Got7 Senarios when you call him by his first name
Basically, you call him (your husband/boyfriend) by his first name instead of a nickname//pet name when y’all dating. I saw this trend on youtube and thought it was cute lol
Warnings: only cursing lol
Jaebeom
He doesn’t really care tbh but if u just say “Jaebeom-ah/Jaebeom” without any honourifics if ur younger or smth he will give you
The Glare™
He’s reading when you call him by just his name
He doesn’t look up at first
Willing to give u another chance
“Hey Jaebeom-ah. Did you hear me? Can you pass me the pillow?”
He sets his book down and now
You must
Run
You giggle and dodge his outreached hands
But to no avail
He traps u in a bear hug and starts puffing his hot breath onto your cheeks and blowing raspberries
Ew
He won’t let u go until u apologise and then he pecks u on the cheek
And returns to his book cus he was at a good part before u so rudely interrupted him
Mark
Mark really doesn’t give a shit lol
You could say “hey banana face” and he’d just go “yeah what's up orange head”
No amount of teasing will get him to cave and get annoyed
Though if you call him bro be prepared to be ignored for a solid three hours
He refuses to be bro-zoned
You end up apologising and giving him snacks before he cracks and smiles at you
Jackson
If you call him Jackson instead of Jacks, babe, love, baobei, darling, or any of the five thousand nicknames he gave himself he will die of sadness
No i'm not joking
He will collapse on the floor, clutching his chest
Crying to the gods about how the love of his life has betrayed him and doesnt love him and he will now die alone
It takes you about five seconds to be either tired of his shit or pretending you’re not giggling
“My darling hates me, they called me Jackson what have i done to deserve this punishment????”
You try to hoist him up off the ground but he refuses to budge and just clutches at your arms and sobs hysterically
Jackson will not get up until you apologise, give him a kiss or ten, and call him every single one of your nicknames for him
He's a pain but you love him you guess
Jinyoung
This bitch
Jinyoung will play your game right back at you
“Jinyoung, can you get me a drink?” “Yeah, sure (L/N), what do you need?”
You try not to be bothered cus you started it first but
God damn you miss him calling you honey
Even though it’s been like two seconds
Can you tell i’m whipped for this man
You start trailing him around and poking at him and trying to get his attention
“(L/N), please stop poking me, I’m trying to clean up”
You pout and Jinyoung has to stick his tongue in his cheek to keep from laughing at you
You really tried to beat his man at his own game lol
In the end u pretend to cry and Jinyoung finally breaks, laughing and wrapping you up in his arms
Cus while he may be a petty ass bitch he also is too soft for u so he wraps u in a hug and peppers kisses over ur face
Can this actually happen pls God
“Sorry for bamboozling you…(L/N)”
U poke him
Youngjae
This babie
Frowns“What happened? Everything okay, babe?”
You repeat yourself “Youngjae can you make dinner tonight? I’m going out.”
Youngjae spins around in his chair, even pausing his game and pouting up at you
“Yeah…but are you doing okay though?”
You try not to melt at his adorableness but a snort escapes you
And then youngjae is hit with realisation
“Ah. Yeah, I can make dinner (Y/N)”
Except u two suck at keeping a straight face and just start giggling
“You scared me babe”
“Lol uve been bamboozled”
You end up playing games together and he beats ur ass
BamBam
You have to pull out the Kunpimook for this one
The word barely leaves your mouth when Bam is already staring at you like u grew a second head
“What did you call me?”
“Kunpimook Bhuwakul, you know, your name”
“No my name is Bammie try again”
He doesn’t respond to you at all until you finally sigh and call him Bammie
Then he smiles and responds and you laugh
“Dude you always ruin my pranks”
“Lol i spend just as much time on the internet as u, u really think i'm a dumbass huh”
Yes
Yugyeom
This absolute child lol
U know the video where david is eating and the waifu calls him david? That's him
He's so terrified
Planning out his funeral and will (you get dalkyum)
You don't even have the heart to finish your joke he's ready to cry no cap
“Im sorry Gyeom it was on tik tok i wanted to tease u omg dont cry r u crying please stop dude are u okay im sorry ill buy u choco shake”
He immediately stops and is like “ok”
You narrow your eyes
Did you get bamboozled or does he have the attention span of a puppy
You ask bambam later and he tells u yugyeom was planning on playing the exact same trick on u
Motherfucker
