EeL starring in: the Exes meme!!
with guests: Evanthe & -GASP for the first time formally on here: ⚜️Elysium!Sigyn⚜️!! WHOAOA
EeL my beloved! How are you gonna be divorced multiple times and married zero times?? incredible. Putting his insane wacko extremely-sexually-charged-relationship of the CURRENT day (with the Elysium’verse’s own main characters Maci & Tory of course🥰) aside, please pause and rewind to review EeL’s two biggest prior very failed relationships long before the TaKi Fuego trio, compiled through this delightful meme that I’ve had saved to “get around to” since 2024 UH better later than never! what year is it now
🌸EeL and Ev were together through prior years of the Elysium’verse, officially from (real Elysium time) approximately 2012 - though they’d been “friends,” ish, a few years before that - then on and off again until Ev finally called it complete quits for good in 2016/17ish and here we are today. Rane was conceived….. accidentally… shortly AFTER their first break up in 2013.
mess😇 but this is less interesting to me than the NEXT version where::
⚜️If we rewind further we find ourselves an entire lifetime ago, back on Asgard… A LESS FUN VERSION OF THIS MEME. Here before Elysium… before even, you know— YOU KNOW. EeL and Sigyn had been together for [REDACTED YEARS IN ASGARD TIME] - she played stepmom to children Fen, Jör, and Hela up until they were taken - sired twins Vali and Nari……. on accident…….. right thereafter - and then helplessly watched as the Loki she knew began to spiral into someone she didn’t recognize. Balder’s death at his hand (ish lol), against her advices and warnings and pleas, led directly to their sons’ murder at their age of 10, and then she spit in his face and left him forever.
Just another moment to add to the ever growing misery and rage and rage and rage until several years later EeL would finally snap at one specific catalyst (🧊) and explode into a million irreparable pieces of a psychotic breakdown where—
oh we know all this. There’s two movies about it ✍️ :) Anyway!
this has sent me spiralling down an unexpected tangent so stay tuned lmao,, close ups attached uwu. Ev belongs to me and so does this version of Sigyn; AND yknow what so does. you know who. pleeeas eee e don’t tag as the m word lol