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Amyy, you know that one performance of Bruno where his voice keeps messing up? I think he sang Grenade but it's the only performance where his voice gives up all the time. Can you give me the link to that performance?

http://rhapsodyincolour.tumblr.com/post/42239238531/bruno-always-talks-about-his-voice-cracking-on-stage

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1. Black or white? Black 2. Favourite song? That changes but i think Billy Ruskin from Ed Sheeran comes the closest at this moment. I can play that song all day without getting bored and omg 3. Hot or cold? Hot 4. Favourite movie? Home Alone 1+2 and Despicable Me 1+2 I really can't chose 5. Would you rather be an elephant or a mouse? A mouse 6. Are you on tumblr while you're supposed to do something else? Always :) 7. What's your favourite food? Imma say spaghetti 8. Horror or comedy? Definitely comedy 9. Favourite otp? All of them 10. Do you believe in God? Yes 11. Have you ever stole something? Nope

Here are my questions: 1. Have you ever changed your url? 2. What age would you like to be? 3. Your favourite song on your iPod/phone? 4. Favourite pizza topping? 5. Favourite sauce? 6. What's your dream job? 7. What are you listening to right now? 8. What book are you reading at the moment? 9. Favourite actor? 10. If you could say anything while the whole world is listening, what would you say? 11. Do you love minions?

Good luck with it!!

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Bruno Mars one shot - Anon-requested (more like youdbetterwatchit requested but k)

hey guys! So yeah that's my first one shot! Tell me what you think! It contains sex so just don't read it if you don't like these stuff.

Biology is simple

The bell turned my frown upside down as our Biology period finally came to an end. "And don't forget to get ready for the big test next week about Reproduction!" The teacher said as everyone rushed outside of the class, running to the cafeteria to get themselves launch.

"Hey Lis!" I called down and ran after my friend Lisa, who made her way to the cafeteria herself, but stopped to wait for me. "Hey Bru, I thought you haven't come today! You were really quiet in Biology class" she said. Well I stared at her most of the lesson, I guess that's why I've been quiet.

I've been feeling strong feelings to Lisa, more than just a friendship. I wanted us to be more than friends. But it won't happen, I guess. I don't think she feels the same way about me... I mean she's so smart and pretty and nice... and I'm not. Well maybe apart of the beauty thing. I am pretty hot. How couldn't she fall in love with me already?

"Guess I haven't snored today" I said and she laughed. Her smile was beautiful, as usual. "You should pay attention in class" she said. "If I would pay attention, then why would I be friend with you?" I said. "Good point" she joked. "So be at my house today at 7. My parents are out of town" I said. "Wait wait wait. You don't even ask if I'm busy or if I got any plans for tonight and you just tell me to show up?" she said. "Lis, since when you go to hang out with someone who's not me? If I know you well, you were probably start to study for the Biology test as well." I said. "...Well it was still pretty rude" she said and I laughed a little. "Ok I'm sorry" I said. "So Lis, do you have any plans for tonight?" I asked. "Oh just shut up ok I'll be there." she said and I smiled as the bell ring cut us off. "See you then!" I said and walked to my period, that was diffrent then hers.

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It's already 7:15 and she hadn't come yet. What takes her so long? Lisa is never the late type, so that is kinda surprise me. Nevertheless, she usually always come before time. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. I immidiatley ran to the door and opened it, seeing Lis breathing heavily probably because she ran to here. "I'm sorry I late" she came in as she catches her breath up. "The bus was late and I had to ran up here" she explained. "That's ok! Go up to my room. Do you want something to drink?" I asked. "Water" she said as she went up to my room.

I got in to the room with two water glass and she looked at me. "Wow, you should be a waiter" she joked. "Very funny" I put the glasses down and sat next to her "you know I want to be a musician" I said. "Yeah yeah I know" she took a sip of her water. "Lets starts to work!" she said.

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"So what's happening is that In the presence of mechanical stimulation it is initiated by the parasympathetic division of the autonomic nervous system with minimal input from the central nervous system." she said and I played with my pencil, not noticing. "Bruno? Are you listening?" she asked. "Yes yes" I said and quickly put the pencil down. "I just don't really get it" I said. "C'mon Bruno, Biology is simple" she said. "So what are you even talking about?" I asked. "Penile Tumescence" she said. "Come again?" I asked and she sighed. "Boners Bruno, I'm talking about boners" she said. "Why are you talking about boners?" I asked and she bumped her head in the table, starting to give up on me. "It's in the metrial Bruno, you think I like to talk about boners?" she asked. "I don't know. Everyone has his crazy deviation" I said and she playfully punched my arm.

"Ok enough with the boners then, let's read about the Circulatory system" she said. I was about to open my mouth but she already got me. "The heart system Bruno. It's the heart system." She said and I smiled.

There are so many feelings on my heart that I want to tell her. "The heart is the main blood pump in living organisms. The wise man and other mammals heart pumps oxygen-poor blood, rich in carbon dioxide - oxygen-rich blood to the lungs and poor body carbon dioxide - through a system of contracting sections and valves adjusted right. Each series of contractions complementing one cycle of the work of the heart called the "heartbeat". The heart is responsible for transporting oxygen to all parts of the body and other components in the transport circulation as other metabolic substances on oxygen, components of the immune system and hormones. Heart is also responsible for its share of the body such abstract thoughts, sensations and feelings." she said. "Feelings... I have so many feelings right now" I wondered out loud. I guess she heard me cause she got silence. "What feelings Bruno?" she asked. "Uhm it's... it's never mind..." I said, trying to avoid the situation, But knowing Lisa, she won't give up. "Bruno tell me" she said and I sighed.

"It's been a while that I've felt this way. You're just so amazing and nice and smart and beautiful. You're such a wonderfull thing and I've been dying to experience stuff with you that are way beyond friendship but I think you don't feel the same way about me. If you don't I don't want it to ruin our friendship and it-" I've been cut by her as she planted a kiss on my lips. I looked in her eyes and kissed her again, with all the passion I could give. With all the feelings I've held all this time inside and she gave in. When we pulled out, her face stood closer to me. "I've been feeling the same way too. I was afraid you don't feel the same" she whispered and I pecked her lips one more time. "So now we both know how we feel" I whispered.

"Show me your Penile Tumescence" she whispered as we started to undress eachother. "Enough with the biology language. Talk to me in the love language." I whispered and kissed her so hard with her that eventually turned in to a make out sesion. We both fell on my bed and we grinned. Her tongue playing with mine made me feel like it's only me and her in the world. With our naked bodies touches each other, it made me feel like the room is on fire. And soon, our bodies will make fire too. I looked at her to get her premission and she nodded, just waiting for me to do it already. The tension was in the air. We wanted each other so bad.

I slowly insert myself in her, wanting to make everything perfect when she let out a groan. I started thrusting slowly and passionately. Her eyes closed and she bit her lips. I felt my jaw clenched as my thrusts became harder and deeper, causing Lisa let out a soft moan from her lips. I couldn't help but just kiss them. They're so full and soft, like heaven.

My thrusts became harder and faster and my heart was pounding like mad, and Lisa's moans and mine filled the room, with our sweat naked bodies smacking against each other. "BRUNO I'M SO CLOSE FUCK" she moaned loudly and I could feel her clenching around me. "You can do it baby" I moaned. I thrusted some more and then we bothe reached our climax.

I pulled out and lay next to her, pulling the blanket over us and I pecked her lips. "That's so much better than studing" I said and we laughed. "Much better" she said and kissed me again. When we pulled away her lips got a little concern. "Oh shit Bruno" she said. "Did you wear a condom?" she asked. "Well... we haven't learned about pregnancy yet and I think it's in the meterial too..." I said. She looked at me with a concerned look and I laughed. "Relax" I said. "Of course I did" I smiled.

She punched my arm playfully and kissed me again.

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Damnit

Ya horny biatch <3

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Gonna start writing a new fanfic but Ilse will still be the main character cause i told her she'll be the main character but now i'm starting a complete different fanfic. She's awesome so she'll be the main character in this and forget about my first fanfic

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