#yougetnothing

[adjunctlifeblog-blog]

At the “mandatory” new employee benefit orientation, when HR realizes you’re an adjunct. They’re like:

[bloomerpod]

Y'all so #petty #youlose #yougetnothing https://www.instagram.com/p/CM_p4DmALDO/?igshid=hb4dp5sdc7no

[pjrobesq]

#yougetnothing #youlose #gooddaysir @gobstopper_official @nestleusa @nestle @willywonka1971movie @officalwillywonka https://www.instagram.com/p/CFIPl3MpomQPHiJ2QuQAEGoPMc7lHGU-mScb5Y0/?igshid=rqhlynu8nie4

[framecornermemphis]

Willie Wonka “You Get Nothing” in a purple cube frame. #framecornermemphis #customframing #memphis #memphistn #williewonkaandthechocolatefactory #williewonka #yougetnothing #purple (at Frame Corner, Inc.)

[adjunctlifeblog-blog]

Being an adjunct at new faculty orientation.

[sweatyinkgoat23]

[obluckarockabald]

I don't care who you are, don't come through a city where people are trying to show you love and paint a gun on a wall next to a daycare.. I'm gonna jack whatever heart you had to. #demburds #acsoblucka #noshotsfired #youlose #yougetnothing #gooddaysir #doitforthekids #bluedozencollective #spratx #graffiti #streetart #graffcharacter #austintx #what

[sagittarianwintersolstice]

Dunkin Donuts

Why is it whenever I have donuts with me, middle-aged men in my class feel the need to say, "Are you sharing?" It's like no, I'm not sharing. You didn't give me money to get these. You didn't contribute to the society of donuts this morning. I will eat all of these donuts just so I don't have to share with you. Give me a dollar and then maybe we'll talk