#you would've

[ladybracknellssherry]

if any of us had written the good omens finale, our betas would've taken one look at that doc and deleted it

[oknytt]

@pangkaka goof on me all you want lame-o but in a similar situation you would definitely have done the same

[close-to-the-edge12]

Hey, future killers and weirdos of the night. I’ve got a question for you.

What’s the point? What’s the actual fucking point of bragging about killing someone? Just, c’mon man... Don’t do that. I don’t care how shoddy your track covering was... how poor you did the job or whatever. What’s the point of fucking point of bragging about it?

Ya wanna increase the chances of getting caught?

I just... I don’t know, man. I’m watching the CI channel and some of these people had real chances of not getting caught, you know? They didn’t want to get caught, they wanted to continue, but. For fucks sakes. Common sense does not exist these days.