#yip yip yip!!!!

[dawgwiththatblog]

i'm gonna get that calico fuggler soon

im gonna do a faux birth

and cry and everything when u see them for the first time

Bro what 😭

[jakemyboy]

He looks so noble and kingly here. He's not. He's a rat chaser, a chair stealer, burps weird and is deathly afraid of Boston Terriers.

[dawgwiththatblog]

so you turn into a bird

what will you do first

try to mate with another bird (if you fail that bird is gonna tell all the other birds and you will be ostracized because this unknown bird breed is mean like that)

try to mate with a humans foot because. yknow. bird brain (they think its funny but then they start getting frustrated cause u keep following them and tripping them up so u might lose a wing)

shit on a humans shoe and look at them from power line as they try to figure out which bird did it (u have to dodge rocks. this person has really bad anger issues okay?)

im really sleepy and idk if i made sense

17:38 nap time

im not going to mate first of all but I'll do these funky ass bird dances for myself