#youngfuckertalks

[youngfuckereatsglass]

Dear god if winter doesn't end tomorrow I will rip and tear myself in two like a screaming half slaughtered pig. Please and thank you

[youngfuckereatsglass]

why is everything you post so relatable? i'm worried!

HAHAHA uh ohh. I'm not necessarily the kind of guy that you want to relate to.

But in my opinion it's great. Get weirder. Get weirder than me. We can compete. Friendly freak-off

[youngfuckereatsglass]

https://www.tumblr.com/youngfuckereatsglass/812464908251824128

Technically speaking, if a partner’s lack of trauma is a turn off, wouldn’t your dick get down and leave?

Haha. This made me smile. You have a point. Drop down and head out kind of thing, instead. And then it shows back up when my roommate comes over to me sniffling and or asking if I'll punch him please