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your wiife ii2 a crumb hog. you can have three.

> You're getting pretty sick of time players and their imminent peril.

#// clap if you feel the doom ‼️#2ol.narrative #yifftwiceplz

[ Dave suddenly appears (alongside John) in Eridan's respiteblock. The timing couldn't be worse. He was just about to pay his Lowblood Degradees subscription.

He lets out a yelp, launching himself across the husktop. Before he can get a word in, he feels the ticklish kiss of a razor clip the back of his head.

It leaves a patch in Eridan's product-laden and otherwise carefully maintained coiffure, revealing grey scalp.

John and Dave disappear just as quickly as they had arrived. Leaving Eridan to sob into a ridiculously pricey pillow because he is a vain sod.

The best part? Dave got it on video. ]

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how many sauces tall are you

now it depends on how the sauces are oriented hear me out

if you put em longways not only do you need some crazy skyscraper physics to stack em on top of each other but also you gotta figure out whether to count the squiggly ass ends of the packets or just count the fat bits

if you put em shortways again same problem but its less a skyscraper tech and more trying to balance a bunch of slippery rocks full of blood on each other

and considering how much longer they are than they are deep thats a huge differential

now you could go through that bullshit or just say the answer is one because im sauce

im literally the sauce

got you on technicality fucker its over now

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