#you git

[strongestpersoniknow]

The absolute motherload of endorphins that'll marathon a tsunami through my system if (when) Ryan returns will be of such epic proportions they'll end up catapulting me into another stratosphere. I can't wait.

(Get on with it Ryan!)

[verdandir]

(whispers) soft tit,,

[221booksinthetardis]

the aaaask games for my little flying snake. for your feathery part pls 1, 3, 5, 11, 12, 13, 18, 22, 25... and your hissing buddy pls 4, 7, 8, 10, 11, 18, 23! go ahead lil fake flower and yell about me interviewing u again blah blah blaaaah

awww so you’re a flying lil lion cub awwwwww!! …tbh this time you asked me very little questions, I am APPALLED!! 😮​

1. Do you have a passion project? What is it? I don’t think I have any atm…But I was thinking lately that I would like to re learn how to play the piano.. that counts as a passion project right? or just.. drawing a bit more

3. What was the last book you read? oh boy.. You know I have a reader’s block, you fiend.. I believe it was “Dante and Aristotle Discover the Secrets of the Universe”. Very cute book

5. Top 5 fictional characters? mmm let me think..Sherlock ofc, Remus, the tenth doctor, OMG I LOVE JEEVES from Wodehouse’s series and I’d say Sebastian Flyte from Brideshead Revisited..

11. Which historical figure fascinates you and why? cliché but… Queen Elizabeth the First. I think the reason is pretty obvious..But also… I always loved Alcibiades, emperor Augustus and Napoleon!

12. Favourite mythical creature? oh god I have many… I can’t choose! I like fairies, mermaids, red caps, selkies..

13. Do you believe in any conspiracy theories? tbh I don’t know? I think it depends on the theory… But generally I don’t… they all seem a bit too absurd to me. But I’ve never taken that much interest in them

18. Do you have a collection of anything? mmm… do bags and shoes count? XP no, I think old editions…and funny pencils.

22. If you could learn one language overnight, which would you choose? BUT OF course German, mein Schnecke….😛​😘​ 

25. Most ravenclaw thing you’ve ever done? why didn’t you ask me the most Slytherin thing I’ve ever done??? I behave much more like a snake.. I don’t know, I guess letting others copy my tests/exams?

4. Somebody you aspire to be like? my mama xD she Is amazing and cool and a genius

7. What are three things you want to do before you die? I would like to…live in the UK for at least some time;  have a domestic, silly, adorable life with someone.. at least for some time; own at least 5 cats simultaneously

8. Who is your favourite antagonist? I adore Moriarty, he is completely bonkers

10. If you were hypothetically stranded on a desert island, how long do you think you could last? oh come on… Me? on a stranded island? Seriously? I would last a week, tops! but I mean, you could come with me and that way I could rely totally on you awwwww

11. Any unpopular opinions? okay.. I….hate …dislike….. m-marvel… m o vi e s……… IM SORRY I tried to like them, I did, it’s like..avocados! Yes, marvel movies are the avocados of movies for me. Everyone loves them to death, they’re everywhere but omg how…INCREDIBLY BORING and cliche and flavourless and… I’ ll stop before I get myself killed by both the marvel fandom and the avocado one..

18. Three things you’re looking forward to? meeting an annoying git🙄​🙄​❤️​, improving my mental health situation and… owning more cats

23. What can you do today that you weren’t capable of a year ago? draw better? I have no idea, I’m pretty much the same in terms of skills I have..

[professor-of-predators]

A. (Toby!)

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:

ATTRACTIVENESS:

   repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

   grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic ―appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ―unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

   not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

   never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

   i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

   i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

   worst kisser ever ― terrible ― bad ― awkward ― just okay ― alright ― pretty good ― good ― makes me moan ― excellent ― exciting ― oh god they’re good ― i dream about it ― fucking amazing ― absolute perfection ― we haven’t kissed

[absentsaber]

strike three.

[timelassie-victorious]

What's the ploblum?

[notreallydailyrants]

tumblRRRRRRRRRR

why you change your “share on tumblr” again??????

now how should I share photos?

[ifuckinghatetomhiddleston]