#youareabandit

[kidsisterextraordinaire]

youareabandit replied to your post: Maybe you should have read the manuaaaaaal, huh?

“I can, but only if you ask nicely.”

“Who hurt you so bad you have this pathological need to be a dick all the time?”

[kidsisterextraordinaire]

youareabandit replied to your post: amidelaloi replied to your post: ...

Get him to Helios and he promises to not make her into a meat suit, cross his electronic heart

That one is DEFINITELY FALSE

[kidsisterextraordinaire]

Maybe you should have read the manuaaaaaal, huh?

Rhyses Pieces Starters

“Maybe you should shut up, huh? God, you’re such a -- productive, useful presence, I can’t believe everyone hated your guts.”

Ruthlessly and fruitlessly kicking a vending machine, she isn’t exactly a pillar of efficiency herself, but there’s at least an effort being made. “Unless you can make this thing dispense ammo, I don’t want to hear anything from you.”

[screamingwilhelm-archived]

(I went and saw Pride Prejudice and Zombies, and there's a big muscular bodyguard guy in one scene and the lady called him Wilhelm and I started laughing so hard and turned to my friends saying 'it's Wilhelm!' and they just gave me weird looks.)

holy shit the movie’s in theaters already?!?!

I GOTTA SEE IT [+1000% now because WILHELM]

[fatherhelios]

youareabandit started following you

Haha, well, I’m uncomfortable now.

[hyperioncompanyman]

❝ you don’t drink the heroin. ❞

“Well why not?”

[hcndsomejcck]

"So get over here and give me a kiss, hot stuff."

Jack leans over the desk and he gives his twin a slow kiss. After a few bottom lip nibbles, he is lingering there; enjoying the warmth from the kiss. He pulls away, licking his lips and he winks at the other. 

“There’s your kiss, handsome.”