Your Fave Eats Wet Bread

patchy, she/they, demiromantic ace. a little bit sleep deprived a little bit procrastinatory. This blog does not support dry bread.

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

I suppose I should clarify a little about Things while it is late and my brain is gettin funky

-i am a moderator for the nevermoor discord, nice to meet ya :D

-this account was made as a joke because we all have no self control and it was funny pls i am evolving

-the amount of fleshed out backstory these guys will get is varied because some days i will just grunt and collapse into bed after making these

-i am able to be tipped now. imagine making a living off being an influencer on tumblr lol couldn’t be me

-personality trait is below:

[yourfaveeatsdrybread]

Morrigan crow eats dry bread.

Morrigan crow has grown to appreciate the fine crunch of pure, unsullied, dry bread. Preferably wheat. She’s a bit strange.

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Smh is that the propaganda you’re telling people? After all these years… and the lies are still spreading… 💔

[yourfaveeatsdrybread]

Excuse me? PROPAGANDA?? Dry bread is so much more her style. Wet bread can’t even burn in a campfire smh

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Wet bread liking is a trait only the cursed children have. This means that she does have a taste for wet bread. Why would she continue to eat it after all these years then? Also why are you burning bread in a campfire you heathen

[yourfaveeatsdrybread]

Wet bread is the societal norm. Morrigan crow is a non-conformer. She will not bend at the will of such plebs that run thy account. ALSO BURNING BREAD IS COMPLETELY NORMAL AND COOL WDYM SMH

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Who art thou calling a pleb, thot? Morrigan Crow fits into crowds because she knows that not a single person outside of Nevermoor will look at her normally, since they are consumed by fear. Does it not make sense that she has this small act of rebellion under her belt?

[yourfaveeatsdrybread]

YOU ARE SIMPLY BLIND. IMMORAL. IDIOTIC, EVEN. YOU ARE TOO STUCK IN YOUR HEATHANOUS WAYS TO EVEN CONSIDER THE WONDER, THE WHIMSEY OF MY SUGGESTION. MORRIGAN CROW EATS THE MOST DRY, STALE BREAD IN THE WHOLE CONTINENT AND I WILL CHALLENGE YOU TO AN AGGRESSIVE SPARRING MATCH TO PROVE SUCH

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

I WROTE THE LORE YOU P H Y S I C A L L Y CANNOT CHALLENGE ME ON THIS

(Also for unrelated reasons can i have ur drybread-blog-runner-sona)

[everchanging-encyclopedia]

are we just gonna ignore that @yourfaveeatsdrybread said that eating wet bread is the societal norm? What kind of society do you live in where soggy bread is NORMAL to eat?

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

EXACTLY. THIS IS WHY MINE MAKES MORE SENSE *DROPS MIC*

[yourfaveeatsdrybread]

Morrigan crow eats dry bread.

Morrigan crow has grown to appreciate the fine crunch of pure, unsullied, dry bread. Preferably wheat. She’s a bit strange.

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Smh is that the propaganda you’re telling people? After all these years… and the lies are still spreading… 💔

[yourfaveeatsdrybread]

Excuse me? PROPAGANDA?? Dry bread is so much more her style. Wet bread can’t even burn in a campfire smh

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Wet bread liking is a trait only the cursed children have. This means that she does have a taste for wet bread. Why would she continue to eat it after all these years then? Also why are you burning bread in a campfire you heathen

[yourfaveeatsdrybread]

Wet bread is the societal norm. Morrigan crow is a non-conformer. She will not bend at the will of such plebs that run thy account. ALSO BURNING BREAD IS COMPLETELY NORMAL AND COOL WDYM SMH

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Who art thou calling a pleb, thot? Morrigan Crow fits into crowds because she knows that not a single person outside of Nevermoor will look at her normally, since they are consumed by fear. Does it not make sense that she has this small act of rebellion under her belt?

[yourfaveeatsdrybread]

YOU ARE SIMPLY BLIND. IMMORAL. IDIOTIC, EVEN. YOU ARE TOO STUCK IN YOUR HEATHANOUS WAYS TO EVEN CONSIDER THE WONDER, THE WHIMSEY OF MY SUGGESTION. MORRIGAN CROW EATS THE MOST DRY, STALE BREAD IN THE WHOLE CONTINENT AND I WILL CHALLENGE YOU TO AN AGGRESSIVE SPARRING MATCH TO PROVE SUCH

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

I WROTE THE LORE YOU P H Y S I C A L L Y CANNOT CHALLENGE ME ON THIS

(Also for unrelated reasons can i have ur drybread-blog-runner-sona)

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Send me character lists in dms or whatever (discord works too if you have me) and ill do them all on the plane or on holiday or whenever

[yourfaveeatsdrybread]

Morrigan crow eats dry bread.

Morrigan crow has grown to appreciate the fine crunch of pure, unsullied, dry bread. Preferably wheat. She’s a bit strange.

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Smh is that the propaganda you’re telling people? After all these years… and the lies are still spreading… 💔

[yourfaveeatsdrybread]

Excuse me? PROPAGANDA?? Dry bread is so much more her style. Wet bread can’t even burn in a campfire smh

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Wet bread liking is a trait only the cursed children have. This means that she does have a taste for wet bread. Why would she continue to eat it after all these years then? Also why are you burning bread in a campfire you heathen

[yourfaveeatsdrybread]

Wet bread is the societal norm. Morrigan crow is a non-conformer. She will not bend at the will of such plebs that run thy account. ALSO BURNING BREAD IS COMPLETELY NORMAL AND COOL WDYM SMH

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Who art thou calling a pleb, thot? Morrigan Crow fits into crowds because she knows that not a single person outside of Nevermoor will look at her normally, since they are consumed by fear. Does it not make sense that she has this small act of rebellion under her belt?

[thehoteldeucalion]

what if bread just doesn’t exist in nevermoor

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Morrigan throws a piece of toast at a door though lol

[yourfaveeatsdrybread]

Morrigan crow eats dry bread.

Morrigan crow has grown to appreciate the fine crunch of pure, unsullied, dry bread. Preferably wheat. She’s a bit strange.

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Smh is that the propaganda you’re telling people? After all these years… and the lies are still spreading… 💔

[yourfaveeatsdrybread]

Excuse me? PROPAGANDA?? Dry bread is so much more her style. Wet bread can’t even burn in a campfire smh

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Wet bread liking is a trait only the cursed children have. This means that she does have a taste for wet bread. Why would she continue to eat it after all these years then? Also why are you burning bread in a campfire you heathen

[yourfaveeatsdrybread]

Wet bread is the societal norm. Morrigan crow is a non-conformer. She will not bend at the will of such plebs that run thy account. ALSO BURNING BREAD IS COMPLETELY NORMAL AND COOL WDYM SMH

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Who art thou calling a pleb, thot? Morrigan Crow fits into crowds because she knows that not a single person outside of Nevermoor will look at her normally, since they are consumed by fear. Does it not make sense that she has this small act of rebellion under her belt?

[yourfaveeatsdrybread]

Morrigan crow eats dry bread.

Morrigan crow has grown to appreciate the fine crunch of pure, unsullied, dry bread. Preferably wheat. She’s a bit strange.

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Smh is that the propaganda you’re telling people? After all these years… and the lies are still spreading… 💔

[yourfaveeatsdrybread]

Excuse me? PROPAGANDA?? Dry bread is so much more her style. Wet bread can’t even burn in a campfire smh

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Wet bread liking is a trait only the cursed children have. This means that she does have a taste for wet bread. Why would she continue to eat it after all these years then? Also why are you burning bread in a campfire you heathen

[yourfaveeatsdrybread]

Morrigan crow eats dry bread.

Morrigan crow has grown to appreciate the fine crunch of pure, unsullied, dry bread. Preferably wheat. She’s a bit strange.

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Smh is that the propaganda you're telling people? After all these years... and the lies are still spreading... 💔

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

TillyWunderWing, head moderator of the Nevermoor Discord

Did not have any pictures of Tilly so used her arg form instead

apocalypse!Tilly gazes upon her fond daydream quite a lot when she has free time. Before the apocalypse began, she experimented with her wet bread. What liquids could she pour upon it? Which would get her desired results? She did not get what she wanted before the apocalypse began, and now she longs for it. Will she die before she perfects the combination of liquid to bread? The future was not looking bright.

( obligatory tilly tag: @tillywunderwing )

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

moon knight eats wet bread :)

When Marc Spector sees wet bread sitting innocently in the dappled moonlight in a dark alleyway, his first thought is not to leave the bread alone, as it could be a trap. No. His first thought is that he needs to eat the bread. He could be anywhere in the world, saving people, but as soon as he sees that bread, he is trapped in the mindset of wanting to eat it. Let’s hope he does not fail in his missions while he is being distracted by the bread, for fate is a cruel mistress.

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Nessie from Loch Ness eats wet bread?

Oh Nessie? Nessie IS the wet bread. She lives in a loch and everyone sees her head but do they know what lurks underneath…her true form…so majestic, so terrifyingly beautiful, oh Nessie I love you

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

morrigan crow.

Morrigan Crow has a secret. She adores wet bread.

Why is it a secret, you may ask? Well, it’s because Corvus initially gave her the cold shoulder after he discovered her eating a loaf of wet bread under her bed. Now, he is shocked and disgusted at her audacity. All cursed children, it seems, likes wet bread. It is how they are picked out as cursed children, even without taking their birth, and subsequently death dates, into mind. The Republic is shameful. The children seek remorse.

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

It's 1:38am but pls. Alador from The Owl House

Let the wet bread rise again. We need more favs

Alador Blight loves wet bread. In the Boiling Isles, wet bread probably flies tbh and it’s as fascinating as butterflies. He regularly posts wet bread on his penstagram. The crowd loves it. When asked about it, he merely shrugs with a mouthful of wet bread and goes back to building abomination-based security doodahs. Odalia abhors this.

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Markiplier's thoughts on wet bread

Markiplier was actually considering eating wet bread as an unus annus challenge. He ran out of days before completing this but he probably would have put a bowl of wet bread in front of Ethan and dared him to eat it

[shdwycupcake]

btw markiplier has a tumblr he's fairly active on

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Excellent. Please tag him >:)

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Nessie from Loch Ness eats wet bread?

Oh Nessie? Nessie IS the wet bread. She lives in a loch and everyone sees her head but do they know what lurks underneath…her true form…so majestic, so terrifyingly beautiful, oh Nessie I love you

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Markiplier's thoughts on wet bread

Markiplier was actually considering eating wet bread as an unus annus challenge. He ran out of days before completing this but he probably would have put a bowl of wet bread in front of Ethan and dared him to eat it

[yourfaveeatswetbread]

Thaddea

Thaddea Macleod does not eat wet bread! At least she did not until she lost a fight against the wet bread. This crappy illustration shows her fear and shame until she snuck into the bread’s house in the middle of the night and devoured it. And now…now she eats it on a daily basis.