#yobenedict

[sheelock]

when u in public so u quietly hiss headcanons @ ur friend under ur breath

[sheelock]

i typed “john is a lad” into the grouptext except i typed it like “j o h n i s a l a d” and georgie goes “john i salad” and so somehow we’ve gotten to John I. Salad, M.D. and then maria asked what his middle name was and so 

John Iggy Salad, M.D. 

[yobenedict]

blog rates b/c I'm stuck in hospital atm

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[yobenedict]

don't you just hate it when u go too]] press backspace but u miss and press somehib=ng else instead like no thats th =e opposite of what i wanted to achieve

[yobenedict]

so yesterday i was joking with my friend about how he managed to fall of his bike and fracture his arm and then later that day as i was driving home i fell off my moped and broke my leg

if thats not karma then i don't know what is

[sheelock]

when you don't wanna do homework so you just sort of

[sheelock]

10 away from my New Years goal ! would really appreciate if some of my friends could promo me ? :•)

[yobenedict]

it's december 28th and there's still Christmas songs playing are we holding onto the feeling or just getting ready for next year