Sep 29, 2019
The Debate
Friend, for the 10th time that day: We don't have blood in our veins, we've got maple syru-
Me, also for the 10th time that day: YOU'RE NOT CANADIAN!
Friend: I'M ON THE INSIDE!
Me: YOU'RE GETTING MIGRAINE FROM MAPLE SYRUP!
Friend: YOU'RE GETTING MIGRAINE FROM HONEY AND YOU'RE GERMAN!
Me: WHAT CONNECTION IS THERE BETWEEN HONEY AND GERMANY?! WE'RE LIVING POTATOES NOT LIVING BEE SYRUP!
Friend: AT LEAST ONE OF YOUR ANCESTORS IS FROM FRANCE!
Me: ERDAPFEL!