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2021

I used to draw Majima alot

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Yuki 2006 Character Story

an extremely belated 1,000 follower giveaway for @linz33y​ !! you have been so kind and patient about this, especially since I announced that way back in august of last year, so thank you so so so sooo much

Warnings: Brief mentions of non-consensual groping and one threat of sexual violence. Nothing out of line with the games, but I always like to give a warning when I can

Summary: Yuki has been running Four Shine as best she can, but often finds herself getting into mishaps. When she finds out her father is gravely ill, she decides that she needs to prove to him that she’ll be fine on her own...

After Four Shine had won the Cabaret Grand Prix and become a popular club... The temporary manager Kiryu left Sotenbori, and the owner Yuki and manager Youda have been working in tandem to run the club.

Sotenbori Four Shine

Waiter: Table 2 has requested Kirara-san! Table 4 is waiting on a towel!

[a shot of the club interior with people talking as business progresses like usual] Yuki: Whew.... today's been even busier than usual...

Yuki: ...Huh? Koyuki-chan, you don't look so good. Are you feeling okay?

Koyuki: ...I didn't get much sleep yesterday. But I'm okay. We're a little short-staffed today so I'll still do my best. Yuki: Absolutely not! What if you get sick! Go home right now and take it easy! Koyuki: But table 5... Yuki: But nothing! I'll get someone to fill in for you, so you just leave it to me! Koyuki: I.... I understand. But, as soon as I'm back and feeling better I want to work. [she leaves] Yuki: Seriously... that Koyuki-chan's a real trooper.

Waiter: Yuki-san, where's Koyuki-san at? The customer at table 5 have been waiting a while for someone... Yuki: Eh!? Mr. Table 5!? So that's what I was forgetting... Koyuki-chan just took the day off. S-So what do we... Waiter: If Koyuki-san isn't available... they'll just have to wait a while longer, then maybe AIKA-san would work. Yuki: I-I see! Sorry, please do that...! I'll go apologize to the customer later...! [he leaves] Yuki: Haa... I told her I would handle things, but I totally forgot... I really screwed up on this one... Hostess Erika: Ughh... Yuki-san...

Yuki: What!? Wh-What are you doing Erika-chan. Aren't you off today...? Erika: I... got dumped by my boyfriend... I'm sad and lonely... so I came here... Yuki: Wow... Don't cry Erika-chan. I'm sure you'll find a better boyfriend. Yuki: And life without a boyfriend can be surprisingly fun! I can play online games by myself at home for ages! Erika: ...H-How do I put this, Yuki-san, is that really okay with you? You're 39 years old, you don't have a boyfriend, and you're obsessed with online games...

Yuki: Eh!? M-Me...? D-Do you really think it's that bad...? Erika: Well, everyone's unique, but... you're still 39 years old. ...I know, how about I introduce you to a guy who likes older women!? Yuki: H-How about we stop talking about how old I am... I'm getting depressed. B-But... it looks like you've really perked up, Erika-chan. Yuki: ...Wah!! Look at the time! I needed to talk to Youda-san about the shifts! <she goes outside> Yuki: Ah, I'm here I'm here... but, it looks like he's in the middle of a phone call?

Youda: ...I would love to go to an amusement park with my family, but Fridays are busy at the club and I can't take them off. 

Youda: But if there's another day that fits everyone's schedule we could do it then instead... Ah, that's too bad. Yuki: Youda-san. Were you talking about next Friday? Go have fun with your family, please take the day off! Youda: Eh!? Ah, Yuki-chan. No no, it's really not a big deal... Yuki: It's fine. I'll manage for a day, somehow. Please have lots of fun with your family! Youda: ...Thank you, Yuki-chan. I'll be relying on you. <back inside the club> Yuki: ....Ah, careful, careful! I need to make a note about the schedule change for Youda-san before I forget... Yuki: On that day Takada-kun is also out... Well, he did say he was going on a date with his girlfriend, so I gave him the day off. (tl note: name is 高田 which could also be Kouda, Takata, Takayasu, etc but is most commonly Takada) Yuki: What's this? Shiroda-kun also decided to take the day off. So that means... we'll have zero waiters that day!? (tl note: 城田 coudl be Shirota, Ikuta, Kita, Jouda, and a million others. of note that Youda's name is 陽田, does four shine only hire men with -田 names...?) Yuki: I've really done it now... can I even turn this around without Youda-san... but I couldn't ask him to work now... Youda: Ah, Yuki-chan. I really owe you for next Friday. Thanks to you, my wife and daughter are thrilled. Yuki: I-Is that so... that's great, obviously... haha... <Yuki's phone rings, and she answers it> Yuki: ...Hello? You're a coworker of my father's? ....Eh? My dad collapsed and went to the hospital!? Yuki: Wh... What do I... what should I... Youda: Stop asking what to do and get going! Leave the club to me... hurry! Yuki: ....Yeah. Youda-san, thank you so much. I'm sorry for this, please, take care of the club! <she leaves> Yuki: Wahh! I-I'm sorry... I'm in a hurry...

Rough Man: Oi, oi... that really hurt, lady... Rough Man: Oww owww, the place where you hit me... the bones must have broken. You better pay for all~ the treatment this is gonna need. Yuki: I-It's broken!? Are you okay!? ???: What kinda man would get his bone broken just cause he got bumped into by a girl~? Rough Man: Haw? What the hell? Majima: Heeheehee~! You're awful belligerent for someone so fragile! Are ya some kinda masochist lookin' for pain?

Yuki: M-Majima-san! Majima: Heyyy Yuki-chan. I happened to be in the neighborhood so I figured I'd stop by... Seems like yer in the middle of somethin' though! Majima: I'll take care of this delicate lil fella. Then I can finish what I set out to do. Yuki: Th-Thank you so much... Now if you'll excuse me. About the treatments... I'll pay for them later! <she leaves> Rough Man: ...That woman just ran off on her own. You'll be paying for my treatment in her stead, won't you? Majima: Nobody's payin' for shit, dumb ass. Yuki-chan ain't an idiot, she's not gonna believe ya broke yer arm just from that.

Rough Man: It'd be better if you just paid up nicely. If you don't I'll make you pay for your own medical bills as well!! <they fight, and we cut to the hospital> Yuki: Haa... Haa.... My father's hospital room... here it is... ???: Is it... really that bad...? Yuki: ...!? Yuki's Father: ...Doctor. Please don't tell my daughter about this. I don't... want her to know.

Yuki's Father: By the way, how much longer do I have...? Doctor: ...I'd say about a month. Yuki: (A month...!? My father only has a month left to live!?) Yuki: (So that means... in order to stop me from being sad... my father is hiding his illness from me) Doctor: Now if you'll excuse me. <he leaves, and Yuki enters the room> Yuki: D-Dad... are you okay? I heard you collapsed, but... Yuki's Father: Oh, Yuki... you came to see me. Honestly, it's nothing serious... I'm sorry for worrying you. Yuki: ...I see. That's good.

Yuki: (He's lying... In truth it's some kind of major illness) Yuki: (But... it's a lie for my sake... I can't call him out on that sort of thing...) Yuki's Father: It is. I'm gl- augh!! Yuki: !? Yuki's Father: Oh, sorry to startle you. I-I just had a big hiccup, hahaha. Yuki: (...More lies. Clearly the illness is eating away at him... His body is falling apart... and he's enduring the pain of his inevitable death...) Yuki: Dad... I need to use the bathroom real quick. <she leaves> Yuki: Uugh... I can't cry. Not when my dad's trying so hard to keep this illness hidden from me. Yuki's Father: ...Haa. It seems like Yuki's alright. Yuki: ...! Yuki's Father: I can't help myself. The one thing I'm worried about is what will happen to that kid. Yuki: My dad... he's worried about leaving me on my own. Because I'm not dependable enough... Yuki: At this rate... my father will carry that worry to his grave... I can't let that happen! Yuki: I have to show him that I can stand on my own two feet... I can at least give him that peace of mind! <she returns to the room> Yuki's Father: So, Yuki... Is business going well? Yuki: It's not just going well! It's going so well that I'm thinking about opening a bigger club! Yuki's Father: Oh, that's good to hear. Are you sure your clumsiness hasn't been causing problems for the club? Yuki: Uhh... Now that you mention it, today I... Yuki: (I can't... I need to reassure him! I can't let it slip that I'm a clumsy, useless owner!) Yuki: Had no problems at all... I'm not like the old Yuki anymore, you know? Now I'm called a celebrity owner. Yuki: Everyone in the club is totally relying on me! That's why I've been so busy lately! Yuki's Father: Is see... Yuki has grown up wonderfully. Yuki's Father: That settles it. Is it alright if I visit your club tomorrow? I want to see how the celebrity owner works. Yuki: Eh!? Come see me work!? But, your condition is... Yuki's Father: I'll talk with the doctor about it. I won't be an obstacle to your work, so is it okay? Yuki: M-Mhm. Of course. I-I-I... I'll show you how a celebrity owner operates. <at Four Shine> Yuki: Hnn! Everyone, wh-what are we gonna do~!!

Koyuki: Celebrity owner is pretty big shoes to fill... Youda: And your dad's going to be here tomorrow. There's no time to grow into one... Majima: Hehehe, we'll just have to use our own skills to make Yuki-chan look like a real celebrity! Yuki: You're helping me too, Majima-san!? Thank you! Youda: Making the unreliable Yuki-chan into a celebrity owner, huh... That's pretty difficult to do, but we don't have any other options. Koyuki: If it's for Yuki-san's sake... there's no challenge I won't overcome! Majima: Alright! If we all work hard we can make clumsy, stupid, idiot Yuki-chan look like a celebrity!! Koyuki and Youda: Yeah!! Yuki: What the hell... Don't say such mean things about me so nonchalantly... <the next day> Yuki's Father: Pardon the intrusion. Oh, it's my first time seeing this place but it's good and lively.

Yuki: Fufu, of course it is when it's a club run by a celebrity owner like me. Yuki: I've already told everyone you would be here, so you're free to tour around as you'd like. Yuki's Father: Ahh, I'll see you working hard. I'll have to be careful not to get in the way of everyone else, too. Majima: ...Alright, Youda-san. Let's start this operation. We're countin' on ya. (tl note: very funny to have Majima in his default outfit for this. don't worry about the shirtless guy in snakeskin dad. it's fine. everything's fine.)

Youda: Leave it to me! Youda: Owner! I would like to discuss this month's sales with you. Yuki's Father: Oh, Yuki's been called on so quickly... Do your best. I'll be watching closely. Youda: Compared to last month, weekend sales are down by 10% and I'm not sure what to do about it... Yuki: I see... Even though last month was particularly busy, that decrease needs to be addressed immediately. Youda: (...Nice work, Yuki-chan. Just like I told you. Now keep going and tell me the countermeasures...) Youda: (That'll make your father believe you're a savvy business owner who makes good decisions.) Youda: (We named it the "Spot On Business Decision!" strategy! Yuki-chan, keep going just like I taught you!) Yuki: The seats are almost always full past 7pm... Yuki: We need more customers to come earlier in the day... Umm... this needs a "sensitive". Youda: (!? That's not right Yuki-chan! It's an "incentive"! Being delicate doesn't make sense here!) Yuki: Also we need to reduce labor costs... we need a "cosmo cut". Please look into items that can be purchased in bulk. Youda: (Yuki-chan! I told you it's a "cost cut"! Isn't Cosmo Cut some kind of super move...!) Yuki: I'll have to do that later. I need to call my bank. I'll be right back. <she walks away> Yuki's Father: ...Sensitive? Cosmo Cut? Youda: (Th-This is bad! He's getting suspicious! If this keeps up he'll know she's a rotten owner... I got it!) Youda: Ah, you might not be aware of those. They're technical jargon used by night clubs. Yuki's Father: Ohh, so that's what that was. Youda: Yes. "Sensitive" is where customer's are handled delicately, which increases customer satisfaction and encourages them to visit again. Youda: "Cosmo cut" is buying things at a scale on par with the cosmos. It's a method of cost cutting. Yuki's Father: I see! I thought I had misheard Yuki. I've learned something new. Thank you. Youda: (Whew~... I did it. Somehow we're still okay...) Yuki: Fufufu. How was that, Majima-san? I completed the mission perfectly.

Majima: Yuki-chan, ya didn't even realize how much ya bungled it... Ya better thank Youda-han later. Yuki: Eh!? Wh-What did I bungle!? Majima: Don't panic. Youda-han took care of it all. Majima: Next up is the "Resolving the Staff's Woes!" strategy, which I hear ya do well with anyways, so you'll be fine. Hang in there. Koyuki: Yuki-san. I've got something I need to talk with you about... is now a good time? Yuki's Father: Oh, a staff issue. I'll be listening in, if that's alright? Koyuki: ...Yes. That's alright. Anything for our celebrity owner's beloved father. Yuki's Father: Thank you! I'll be watching closely. Do your best, Yuki~! Yuki: (Don't worry... Koyuki-chan already spoke to me about the advice I need to give.) Yuki: (I already messed up earlier... I can't afford another blunder. As the owner I need to give solid advice.) Koyuki: Lately, I've been getting less requests. What kind of customer service can I provide that will get me more requests? Yuki: I see... So that's... ummm... hmmmm well... so that's......... Yuki: (...I had something good to say, but I can't think of anything!? Wh... What do I do do do do do!!) Yuki's Father: ...Huh? What are you doing, Yuki. If you clam up you won't give any advice... Yuki: (Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-what do I do what do I do! I can't think of anything! I'm going to ruin all my father's hard work in hiding his illness!)

Koyuki: ....I understand now, Yuki-san. The solution is something I need to find for myself. Yuki: ...Eh!? Koyuki: Just listening blindly to others is no good. It's important to think it through yourself and to practice it! Koyuki: You stayed silent intentionally to get me to realize that. Thank you so much! I'll try even harder! <she leaves> Yuki's Father: I see... It's good to come to your own realizations. You managed to convey that through silence... You've really matured, Yuki. Yuki: O-Of course! There are some things that are better conveyed without putting them into words... Yuki: (Thank goodness... Thanks to Koyuki-chan's quick thinking, she was able to cover for me.) Yuki: (Next up... Majima-san's friend gets unruly and I stop him in the "Troublesome Customers Are Also Not Allowed!" strategy, but...) Yuki: (I wonder what sort of person Nishida-san is, since he'll be playing the unruly guest.) Majima: Well, time to signal to Nishida and company now... hm? Waiter: Sorry, Majima-san. There's some chinpira outside the club saying "bring me the guy with the techno cut and eyepatch."

Majima: Haaa~, it's tough bein' so popular. ...I'll just have to give the signal to Nishida when I get back. <Majima goes outside the club and it's Mr. Bump n Scam from before> Rough Man: I thought I saw someone who looked like you go in, guess I was right. Majima: ...Hey, ain'tcha that guy from yesterday? Did ya want to get your bones broken for real this time?

Rough Man: You're way too lax, you eyepatch'd bastard! I brought some friends to the fight today! Rough Man: We'll kill you and dump you in the Sotenbori river!! <they fight, and we cut to back inside> Gary Buster Holmes: Nishida-san, should we start rampaging?

Nishida: No no! Stop, stop! We have to wait until the boss tells us to. Nishida: But what's taking him so long? We're way past the time we were supposed to start... ???: Don't fuck with me, dumbass!! Nishida: !? Waiter: D-Dear customer, please calm down.

Unruly Customer: I ain't gonna take this! I paid out the ass for this and she's gonna complain I touched her tits a lil!! Unruly Customer: I'll show ya what happens when ya disparage me!! Bring me whoever's in charge!! Gary: Eh...? Is that perhaps a genuine unruly guest? Nishida: I have to stop them... although... knowing the boss, he might have planned something else to surprise us too... Gary: Should we ask the boss? Nishida: Yeah. It'd be a huge problem if we caused any issues for Yuki-san... Nishida: I'm pretty sure I saw him walk out of the club earlier. Let's go look for him! <they leave, Yuki approaches the customer> Unruly Customer: Where's the person in charge!! Yuki: The person in charge is right here! Yuki: I am the owner of the club, Yuki. If you have any complaints, I'm here to listen! Yuki: (...We keep having blunders. Now we have to do this flawlessly to restore our reputation..!) Yuki: (That said... this guy looks a lot scarier than how Majima-san described Nishida-san.) Yuki's Father: That customer... he looks like a yakuza... will Yuki be alright? Youda: She'll be fine. She's a highly-renowned owner, after all. Youda: (I know we're working together on this... but I wonder what sort of person Majima's friend Nishida-san is...) Yuki: (Majima-san trained me on how to fend off this unruly customer... so I'll show my dad how strong and capable I am!) Yuki: (This is the place to show it... My father doesn't have much time left, so I'll ease his worries!) Yuki: This is my club! You can't make someone do something they don't want to! If that's an issue, we don't want your money! If you would, please leave! Customer: This chick's the owner? How dare you speak to a customer like that!! Yuki: (What...!? I thought that Nishida-san was trained that when I said "Leave!" he would run away...) Yuki: (Did he not notice because I said it a little differently? I'll say it more bluntly...) Yuki: L... Leave!! Customer: Who the hell are you to be bossin' me around!! I'll beat you senseless!! Yuki: (Ehh...!? He still didn't notice!? This Nishida guy's a real airhead...) Yuki: (Maybe he only understands Kansai accents? ...Alright!) Yuki: G-Git gone! (tl note: her accent is very bad) Customer: ...Haw? Yuki: Eh? Was that not right? Is it... mosey on outta here!! ...Still no good? How about, ain't it 'bout time to skedaddle! Customer: What the fuck is this! Stop fuckin' around!! Take this seriously, ya dumbass!! <he smacks the table> Yuki: (It's not the Kansai accent either...!? I-I don't know what it is then!) Yuki: N... Nishida-san... I already said the words that are supposed to drive you off. When I say something next, please run away. Customer: What the hell are ya whisperin' about!? And who the hell's Nishida? I'm Kawano!! (tl note: 川野) Yuki: K-Kawano-san!? Customer: As surely as that lady's a lady and the owner is the owner!! Customer: I was havin' a good time, then you went and made a scene over me bein' a lil handsy! Customer: I'm a payin' customer! Ya made me feel like shit, how're ya gonna make it up to me!? Yuki: (Th... This is totally different than what Majima-san said... Is this person, are they actually...) Yuki: (Th-They're a genuine unruly customer!?) <outside, Majima finishes dropping Mr. Bump n Scam> Majima: Dang, he was pretty stubborn... hm? <Nishida and Gary run out> Nishida: Boss! We need to talk for a sec... ugh! <Nishida is smacked to the ground by a man with a lead pipe> Gary: Nishida-san! Ally of the Rough Man: Let's start with one of your pals, then... You bastard, don't think you or your friends are getting off of this scot free! Majima: ...So I still got some allies, huh. And here I thought I'd be fightin' solo. Majima: However... that was downright pathetic, Nishida. What good are ya if ya can't dodge somethin' like that? Nishida: Sorry, boss... owww... Majima: I'm gonna show ya somethin' real special. I'll teach ya exactly how to handle that kind of bastard! <back inside> Customer: Hehe, finally I get to see your excellent frightened face. Well, hurry up 'n apologize sincerely. Yuki: A-Apologize...? Customer: To apologize for spoilin' my fun, you, the lady, and the waiter should all get down on the floor and grovel. Customer: You'll have to pay me too. It's reparations. After that, I'll consider forgivin' ya a bit. Yuki: Th-That's... Customer: I don't wanna hear it! Hurry and get that lady and waiter!! Yuki: Hh... B-But... Customer: But nothin'!! Do ya want me to kill ya!!!! Yuki: Eek! P-Please don't kill me! Customer: Heh, what a miserable woman. If ya don't wanna die, go get that lady and waiter and pay up! Customer: I'm gonna beat that waiter's face in till he's unrecognizable. I'm takin' that hostess with me to a hotel and makin' sure she gets properly punished, too. Yuki: ...! I......... I can't allow that. Customer: ...Ah? Yuki: I have to do everything I can to protect my staff... that's my job... as the owner... Customer: Haww!? I'm gonna fuckin' kill ya!! Yuki: I-I'm sorry you weren't satisfied with the service. But the girls working at this club are serious about it. Yuki: If you do things the girls hate... and if you get complaints lodged against you, then we don't want you to come here anymore. Yuki: I'll cover today's visit... so please go home. And don't come back again. Customer: Please don't come back again? Is that any way to treat yer customers!!!! Customer: ...What the hell do you all think you're doin'. <Youda, Koyuki, and a hostess get between Yuki and the customer> Youda: ...Apparently, you're not the person who was trained. As floor manager, I can't allow any more hostility!

Yuki: Youda-san... Erika-chan... Koyuki-chan...! Yuki: He's dangerous! Stay back! Don't get hurt for the sake of a worthless owner like me! Youda: ...You changed the shifts around so that I could go to an amusement park with my family, right? Consider this my way of returning the favor. Koyuki: Yes! I owe you a lot too, you're always looking out for me and worrying after my health! Hostess Erika: Me too! When my boyfriend broke up with me you comforted me, and you're always so nice!! Yuki: E-Everyone... Customer: This whole club is pissin' me off... I'm bein' treated like a villain. If ya keep this up I'm gonna kill every last one of ya! <they fight> Customer: Ha... haa... You're all cowards... it takes 4 of ya... to match one of me...

Four Shine Customer A: It's not just 4 people! If this doesn't stop now we'll be your opponents too! 

Customer B: True true!! There's nowhere else as good as here! If you have a problem with this place, leave!! Customer: ...!? Tch, I ain't ever comin' back! <he leaves> Koyuki: ...Yuki-san, are you alright!? Yuki: Y-Yeah... I'm okay. Everyone... thank you so much for helping me. Yuki's Father: ...You did wonderfully, Yuki. Yuki: ...........Yeah... I guess. My clothes got a little dirty so... I'm going to go change them. <she goes into the back> Yuki: Haa... I'm so hopeless... Even at my age, I can only get by with help from others... Yuki: That's why I have to lie about being a "celebrity owner" to reassure my dad... Majima: ...As always yer thinkin' pessimistically~. Me... I don't think that's true. Yuki: Wah! When did you get here, Majima-san!? Majima: ...Yuki-chan, ya did real good out there today. Ya held firm against that genuine unruly customer, didn't ya? Majima: Besides, gettin' helped by others ain't a bad thing. It's all because they hold ya in high regard. Majima: Youda-han, Koyuki-chan, Erika-chan, the other customers, they all put themselves in harms way to help ya. Yuki: M-Majima-san... Majima: Ya don't gotta try to live all by yourself. If ya need help, it's okay to live life that way. Majima: For your dad, I think knowin' ya got lots of people who'll help ya out will put his mind plenty at ease. Majima: ...Even if Yuki-chan's a clumsy, stupid, idiot owner. Yuki: ............ <she goes back out> Yuki: Dad... do you have a minute? ......There's actually something I was to apologize for. Yuki's Father: Eh? Something to apologize for...? Yuki: The truth is... when I said everyone considers me a celebrity owner, that was a lie. Yuki: What you actually saw today was everyone helping me out, because I'm a worthless owner..... Yuki: Dad... I'm really sorry for lying... Yuki's Father: ...I see. I had a feeling that might be the case. But, even if it was a lie, it was nice to see you at work. Yuki's Father: Even if being a celebrity owner was a lie, I know that you are well loved by your friends. Yuki: Dad..... Yuki's Father: Seeing how many good friends you have, it's a weight off my mind. Yuki: Uu... uuu.... Daaaaaaad! Don't dieeeeeeeeeeee!!! Majima: Yuki-chan...

Yuki's Father: ...Die? What are you talking about? Yuki: ...You don't have much time left due to a serious illness. Yuki: At the hospital you told the doctor "please don't tell my daughter about this illness." Yuki's Father: Y-You heard that!? I knew I should have just told you. Yuki's Father: I didn't want to say it, but the issue is... hemorrhoids. Yuki: Hemorrhoids, huh... I knew it would be something terrible like that... wait, hemorrhoids!!?? Majima, Youda, and Koyuki: H... Hemorrhoids...!? Yuki: Hemorrhoids like.. the ones... that you get in your butt? There's not some other serious disease named that, right...? Majima: ...There's no hemorrhoids other than the ass ones. Yuki's Father: Sorry, I was so embarrassed that I passed out from the pain of hemorrhoids... that's why I didn't want Yuki to be told... Yuki: Then, then that means... when the doctor said "a month left" he wasn't talking about your life? Yuki's Father: ...That's how long it takes for hemorrhoids to heal completely. Yuki: Then why did you seem to be in pain sometimes... Yuki's Father: ...That would be pain from the hemorrhoids. Yuki: So when you said "the one thing I'm worried about is what will happen to that kid" you didn't mean you were worried about leaving me alone when you died? Yuki's Father: ...I heard that hemorrhoids are genetic. I was worried you might get bad hemorrhoids. Yuki: Eh... Ehhhhhhhhh!? Yuki: So I just had the totally wrong idea about you not having long to live!? Yuki's Father: S-Seems that way... sorry for the misunderstanding. Yuki: I-I see... Majima: Haa, what a waste of effort. We all got tricked by some damn hemorrhoids. Koyuki: I was on the verge of tears just now... All of that because of some hemorrhoids... Youda: That means that the strategies we frantically devised last night were really... Yuki: Majima-san, Koyuki-chan, Youda-san... this... I-I'm sorryyyy!! Yuki: I-I know! As an apology I'll treat you all to sushi! So... please forgive me! Yuki: Here, I have money in my wallet... huh? Huh!? Yuki: M-My wallet isn't here... wh-where did I drop it? L-Let me look for it real quick! <she leaves> Yuki: Wahhh, it's not here either!! Majima: Heh... seriously, this all has been very Yuki-chan. Yuki's Father: Indeed... Hahaha. Yuki: Where did it gooo my walletttt!!!!

BONUS STUFF: hoooooo my god that one was so long. the video of it was 23 minutes...... most events and character stories are like 10 minutes at most........................... but! it was very fun and worth it. I’ll have two more to put up in the next few days too!! so look forward to those

thank you to the good souls out there uploading vids for events and cards I don’t have easy access to

and here’s Yuki’s other 2006 cards btw!

[yyh4ever]

Before I Lost My Sight

"Yu Yu Hakusho 100% Maji Battle" Yomi & Youko Kurama Event

This event was first held on August 7th, 2020. The story takes place 1,000 years ago, and it is about Yomi's past.

Story: Yomi has now become the youkai that represents Gandara. It is said that he used to be a hot-blooded who also had a ruthless side, a side that would throw his own fellows to the wolves. During the time when he was working as bandit with Kurama, he acted selfishly and encountered a tough yokai...

Video:

Translation:

"Before I Lost My Sight"

Youkai A: The bandits have escaped! Chase them!

Youkai Kurama: *gasp*! (gasping for air)

Yomi: *puff*

Time goes back 1,000 years. The eyes of Yomi had not yet lost their light.

Kurama was the general, and Yomi was the second in command. Their positions were the exact opposite of what they are now.

The two were eager to make a name for themselves as an emerging force in the Demon World...

(Youko and Yomi's gang is attacked)

Subordinate: Guaah...

Yomi: Damn, you're useless...

Youko Kurama:......

Yomi: Hmph ... Kurama, hurry up.

Yomi was hot tempered and overconfident.

He has sacrificed many of his men, leaving them to die.

Hereafter, the calamity that will befall Yomi is going to drastically change his destiny.

 [Yomi and his men head to a castle to rob]

Subordinate A: Yomi-san, are you sure this castle is really safe? Kurama-san also told us not to go there...

Yomi: Hmph, are you scared? Then, you shouldn't come.

Subordinate A: Oh, no ... That's not it...

Ignoring Kurama's restraints, Yomi repeated selfish actions.

Taking any risks, many of his subordinates were sacrificed.

Yomi: Good grief, what a good-for-nothing!

Even when he saw his men losing their lives, he felt nothing. Instead, he even thought they were a burden.

"It wouldn't have changed anything if I had come alone". When he was bustling around the castle with that thought in mind...

*k-ttchk* (sound of metal opening, Yomi falls)

Yomi: Aaargh!!!

Yomi: Damn ... pitfalls, how dare using dirty tricks on me...

Yomi: Huh!

Youkai: Hehehehe.....

Yomi: *gulp*...

Yomi: At this rate, my life...

(Someone attacks the group of youkai)

Youkai: Guaaah...!

Yomi: Yo-you...!

Youko Kurama:......

Youkai Kurama: That personality of yours ... will get you killed someday.

Yomi:.....!

Yomi: He's the general, so what!? If only I hadn't fallen for this trap...

Yomi: Just one more step, and the credit would have been mine!

Yomi: *swallow hard*...

"That personality of yours, will get you killed someday."

He was relieved that he was snatched from the jaws of death. On the one hand, Yomi could not get those words out of his mind.

[Yomi heard about valuable treasures in a certain castle, and...]

Yomi: It seems like valuable treasures have been collected in that castle.

Yomi: Perhaps at this time, news have already spread and other bandits will also come after them.

Yomi: Before that happens, we'll collect them all!

Subordinates: Yes!

Yomi: All right, let's go!

Yomi: ......

Youko Kurama: That personality of yours ... will get you killed someday.

T/N: It seems Yomi can't get Youko's words out of his head. He is lost in his thoughts while his subordinates are trying to call him.

Subordinate B: ...mi-san, Yomi-san!!!

Yomi: Huh...

Subordinate B: If we turn left on this road, the castle will be just around the corner.

Yomi:...I get it.

(After taking the left...)

Yomi: ...There's nothing here.

Yomi: You bastard, aren't we in the wrong place!?

Subordinate C: No, the map shows it this way...

Yomi: Bloody hell, what the hell is going on!?

Subordinate B: Guahhhh!!

(An unknown youkai ??? shows up)

???: Take that!!!

Subordinates: Guahh ... waaahhh!

Yomi: Wha-...

Yomi: What the hell is that monster!?

[Yomi VS Unknown Youkai]

*clash*! (clash of swords)

Yomi: Damn ... urrgh ...!

Yomi: Who the hell are you?!

???: Heh...

???: *Yaahh!* (war-cry)

Yomi: Waaaaahhhh...

Yomi: This guy's power ... he is different from others!

Yomi: I'll be killed at this rate!

Yomi: What do you want!?

*clash*! *clash*!

???: Heh!

???: You're finished!

???: Hyaaah!

Yomi: Ugh...

Yomi: Agghhh!!

[Yomi's eyes were hit, but he manages to inflict damage on the youkai]

Yomi: Urrgh..!

???: Waaahhh!

???:.....

Yomi: Rewar..."Life is more important than a reward"?

Yomi: Wait ... who...

Yomi: Waaah ... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Unable to get the truth out of the youkai , Yomi lost his footing and fell from a cliff.

"I have no choice but to wait for help here." Thinking so, he waited for Kurama to appear, but...

No matter how much time passed, he never showed up.

Youko Kurama: That personality of yours ... will get you killed someday.

Yomi: Haha ... at times like this, those words...

Yomi: Kurama ... you are always thinking three steps ahead of everybody else...

*thud* (Yomi collapses)

Yomi: No one came to my rescue. I collapsed from exhaustion.

Yomi: And that's how I lost my eyesight.

[After 1,000 years / Present-Day]

Yomi: How are you feeling?

Youkai who blinded Yomi: *puff puff*, *puff puff*, *puff puff*...

Youkai who blinded Yomi: Ki-kill ... me...

Yomi: Hmph.

Yomi: I finally managed to catch you. I won't kill you so easily...

Youkai who blinded Yomi: Ugh ... *puff puff*, *puff puff*

Youda: Yomi-sama.

Yomi: What is it?

Youda: It's almost time for the council of war.

Yomi: I see, is it that late already? We have to go immediately.

Youda: Yes. Well then, this way.

Yomi: Aah, yes.

Yomi: Despite being attacked by a youkai, I never gave up hope of living. Finally, I built up my own country.

Yomi: Thanks to the loss of my sight, I am able to see things I couldn't see before.

Yomi: I have come to repent of my own stupidity. The only ambition I have left is to unify the Demon World, nothing more.

Yomi: My lost light, it continues illuminating my path.

Yomi: Before the light dims ... I will definitely make my ambition come true.

-THE END-

I wish we knew more about Youko's past. It's sad that the Yu Yu Hakusho series didn't focus so much on the other characters like HunterxHunter does.

That personality of yours ... will get you killed someday. I love when Youko says that in a very cold way. His voice actor, Shigeru Nakahara, did a wonderful job. Young Yomi had a very selfish look on his face, I prefer older Yomi, he's more beautiful too.

[r0ulotte]

Old commission, but a very wholesome one @/kawaiiroying Twitter

[cryingcow]

Character Story - Yuki (2006) [RGGO]

The next few stories will be about three very beautiful, very elegant, very alive ladies (which should narrow it down quite a lot lol). First up: She’s single! She’s 39! She’s probably addicted to gacha games! It’s Yuki!!

Story: Yuki learns that her father is ill, and wants to show him that she is reliable and capable so that he won’t pass on with regrets. Everyone tries to help her maintain the lie because she is, in fact, neither reliable nor capable. Majima gives a speech about the power of friendship.

(Featuring the 3 different artstyles of RGGO-verse: anime, paint-y, and Dragon Engine; all in the same weird screenshot!)

Majima & Youda: “We love you, Yuki-chan. Even if you’re dumb, and clumsy, and stupid, and gullible . . .”

Yuki: “. . . I wish I had better friends.”

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CHAPTER 1

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|Four Shine wins the Cabaret Club Grand Prix, and became a popular cabaret club after that . . . The temporary club manager Kiryu leaves Sotenbori, so the owner Yuki and the club manager Youda handle the club in place of three people.|

|Four Shine, Sotenbori.|

Waiter: “Kirara has been nominated for Table No. 2! Bring a wet towel for Table No. 4!”

Yuki: “Phew~ . . . I’m even busier than usual . . . Oh? Koyuki-chan, you look pale. Maybe you’re sick?”

Koyuki: “. . . I couldn’t sleep much yesterday. But it’s fine. We’re short on staff today.”

Yuki: “No, no! What if you break your body! Please go home now and get some rest!”

Koyuki: “But the 5th table . . .”

Yuki: “No buts! I’ll do something about your absence, just leave it to me!”

Koyuki: “I . . . I understand. But, I want to work once I feel better, so I’ll just rest here in the back.”

{Koyuki leaves to take a break.}

Yuki: “Indeed . . . Koyuki-chan is a hard worker.”

Waiter: “Yuki-san. Where is Koyuki-san? Table No. 5 has been waiting for a while now . . .”

Yuki: “Eh?! Table No. 5?! That’s right, I forgot . . . Koyuki-chan is resting right now. What should I do . . .”

Waiter: “If Koyuki-san can’t do it, then I guess they can wait a little longer, Aika-san would be available then . . .”

Yuki: “Y-Yeah, yeah! I’m sorry, please do that . . . ! I’ll go apologize to the customer later . . . !”

{The waiter leaves to give Table No. 5 the news.}

Yuki: “Haa . . . I said to leave it to me but then I completely forgot . . . I’m losing my mind . . .”

Cast Member Erica: “Uuugh . . . Yuki-san . . .”

Yuki: “Oh?! What’s wrong, Erica-chan? Isn’t it your day off . . . ?”

Cast Member Erica: “I . . . I was dumped by my boyfriend . . . I was feeling sad and lonely . . . so I came here . . .”

Yuki: “Oh . . . Don’t cry Erica-chan. I’m sure you’ll find a better boyfriend. And even if you don’t have a boyfriend, it’s fun! It’s great to be able to play online games by yourself at home!”

Cast Member Erica: “I-Is that okay for Yuki-san? Even though you’re 39 years old, you haven’t had a crisis about having no boyfriend . . .”

Yuki: “Eh?! I-I . . . ? I-Is that actually bad after all . . . ?”

Cast Member Erica: “Well, I guess it depends on the person . . . you’re 39 years old. If you like older men, would you like me to introduce one to you?!”

Yuki: “Don’t mention my age so much . . . you’re making me depressed. At the very least, Erica-chan seems to be feeling much better.  . . . Oh!! Look at the time! Youda-san wanted us to talk about shifts!”

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Yuki: “Ah, I’m here . . . but, is he on the phone?”

Youda (on the phone): “. . . I want to go to the amusement park with my family too, but as the club manager, I can’t take a day off on a busy Friday. So maybe next time, when everyone’s schedule lines up again . . . yes, I’m sorry.”

{Youda hangs up.}

Yuki: “Youda-san. Are you talking about next Friday? You can take a day off if you want to go with your family!”

Youda: “Eh?! Ah, Yuki-chan. No, that’s not the case . . .”

Yuki: “It’s not a problem. I’ll do something about it when the day comes. You should enjoy yourself with your family once in a while!”

Youda: “. . . Thank you, Yuki-chan. Your words have brought me happiness.”

----

Yuki: “. . . Ah, this is bad, this is bad! Before I forget, I should make a note of the change in Youda-san’s schedule . . . Is Takada also on break that day . . . he said he’d be on a date with his girlfriend so he’ll be taking a day off. Oh? Shirota is also taking that day off. That means . . . there are no waiters for that day?! I’ve done it now . . . how can I do this without Youda-san . . . But it’ll be hard for me to say he should work again . . .”

Youda: “Hey, Yuki-chan. I’m grateful for you giving me next Friday off. Thanks to that, both my wife and daughter were happy.”

Yuki: “I-Is that right . . . I’m happy for you . . . Haha . . .”

{Yuki’s phone rings.}

Yuki: “. . . Hello? My dad’s . . . you’re a colleague of my dad? . . . Eh? He collapsed and was brought to the hospital?! What . . . What should I do . . . I . . . What should I do . . .”

Youda: “Go do what you need to do! Leave the club to me . . . go on!”

Yuki: “. . . Yes. Youda-san, thank you very much. Excuse me . . . everyone, please let me through!”

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{Yuki bumps into someone on her way out.}

Yuki: “Ah! S-Sorry . . . I’m in a hurry . . .”

Rough-looking Man: “Oi, oi . . . that hurt, Neechan . . . my bone is broken where you hit it. I think the cost of treatment’s gonna be pretty high.”

Yuki: “B-Broken bone?! Are you okay?!”

???: “If you can get a broken bone from getting hit by a girl, you’re a pretty pathetic man~.”

Rough-Looking Man: “Oh? Who’s that?”

Majima: “Hi~hihi! Awfully hostile for a weak kink! Are you a masochist looking to experience some pain?”

Yuki: “Ma-Majima-san!”

Majima: “Yo, Yuki-chan. I was in the area so I dropped by . . . but it looks like you’re in a hurry! I’ll handle this pathetic Niichan. You should get going.”

Yuki: “Th-Thank you very much . . . Please excuse me. I’ll pay the treatment fee later!”

{Yuki runs off.}

Rough-Looking Man: “You let that Neechan go without my permission. Are you paying for my treatment fee instead?”

Majima: “No one’s paying. Unlike Yuki-chan, I ain’t a fool who believes ya actually broke a bone.”

Rough-Looking Man: “. . . So I guess you’re not paying up obediently. If you go against me, you’re paying for your own treatment!”

{Majima beats up the guy.}

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Yuki: “Haa . . . Haa . . . My dad’s hospital room . . . is here . . .”

???: “I’m . . . so terrible . . .”

Yuki: “. . . ?!”

Yuki’s Father: “. . . Doctor. Please keep it secret from my daughter. My daughter . . . I don’t want her to know. How much longer do I have . . .”

Doctor: “. . . Around 1 month.”

Yuki: (1 month?! My dad only has 1 month to live?! So . . . to not make me sad . . . Dad has been trying to keep his illness from me . . .)

Doctor: “Excuse me.”

{The doctor leaves, and Yuki enters the room.}

Yuki: “D-Dad . . . Are you okay? I heard you fell down . . .”

Yuki’s Father: “Oh, Yuki . . . you came. It’s not anything major . . . nothing to worry about.”

Yuki: “Is that so . . . that’s good.”

Yuki: (That’s a lie . . . it’s really a major illness. But . . . it’s a lie he’s telling just for me . . . so I can’t say I know it’s a lie . . .)

Yuki’s Father: “That’s right. So . . . urkk!!”

Yuki: “?!”

Yuki’s Father: “Oh, it’s nothing bad . . . I just got a big hiccup, hahaha.”

Yuki: (. . . that’s also a lie. I’m sure he’s sick and his body is in tatters . . . to be enduring such pain . . .)

Yuki: “Dad . . . I’m going to the bathroom for a while.”

{Yuki leaves and starts pacing outside the room, crying.}

Yuki: Uuugh . . . Don’t cry. It makes no sense for my dad to hide his illness so desperately.”

Yuki’s Father: “. . . Haa. I hope Yuki’s alright.”

Yuki: “. . . !”

Yuki’s Father: “I can’t help but worry about the future of that child.”

Yuki: “Dad . . . he’s worried about leaving me all alone. It’s because I’m not reliable . . . If Dad is worried about me, he’ll die with regrets . . . That’s not good! I have to let him know I can make it on my own . . . I have to reassure him at least . . . !”

{Yuki marches back in the room.}

Yuki’s Father: “So Yuki . . . is work going well?”

Yuki: “it’s going really well! It’s going so well, I’m actually worried about needing to expand the club!”

Yuki’s Father: “Well, that’s good. Isn’t Yuki’s clumsiness causing trouble for the club?”

Yuki: “Ughh . . . speaking of which, earlier today . . .”

Yuki: (I shouldn’t . . . I have to reassure him . . . ! He has to know I’m not a bad owner!)

Yuki: “Don’t you know, I’m not the same Yuki anymore? I’m called a charismatic owner now. I’m so reliable, everyone in the club is piggyback riding on me! So I’ve been busy lately!”

Yuki’s Father: “I see . . . Yuki has become great too. Okay. Can I come see the club tomorrow? I want to see the work of a charismatic owner.”

Yuki: “Eh?! Come see me work?! But you’re ill . . .”

Yuki’s Father: “I’ll talk to my doctor about it. It won’t interfere with your work, right?”

Yuki: “Y-Yup. Of course. I, I, I . . . I’ll show you what a charismatic owner looks like.”

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|Four Shine.|

Yuki: “Hiii~! Everyone, Wh-What should I do~!!”

Koyuki: “You really went all out by saying you’re a charismatic owner . . .”

Youda: “Moreover, your dad is dropping by tomorrow . . . you don’t have time to grow up . . .”

Majima: “Hihihi, then I have no choice but to show off my charisma skills to Yuki-chan!”

Yuki: “You’re going to help me Majima-san?! Thank you so much!”

Youda: “Making Yuki-chan look charismatic . . . It’s a difficult problem, but I have no choice but to do it.”

Koyuki: “For Yuki-san . . . we’ll overcome any troubles!”

Majima: “Alright! Let’s turn the stupid, stupid Yuki-chan into a person full of charisma!”

Koyuki & Youda: “Yeah!”

Yuki: “It’s like being casually told something so cruel . . .”

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-END-

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CHAPTER 2

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Yuki’s Father: “Sorry for bothering you. Oh, this is the first time I’ve seen it, but it’s a lively club.”

Yuki: “Fufu. That’s because it’s a club run by a charismatic owner like me. I’ve told everyone, so you can tour around as much as you like.”

Yuki’s Father: “Yeah. I want to see Yuki’s hard work. I’ll just be careful not to get in the way of everyone in the club.”

Majima: “. . . Alrighty then, Youda-han. Let’s start the operation. Ask away.”

Youda: “Please leave it to me!”

Youda: “Owner! I want to consult about our monthly sales.”

Yuki’s Father: “Oh, it’s Yuki’s turn right away . . . good luck, Yuki. I’ll be nearby.”

Youda: “Compared to last month, weekend sales have dropped by about 10%, what measures should we take?”

Yuki: “I see . . . last month was a busy month, we’ll need to deal with the decline immediately.”

Youda: (Good, Yuki-chan. Just like I taught you. Now just talk about the measures as it is. That way your dad will think you’re an owner who makes solid management decisions . . . Operation ‘Make Perfect Management Decisions’! Yuki-chan, tell me exactly what I taught you . . . !)

Yuki: “Since the seats are almost full by 7:00 PM, If we want to increase sales, we should consider opening at other times or making outdoor seating available. To the customers who come in early . . . you need to be ‘sensitive’.

Youda: (?! No, Yuki-chan! You need an ‘incentive’! You don’t need to be sensitive!)

Yuki: “Besides labor costs . . . you also need ‘Cosmo Cut’. Make a list of the things you need to buy in large quantities.”

Youda: (Yuki-chan! You’re supposed to say ‘cost cut’! Cosmo Cut is a special move . . . !)

Yuki: “I’ll do it, I’ll call our suppliers. I’ll be out for a while.”

{Yuki leaves.}

Yuki’s Father: “. . . Sensitive? Cosmo Cut?”

Youda: (No, no! He has doubts! At this rate, the hopeless owner will be revealed . . . I got it!)

Youda: “Oh, you might not know about it. Those are technical terms used in the nightlife industry.”

Yuki’s Father: “Oh, is that right?”

Youda: “Yes. ‘Sensitive’ means good customer service that enhances customer satisfaction and encourages future visits. ‘Cosmo Cut’ is a cost-cutting method where we purchase on a large scale, as large as the universe.”

Yuki’s Father: “I see! I was wondering if Yuki had made a mistake. I learned a lot. Thank you very much.”

Youda: (Phew~ . . . that’s good. Somehow I managed . . .)

Yuki: “Fufufu. How was it, Majima-san? I did it perfectly.”

Majima: “Yuki-chan, did you even notice you made a mistake . . . you should thank Youda-han later.”

Yuki: “Eh?! I-I made a mistake?!”

Majima: “No worries. Youda-han managed to fix it. Operation ‘Solve the Cast’s Worries!’ is ready to go, so it’s okay. Good luck.”

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Koyuki: “Yuki-san. I have something to consult with you . . . is that okay?”

Yuki’s Father: “Oh, a consultation from the cast. Can I watch from nearby?”

Koyuki: “. . . Yes. No problem. Because you’re the father of the charismatic owner Yuki-san.”

Yuki’s Father: “Thank you! Then I’ll be close by. Good luck~ Yuki!”

Yuki: (It’s fine . . . Koyuki-chan is going to talk about customer service and I just have to give advice . . . I failed earlier . . . but I can’t make any more mistakes. I have to give solid advice as an owner.)

Koyuki: “Actually, I’m worried because the number of requests for me has decreased recently. How can I give good customer service that will increase my number of nominations?”

Yuki: “I see . . . That’s . . . um . . . hmm . . . That’s . . .”

Yuki: (Why is nothing good coming out of my mouth?! Wh-What do I do, what do I do!!)

Yuki’s Father: “Oh? Is something wrong, Yuki? If you keep silent, you won’t be able to give advice . . .”

Yuki: (Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What should I do?! Nothing’s coming out! My dad’s going to figure out the lie!)

Koyuki: “. . . I understand, Yuki-san. You’re saying I should find the solution myself.”

Yuki: “. . . Eh?!”

Koyuki: “Even if I think I’ll understand if I ask other people for help, I won’t really get it. Instead, I should think hard and figure it out myself . . . ! You did something as bold as shutting up, just so I’d be aware of it. Thank you very much! I’ll try my best!”

Yuki’s Father: “I see . . . It’s better to figure things out by yourself. To convey that through silence . . . Yuki has grown up.”

Yuki: “A-After all, there are things better communicated if unsaid . . .”

Yuki: (That’s good . . . thanks to Koyuki-chan’s wit, I managed to keep up the lie . . . Next, Majima-san’s friend will cause a ruckus and I’ll stop him in Operation ‘Don’t Tolerate Annoying Guests!’ . . . What kind of person is this Nishida-san who’s going to play as the annoying guest?)

Majima: “So, is it time to give the signal to Nishida and the others?”

Waiter: “Excuse me, Majima-san. A thug outside the club said to ‘give this to the man in an eyepatch with a Techno haircut’ . . .”

Majima: “Haa~, it’s hard being so popular.  . . . I’ll give the signal to Nishida and the others when I get back.”

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Rough-Looking Man: “I thought I saw a similar guy entering this club . . . looks like I was right on the mark.”

Majima: “. . . Huh. You’re the weak Niichan from yesterday. Did you come back to have your bones broken for real?”

Rough-Looking Man: “This is the end of the line Eyepatch Guy! This time I brought a friend who prides himself on fights! We’ll kill you and sink you in Sotenbori River!!”

{Majima fights the guys.}

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G.B. Holmes: “Nishida-san. Is it okay to rampage now?”

Nishida: “No! Stop, stop! We have to wait until Boss gives the signal. But what is the boss doing . . . it’s been too long since his last instruction . . .”

???: “Stop screwing around, idiot!!”

Nishida: “?!”

Waiter: “C-Customer. Please calm down.”

Troublesome Customer: “No way! I’m paying a lot of money for so few drinks!! I’ll teach you what happens when you try to scam me!! Bring me the person in charge!!”

Nishida: “Eh . . . ? Is that a real disruptive customer? We have to stop him . . . but . . . knowing Boss, he could have actually prepared someone other than us to make it a surprise . . .”

G.B. Holmes: “Would you like to go ask the boss . . . ?”

Nishida: “Yeah. It would be bad if we get in Yuki-san’s way . . . I’m sure Boss went out the club a while ago . . . Let’s go look for him, Gary!”

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Troublesome Customer: “Where’s the person in charge!!”

Yuki: “The person in charge is here! I’m Yuki, the owner. If you have any complaints about our club, I’ll listen to them as much as you want!”

Yuki: (. . . I keep failing so far. I have to make a quick decision here and recover my honor! Even so . . . He’s a much scarier person than Majima-san said . . . this Nishida-san.)

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CHAPTER 3

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Troublesome Customer: “Where is the person in charge!!”

Yuki: “I’m Yuki, the owner. If you have any complaints about our club, I’ll listen to them as much as you want!”

Yuki’s Father: “That customer . . . that man looks like he’s yakuza . . . will Yuki be alright?”

Youda: “She’ll be fine. Yuki-san is a charismatic owner.”

Youda: (It’s a customer we prepared . . . but, I didn’t know Majima-san’s friend Nishida-san was this kind of person . . .)

Yuki: (Repel this disruptive customer prepared by Majima-san . . . I’ll show my dad what I can do! Show him I have a solid place . . . my dad with a low life expectancy . . . I’ll reassure him!)

Yuki: “This is my club! I won’t let you do anything! If you have any complaints, then settle your bill and please get out!”

Troublesome Customer: “You’re the owner? How dare you speak to your customers like that!!”

Yuki: (Huh . . . ? Nishida-san is supposed to run away if I say ‘get out’ . . . Did he not notice the cue for the little arrangement? I’ll say it more clearly . . .)

Yuki: “G . . . Get out!!”

Troublesome Customer: “Who are you to order me around!!”

Yuki: (Eeh . . . ?! He still hasn’t noticed?! It’s really spontaneous, Nishida-san. Maybe he’ll understand if I speak in a Kansai dialect? . . . Alright then!)

Yuki: “L-Let’s get out!!”

Troublesome Customer: “. . . Huh?”

Yuki: “Eh? Did I say it wrong? Then . . . Can’t get out! . . . Is it still wrong? How about . . . Please get out!”

Troublesome Customer: “What are you doing! Are you playing around!! I’m being serious!!”

Yuki: (Kansai dialect isn’t working . . . ?! I-I don’t know what more I can do!)

Yuki: “N-Nishida-san . . . I’m already saying your cue to turn back. Next time I say it . . . please run away.”

Troublesome Customer: “What the hell are you whispering!! And who is Nishida! I’m Kawano!!”

Yuki: “Ka-Kawano-san?!”

Troublesome Customer: “You keep saying a Miss like you is the owner, the owner! I was just having fun, just got a little handsy and rattled the pitcher a bit! I’m a customer who paid lots of money! How will you make up for making me feel bad!!”

Yuki: (He’s different from what I heard from Majima-san . . . This person, could it be . . . h-he’s a real disruptive customer?!)

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Majima: “You’re a really stubborn guy . . . Hm?”

Nishida: “Boss! I have a little something to tell you . . . uguh!”

{Nishida suddenly gets Tachibana’d and drops to the ground. Fortunately, unlike Tachibana, Nishida is wearing a Majima Construction Helmet ™.}

G.B. Holmes: “Nishida-san!”

Rough-Looking Man’s Friend: “That’s one of your buddies down . . . Don’t think you can get away with doing that to our friend.”

Majima: “. . . He still has friends. I thought he only had one. But . . . it can’t be helped, Nishida. Sorry I didn’t keep them away.”

Nishida: “I’m sorry, Boss . . . ow ow . . .”

Majima: “I’ll show you right now how to pass judgment on a fool who chooses the wrong kind of prey!”

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Troublesome Customer: “Hehe, I finally see a scared face. Then I’d like you to apologize quickly.”

Yuki: “A-An apology . . . ?”

Troublesome Customer: “I was looking forward to throwing back drinks here, so get me a lady and a waiter. Shouldn’t you pay me too? Call it a compensation fee. Then I’ll think about forgiving you a little.”

Yuki: “Th-That’s . . .”

Troublesome Customer: “I don’t care about your opinion! Bring me a lady and a waiter!!”

Yuki: “B-But . . .”

Troublesome Customer: “Do it!! Or I’ll kill you!!!!”

Yuki: “Hiii! Do-Don’t kill me!”

Troublesome Customer: “Heh, you’re a pitiful figure. If you don’t want to get killed, bring me a lady and a waiter and give me back my money! I’ll hit the waiter until his face is messed up, then I’ll bring the lady to a hotel and punish her a lot.”

Yuki: “. . . ! I . . . I won’t let you do that.”

Troublesome Customer: “. . . Oh?”

Yuki: “To do my best to give the staff peace of mind . . . that is the work . . . of an owner . . .”

Troublesome Customer: “Huh?! I’ll kill you!!”

Yuki: “I’m sorry you’re not satisfied, but everyone in the club is doing their best to serve customers. Doing things that the girls don’t like . . . If you have any complaints, you don’t have to come here anymore. Here’s your bill. Now go home and don’t come back again.”

Troublesome Customer: “Don’t come back again? Is this your attitude towards customers!!!!”

Troublesome Customer: “. . . what are you doing?”

Youda: “Apparently, he’s not the guy we prepared. As the store manager, I can’t forgive any violence!”

Yuki: “Youda-san . . . Erica-chan . . . Koyuki-chan . . . ! it’s dangerous! Stay back! Don’t get hurt for a bad owner like me!”

Youda: “. . . Didn’t you switch around my shift so I can go to the amusement park with my family? Think of this as me returning the favor.”

Koyuki: “That’s right! I also have a lot of gratitude towards Yuki-san for caring about my physical condition!”

Cast Member Erica: “Me too! You showed me a lot of kindness after my boyfriend dumped me!!”

Yuki: “E-Everyone . . .”

Troublesome Customer: “This disgusting club . . . treating me as the bad guy. If you all get in the way, then I’ll kill you all together!”

{All four of them gang up on the guy and beat him up.}

Troublesome Customer: “Haa . . . haa . . . you cowards . . . fighting 4 against 1 . . .”

Four Shine Customer A: “Not just 4! If you do anything else, we’ll join in too!”

Four Shine Customer B: “That’s right!! There’s no better club than this! If you have any complaints, then get out!!”

Troublesome Customer: “. . . ?! That’s it, I’m never coming back to this club again!”

{The disruptive customer runs out.}

Koyuki: “. . . Yuki-san, are you alright?!”

Yuki: “Y-Yeah . . . I’m okay. Everyone . . . thank you so much for your help.”

Yuki’s Father: “. . . That was great, Yuki.”

Yuki: “. . . I don’t think so. My clothes got dirty . . . I’ll go get changed a little.”

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Yuki: “Haa . . . it’s no good . . . I . . . Even this year, I’m still being helped by people . . . Because of this, my dad can’t be reassured by the lie that I’m a ‘charismatic owner’ . . .”

Majima: “. . . As usual you’re thinking so negatively~. I . . . I don’t think that’s the case.”

Yuki: “Oh! Majima-san?!”

Majima: “Yuki-chan did well today. Didn’t you stand up against a real nuisance customer? Besides, it’s not a bad thing to be helped by people. It’s all thanks to Yuki-chan’s humanity. Youda-han, Koyuki-chan, Erica-chan, the customers, they all took the risk to help Yuki-chan.”

Yuki: “Ma-Majima-san . . .”

Majima: “I don’t know if anyone can live by themselves. If you need help, then you’ll be given help. As a father, if I found out that there are many people who can help Yuki-chan, I think that’s enough to give me peace of mind.  . . . even if Yuki-chan herself is a stupid, stupid owner.”

Yuki: “. . .”

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Yuki: “Dad . . . do you have a moment? . . . Actually, I have to apologize for something.”

Yuki’s Father: “Eh? Apologize for what . . . ?”

Yuki: “Actually . . . it’s a lie that I’m a charismatic owner of the club and everyone relies on me. As you saw, I’m a hopeless owner who can only do things with the help of everyone . . . Dad, I’m sorry for lying to you . . .”

Yuki’s Father: “. . . Is that so. I had a feeling it was like that. But I’m glad I could see your hard work even if it was a lie. Even if you being a charismatic owner is a lie, I could see you were loved by friends.”

Yuki: “Dad . . .”

Yuki’s Father: “I’m relieved that you are blessed with good friends.”

Yuki: “U . . . uugh . . . Daaad! I don’t want you to dieeeeeeee!!!!”

Majima: “Yuki-chan . . .”

Yuki’s Father: “. . . Die? What are you talking about?”

Yuki: “. . . Dad has a serious illness and only has a short life expectancy. I heard you ask the doctor to hide it from me, to ‘please keep my illness secret from my daughter’ . . .”

Yuki’s Father: “Oh, you heard that?! I should have told you properly.”

Yuki’s Father: “This is hard for me to say, but my illness is . . . ‘hemorrhoids’.”

Yuki: “Hemorrhoids . . . that is a serious illness . . . wait, hemorrhoids?!?!”

Majima, Youda, & Koyuki: “He . . . Hemorrhoids . . . !?”

Yuki: “Hemorrhoids . . . that’s . . . is it the one found on your butt? It has a similar name with a serious illness . . .”

Majima: “. . . you can’t find hemorrhoids anyplace other than the butt.”

Yuki’s Father: “I was so embarrassed it hurt so much that I fainted . . . so I kept it secret from Yuki . . .”

Yuki: “Th-Then . . . wasn’t it your life expectancy that the doctor said was only ‘one more month’?”

Yuki’s Father: “. . . That’s how long it takes for my hemorrhoids to heal completely.”

Yuki: “So when you sometimes looked like you were in such pain . . .”

Yuki’s Father: “. . . It’s because the hemorrhoids hurt.”

Yuki: “Then when you said, ‘I’m worried about Yuki’s future’, didn’t that mean you were worried about leaving me all alone?”

Yuki’s Father: “. . . I heard that the tendency to get hemorrhoids is inherited. I was worried you’d develop terrible hemorrhoids.”

Yuki: “E-Eeeeeeeeh?! So it was just a misunderstanding that you have a short life expectancy?!”

Yuki’s Father: “Th-That’s right. I’m sorry for the misunderstanding . . .”

Yuki: “I-I see . . .”

Majima: “. . . Haa, I was so exhausted trying to make this work. And it was all because I was swayed by hemorrhoids.”

Koyuki: “I was almost crying until a while ago . . . but it was just hemorrhoids . . .”

Youda: “What was the point of the strategy we brainstormed last night . . .”

Yuki: “Majima-san, Koyuki-chan, Youda-san . . .  um . . . I-I’m so sorry!! I-I know! I’ll apologize to everyone with sushi! So . . . please forgive me! See, with the money in my wallet . . . huh? Huh?! I don’t have my wallet . . . Wh-Where did I drop it? Le-let me look for it for a second! Aaa~h, I can’t find it anywhere!!”

Majima: “Haa . . . Yuki-chan will always be Yuki-chan.”

Yuki’s Father: “You’re right . . . hahaha.”

Yuki: “Where did you gooo~ my wallet!!!!”

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Posting here a bit late but here’s a short comic I did for Majima’s bday this year!

Happy Birthday Manager-san 💖