When THAT coworker gets caught sleeping with a client
Everyone else’s reaction:
Me:

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When THAT coworker gets caught sleeping with a client
Everyone else’s reaction:
Me:
When It's Friday
And someone schedules a meeting for 5PM
Q: Do you want to go to the gym after work?
A:
Seriously? All I want right now is a drink...and a nap...and then maybe another drink.
When I ask my parents to help me with college loans
Their automatic answer:
When I have to listen to a company sales pitch
And they ask I'd like to visit in person, or call in:
Going out on Saturday night
In college:
Now:
Work hard play hard...sometimes at the same time.
When my skinny coworker talks about her juice cleanse
Every conversation:
Me:
Put down the burger....
When I'm not paying attention in a meeting
And then my boss asks for my input: