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I guess this is mainly because of my oriental genes (and possibly just shit circulation LOL), but given how cold it got the last two days in my area (a bit further to the west it had even been SNOWING!) and I am constantly reading Zimbits fanfics...

I wonder if I will encounter anything like some sort of ~feudal~ AU where Jack, prince of the northern regions and Eric, prince of the southern regions get pushed into some sort of arranged marriage for political reasons and this poor lil' fella just thinking about how beastly cold both the climate he has to move to AND his husband is. Until he thaws him up with pies and southern cheer and also raising to whatever challenges ~the north~ brings. And from Jacks side it's mostly him being annoyed about the entire situation because he really didn't want to marry anyone, especially not some tiny slip of [insert derogatory word for a small, soft thing] and gradually being more and more grateful for the presence of this ball of sunshine and becoming more protective of him.

#omgcp #check please #omg check please #jack zimmermann #eric r. bittle #eric bittle #zimbits #i guess it was mostly about the visual idea of jack in some sort of king laios get up (with the fur around his shoulders)#(which would make him even more imposing than he already is)#especially in contrast to bitty who just absolutely drowns in a fur coat #(but he'd look so cute rolling himself into a tiny ball and snuggling into some furs/fur blankets)#originally i wanted to make some art to go with this post #but I don't have the time or energy to do that unfortunately #and yeah the rest of the team shows up too #at least definitely lardo and shitty #court artist and court advisor respectively #ransom and holster as bodyguards maybe? captains of the royal guards?#(I KNOW THAT A PRINCE LIKELY WOULDN'T COOK HIMSELF BUT THEN AGAIN WE ALSO WOULDN'T HAVE AN M/M MARRIAGE EITHER)#(though I do think about that post about how m/m marriages back in the day WOULD have been useful to have Europe be a tad bit more peaceful)#yeah i mean the main aspect here is the romance (and possibly fantasy (unless we count the m/m as fantastical here))#(in which case this absolutely applies for the romantasy tag lol)#(wait what happened with prince kent parson? i dunno; maybe tetanus? plague? war?)#edit: oh I know! let's just add in some omegaverse into this #that should do it lol #(maybe kent turned out to be a beta or even an alpha like jack)#(the alpha thing would explain why jack later rejects him. and also why bitty is there. because he IS an omega)#yes all of this is of course just an excuse for sexy tiems with more elaborate set-dressing lol #because what else would it be LOL

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school has been completely murdering me so here’s a SUPER DUPER old aa sketchdump

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Narumitsu Week Day 6 - Teamwork

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headcanon that Edgeworth and Maya are both mods on a steel samurai discord server. They’ve been friends for year before they met in canon but neither knows who the other one is.

(got this headcanon from an AMAZING fic and can’t stop thinking about it)

First off, please let me know the fic!!!

Secondly, the first time they do a voice chat (I’m not on discord very often, so bear with me if I get things wrong) Miles is like “omg, my best friend is a young girl, am I a creep.” And Maya thinks it’s really funny to bully Miles about it. (But obviously, they’re both okay with it and have boundaries set.) She does the uwu voice just to piss him off. He hates it so so much.

In an attempted retaliation, he will diss her favorite character. She posts memes in general. I can’t imagine Edgeworth being any good at trolling, so he just admits defeat.

Maya figures out who Miles really is because he makes very very specific headcanons about characters which is clearly him just projecting. Miles figures it out after he hears Maya doing the uwu voice to annoy Mia or Phoenix.

Once they figure out that they’ve been besties this whole time, they make the choice to not tell Phoenix. Wrights very confused at how they went from being basically enemies (I can’t imagine that anyone would like a prosecutor who accused them of murder not counting Phoenx) to being best friends within like a week.

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holy heck these are amazing

Maya WOULD 100% do the UWU voice

Here’s the fic!!

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