Me as a child: boy howdy I sure do love all the pretty animated girls and emotionally available female characters in fiction. sure am into those beautiful women.
Me as a teenager: OK I mean I guess I'm bi but do I really like girls? am I just saying that to seem cool and interesting to all these beautiful girls who I am obsessed with and really want to like me and spend time with me? obviously I am a Straight pretending to be queer to seem interesting. anyway I am really into these androgynous anime men and not the big titty anime ladies so I'm obviously straight
Me as a student: it's weird how everyone talks about experiencing attraction as a child. I didn't want to date until I was like 17 and I didn't have crushes on famous guys and most of my crushes were performative attempts to seem like I was interested in this Normal Sexual Urges thing
Me aged 24, realising I'm like a 4.9 on the Kinsey scale: OH FU-