#yourassbuttisillogical

[seraphsfire]

Wow I like how you go from lil cutie eithout makeup to fuckin badass hottie with it

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wow  n ooooo  

sdhfdf tha n ky ouu

[faewiled]

So hey there! After you receive this, you must share five random facts about yourself and then copy and send to your ten favorite followers. :)

oh marisa you shouldn't have

1. I just got off of work

2. I'm freaking out about school this year

3. I currently have reader's block, where I am unable to be motivated to read anything even though I really really want to read certain books

4. I hate my hair so much

5. I just ate oreos yuumm

[faewiled]

ohmygod I have to share this joke my friend said with all of you right now

ok so a while ago, I was at my friend's house and I had a cheeseburger but I forgot to order it plain the way I like it. So it had all that gross stuff like mustard and pickles and it was all just soaking into the bun

so I was trying to cut out that layer of the bun with a knife or something but anyway it was really messy and getting all over the place and annoying and I said,

"Jeez this is a pain in the butt"

And my friend, that slick suave little shit, from across the room was like

"Don't you mean - a pain in the buns?" 

I can tell you all this was the greatest moment of my life and you're all lucky to have been a part of it.