#yoshiriri

[thrill-addict]

Yohane : Can you pass me the salt

Riko : What’s the magic word~?

Yohane :

Yohane : [Starts chanting in Latin]

Riko, panicking: OKAY OKAY JUST TAKE IT

[masahikass]

Mari: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Yoshiko: I'm a knife.

Riko, from across the room: she's a little spoon.

[flewis]

Why tf there be so many Yoshiko X Riko tags

[thrill-addict]

Dia : So, are you two dating now?

Riko & Yohane : Yes.

Dia : Why?

Yohane : I happen to find Riri very appealing.

Dia : Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Riko.

[thrill-addict]

Riko : I have to tell you something that will lower your entire opinion of me.

Riko : When I was 11, I made flyers for my fanfiction and handed them out at a train station.

Yohane : I'm blown away by the sheer confidence this act required. If anything my opinion has been raised. The poise. The fearlessness. The laughing in the face of death. I'm speechless.

[thrill-addict]

Yohane : What's the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there?

Riko : Those are children. That's a school.

[thrill-addict]

Yohane : I love Riko… so much. She’s such an important part of my life… I wouldn’t be the same without her… How can I convey that without embarrassing myself?

Yohane :

Yohane :

Yohane : [sends Riko a meme out of nowhere at 3am]

Yohane : Perfect.

[thrill-addict]

Yohane : Valentine's Day is a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than driving people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and-

Riko : I wrote you a poem.

Yohane, already crying : You did?