#yourfaveeatswetbread

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moon knight eats wet bread :)

When Marc Spector sees wet bread sitting innocently in the dappled moonlight in a dark alleyway, his first thought is not to leave the bread alone, as it could be a trap. No. His first thought is that he needs to eat the bread. He could be anywhere in the world, saving people, but as soon as he sees that bread, he is trapped in the mindset of wanting to eat it. Let’s hope he does not fail in his missions while he is being distracted by the bread, for fate is a cruel mistress.

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It's 1:38am but pls. Alador from The Owl House

Let the wet bread rise again. We need more favs

Alador Blight loves wet bread. In the Boiling Isles, wet bread probably flies tbh and it’s as fascinating as butterflies. He regularly posts wet bread on his penstagram. The crowd loves it. When asked about it, he merely shrugs with a mouthful of wet bread and goes back to building abomination-based security doodahs. Odalia abhors this.

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morrigan crow.

Morrigan Crow has a secret. She adores wet bread.

Why is it a secret, you may ask? Well, it’s because Corvus initially gave her the cold shoulder after he discovered her eating a loaf of wet bread under her bed. Now, he is shocked and disgusted at her audacity. All cursed children, it seems, likes wet bread. It is how they are picked out as cursed children, even without taking their birth, and subsequently death dates, into mind. The Republic is shameful. The children seek remorse.

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Nessie from Loch Ness eats wet bread?

Oh Nessie? Nessie IS the wet bread. She lives in a loch and everyone sees her head but do they know what lurks underneath…her true form…so majestic, so terrifyingly beautiful, oh Nessie I love you

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I suppose I should clarify a little about Things while it is late and my brain is gettin funky

-i am a moderator for the nevermoor discord, nice to meet ya :D

-this account was made as a joke because we all have no self control and it was funny pls i am evolving

-the amount of fleshed out backstory these guys will get is varied because some days i will just grunt and collapse into bed after making these

-i am able to be tipped now. imagine making a living off being an influencer on tumblr lol couldn’t be me

-personality trait is below:

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Now time for the Wuncler

Here he is! Instead of Wunder, your fave can summon bread to his hands :D

Thank you to Andie for the icoNIC boi

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Carswell Thorne from the Lunar Chronicles

Your fave thinks wet bread is the best thing since sliced bread >:)

Also props to these fanarts i’ve been stealing to make cursed content i promiSE you won’t be disappointed by these

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Jupiter eats wet bread

Jupiter eats wet bread but he also spins it on his finger bc wet bread functions like a basketball now

There’s also some in his beard and his hat because why not >:)