#yoga hate

[thinkinitalics]

I don't like YOGA, that being said: I still wish I could do all the sweet poses.

Sometimes I get the urge to show up to a advanced yoga class and act all bad ass and then blow them all away with my lack of flexibility and strength. Then I think," Hmm better not" and I sit in the hot tub instead.

[yogahate]

Pose thirteen

Difficulty rating: FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE Rage inducement factor: 5/5 Possibility of injury: 5/5 Fun factor: 4/5

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Pose ten

Difficulty rating: 3/5 Rage inducement factor: 2/5 Possibility of injury: 3/5 Fun factor: 0

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Pose nine

Difficulty rating: 5/5 Rage inducement factor: 4/5 Possibility of injury: 5/5 Fun factor: 3/5

[yogahate]

Pose eight

Difficulty rating: 4/5 Rage inducement factor: 2/5 Possibility of injury: 3/5 Fun factor: 0

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Pose seven

Difficulty rating: 2/5 Rage inducement factor: 3/5 Possibility of injury: 4/5 Fun factor: 1/5

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Pose six

Difficulty rating: 4/5 Rage inducement factor: 2/5 Possibility of injury: 3/5 Fun factor: 0

[yogahate]

Pose five

Difficulty rating: 2/5 Rage inducement factor: 2/5 Possibility of injury: 1/5 Fun factor: 1/5