#young q

[darthlenaplant]

Also:

Q, wearing a shirt that says "I'm the fucking Quartermaster"

Bond, wearing a shirt that says "I'm fucking the Quartermaster"

[actual--quartermaster]

00Q as kids aesthetic — Q was the youngest of three adventurous boys, always experimenting and inventing. James was an only child, and between studies and fights at private schools, he was quite lonely.

[darthlenaplant]

Another thing:

I don't know how universal this actually is (I suspect it ISN'T), but since James is seen as THE stereotypical butlers name...

Q's neighbours probably be like: "damn, that rich kid next door is getting railed by his butler again..." "must be some really good dick, judging from the screams..."

[darthlenaplant]

Reading a lot of 00Q fic lately

(I haven't actually fully seen any of the Craig films so I have no idea of the canon characters besides Judy Dench!M being dead, other characters besides Bond and Q may be confused as their status of being alive or dead or what their relationship with James is)

And now I was thinking about a movie (well, fic) where James is essentially just chillin' in some remote af home, because he's old and bitter and stopped working for MI6 (because he's old and bitter)

But Q comes visit him and gets on his nerves all the time for like, three months or something and essentially annoys Bond to go with him to do [whatever stupid spy shit he wants him to do] in some far away country. Probably Japan.

The trouble is, Q is desperately scared of flying. (I have no idea if this is canon or just someone's headcanon, but I actually like it)

So Bond just says (after their weird off-the-clock adventure (because Bond KNOWS something's up since they don't have much fancy gear but he doesn't actually care that much about what's going on or not with MI6, but he also can't resist Q's puppy eyes)) "you know, we can just take the train back." "Wouldn't that take AGES?" "Well, yes, but I don't have any particular place to be in too soon, and you can tell me more about why the fuck you are hassling someone in practically retirement to olay your glorified bodyguard."

So, on their train trip back to and through Europe, Q also asks "hang on, where's the money for all these train tickets and hotel stays even coming from? This is not an officially paid mission, and if it was you would get plane tickets..." and Bond just be like "Do you think I go to the Casino all the time because it's fun? To chat with some random evil (wannabe) overlord? No, I go, play for a bit and leave when I made some money." "How the hell are you not blacklisted in every casino world-wide?" "Well, since that is an issue, I can't rely on this source of income alone"

So James drags Q into some museum of modern art, to show him some paintings that are all signed "JB007"

To say Q is absolutely FLABBERGASTED would be an understatement. He tells James that "Mallory has five of your paintings in his office because he thinks it's an absolutely hilarious joke that someone would sign paintings like this! Also, he had to put one of them behind curtains and uses it in some interrogations, actually..." "Really? Why?" "He says that everyone starts crying when they see the piece called "Vesper"..." "Well, that was kind of the point of that one... on the other hand I thought my agent was crying because that piece got us 5 million dollars..."

Later, still on that topic of James' new source of income, Q be like "Also, Eve owes Tanner 50 quid now too" "Heh, and she always said I have no sense of artistry..." >:3

[spiritofcamelot]

Q and Legos

Q had a crate of legos. All the mismatched pieces and simple building bricks. He preferred it that way. An Aunt tried to make him build a predesigned pirate ship once. He built a helicopter instead.

Building with legos was his first experience with R&D. His imagination invented something and he would make the bricks comply. If none of his parts would work, he took a trip to the Lego store and searched until he found the exact piece.

On the day he spent two hours in the shop and still could not find what he wanted, his mother took him home and then gave him the box of arduinos she has been keeping.

If you look closely, the fan on Q’s desk at work is made of arduinos and the lights on the blades flash out “stay cool” in morse.

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‘89 Bad Boy (prod.J Geno)

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