#your dad

[can-they-assemble-ikea-furniture]

Could your dad* from real life assemble IKEA furniture?

They would TRY, and they COULD assemble it WELL

They would TRY to assemble it, but it would NOT go well

They would NOT try, but they COULD do it well

They would NOT try, and it would NOT go well if they did

Never had a dad/knew your dad

Too much nuance/too complex to pick an option

Voting ended onJul 30, 2024

*as in, the person answering this poll's dad. Determine who counts as your dad for the purposes of this poll at your discretion. If you have multiple dads you'd answer differently for just spin a wheel or something

Assume they have access to ikea furniture

[problema43c]

Next invite code: snappy-hwbf81

[geenadomai]

[pokemontheywouldhave]

Would your dad from real life have an Abra?

Yes, they would

No, they would not

see results :3

Voting ended onFeb 26

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Propaganda : They’re both in your life for only a short while before disappearing forever :(

[ergomich]

[peytonsdiaryx]

I love them 💋

[hitsharder]

@Purplearchcr asked : 🫖 lbr she probably already finished his coffee

🦻 ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ: ▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪ ​🇫​​🇺​​🇱​​🇱​ ​🇧​​🇦​​🇹​​🇹​​🇪​​🇷​​🇾​ — ❝ Ah. ❞ He sits back in his armchair and places down his crossword book he’s been stuck on for far too long. He signs a few ‘Thank you, Thank You’ in passing flicks. This is why people have kids. He gets it.

It was a nice morning. No world ending events, no grand wars they were called into. Though that may be because he hasn’t paid the phone bill in months. He takes the cup graciously and goes for a sip to find only a drop. As if they’re in a drought. He knows she made a whole pot.

He slowly places down the mug on his coffee table before staring at Kate with grave certainty.

❝ I’m taking you off my insurance. ❞