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I want to send you Morde for the ship prompt, but I have no idea if you want to XD

Put a character in my ask box and I’ll tell you…

My otp: Morde is a character that, based on the lore I’ve read, I’d have deemed unshippable in the romantic sense. I just don’t really see it being on his agenda at all, or something he’d be interested in (or indeed, fall prey to in the ‘oops I fell in love and now I’m going to deny it for an exorbitant amount of time’ trope that I’m so fond of). So no-one :VMy most hated pairing: I haven’t actually seen a single ship for Morde that isn’t your ship and I don’t hate that. So again, nothing :VMy unusual ship: GESTURES I DON’T KNOW but chances are when I finally read The Isles I’ll be shipping your iteration of Morde and Diana so there’s that. :V My crossover ship: Morde x DA revenants. Now I need super kawaii fanart of a revenant casting its pull attack and Morde landing all desu blush in their arms. My brotp/friendship: Who needs friends when you can chain souls to be used at your whim?

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Finding someone to love you/care about you, or to slay/have revenge against Leona/the figurehead of the Solari?

Make me choose!

The answer comes far easier this time; again, it seems odd to say that one cannot come to pass if the other does, but the risk here is lesser. The smallest of smiles; fond, motherly does take place upon her lips, and her arms open wide, gesturing at the temple. 

“With the Chosen of the Sun gone, the Solari would fall apart with ease. And then I would be free to dedicating my time to filling these halls. That is what I want, I would be no lesser a person to be without a single person who loved me. I love me. That is all I have ever had or needed.” 

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//Alright, I have to ask for the ship meme. Mordekaiser x Diana.

The ship is my: own little personal guilt trip because it’s been on my list of things to read up on for 200 years and now suddenly my opinion is relevant and I don’t know a thing

I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other

I’d consider the relationship:Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together

Children:No | Yes | They’d think about it

General Opinion:

All that^ feels really weird to answer, like I’m dictating your ship to you :l 

And I have to confess, every time I see a post in your RP cross my dash I think to myself “I need to read that” and every time I scroll past and get distracted without fail. My problem is I really, really hate tuning into things in the middle. I have to consume literature, TV shows, novels, movie series’, anything from start to finish or not at all. I always scroll past with the intention of reading it from the beginning eventually, but I’ve just never gotten round to it. Especially considering the second I get into it I’m doomed to a very, very long read, which is an excellent thing, but that just makes it easier for me to procrastinate it. 

So basically this is my long-drawn-out apology because I know literally nothing whatsoever about your ship, I’m sorry. ;n; 

But! If you want to tell me all about it, I’m all ears, then I’ll happily remake this post and tell you how much I love it (which I’m sure I inevitably will tbh). 

[ask-the-purifier]

"You. Let me make something clear. Lulu is my friend as much as yours. And right now she needs people who give a damn about her. So I am offering you a temporary truce in spite of everything to help her. Understood? You don't hunt me and I don't hunt you."

With a stern gaze as cold as the steel surrounding the revenant before him, Lucian pondered what he had been told and gave a carefully crafted response. “You know that we can’t trust each other. I can agree to a truce, but the moment that I see you doing anything that looks remotely suspicious, whether it harms her or helps the Shadow Isles, I’m going to do something about it. If that’s clear, then I can agree to those terms.”

[listenwellallofyouarchive]

That is the most outrageous Mordekaiser I've ever seen.

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//GOD DAMN IT BLUE YOU KNOW THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS

     Captain Jas. Hook as various versions has appeared in multiple films, books, Disney parks around the world, and theater productions, including Peter Pan Live to name a quite recent one. Sooo how is my argument invalid~? :>

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//BLUE THAT DOESN’T COUNT AND YOU KNOW IT

it's a fORM OF FAME WHY WOULDN'T IT COUNT besides pirates bend rules anyway and I don't even have to try hard for this one mwahaha

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you-only-need-to-click-once-fool started following you

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