loves him and doesn’t really care if you don’t
i honestly don’t know if this is useful and if this is going anywhere so i’m just going to give up sigh
if you managed to read thus far, here are some possible relationship ideas:
these are very vague ideas because i would still prefer to discuss some so that the relationships would be dynamic and somewhat unique
slaves
what powerful person doesn’t have slaves? he either pays you to do his stuff or blackmailed you into doing stuff for him
fashionistas
the fashionistas of the school spend their whole time together judging other people’s clothes and talking new trends and probably taking selfies
frienemies
those people that he sort of hates because they always call him out for his bitching, yet they keep each other around for appearances, benefits, etc.
enemies
the people that absolutely hate namwoo’s guts or the like. this can be your typical “you fucking annoy me” type of relationship or it can be a full-on life-destroying battle between the two
the fakes
people who kiss namwoo’s ass whenever they get the chance and he rewards them by buying extravagant gifts, but other than that doesn’t see them as human beings
honestly i’m up for everything destroy my boy, love my boy, send him anon hate, like literally go wild fam
wow tysm for your warm welcomes (obama voice) i love u back! just a warning tho apparently im a snake thru and thru so just...watch out....watch ur back....hide yo kids hide yo wife
but okay here’s a little blurb? summary? for my son jungtae
third year in hyeon mu
got a shit ton of siblings
can play a mean piano
is in denial about a lot of things
half giant half sloth
dyed his hair blonde lol feel free to call him barbie ig idk
literally jeremih_ft_migos_givenofuks.mp3
which speaking of migos
he’s gonna need some (:
because i’m tired and lazy here’s some links that will be more helpful profile / open plots (all tweakable) / application. like this post if you wanna plot or send me a message wtv works for ya
riddle me this why do i only write like im on fire when im running on 3 hours of sleep —if someone knos pls @me 🙄 anw i’m off but this is a quickie plot call ( and welcome to all our new kids (: ) for anyone that’d like to plot with krystal, baek ho’s bitchiest face (only by face tho, watch out for the nice looking ones kids @yfxaegi 🐍). she’s kind of a hard kid to get along with but for plots that you don’t want much getting along w to happen, she’s kinda fits the bill mb?? anw, i’ll reply to messages tmr (thank you guys for waiting 😭) as well as some of the starters i missed??? night!
