#yourlordanddarkmaster

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@yourlordanddarkmaster replied to { x }

Honestly loser I was just waiting for this you're so predictable

*YELLS FROM THE PITS OF HELL*

COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT ME YOU COWARD!

[bl00drayne]

French Maid and Wine and Dine~

French Maid: Do you roleplay in bed?

“Roleplay? Uhh…I would say I’m open to the idea of it, yes! But, I’ve never done it before. So long as my partner was into it, I would love to roleplay especially in scenarios where I’m the one that’s in control. That’s how my fantasies involving roleplay have always played themselves out, haha…”

Wine and Dine: Is it important to have a nice prelude before having relations?

“Yes, of course! To me, dates are a crucial part in forming a close connection with someone to where a sexual relationship could even begin to manifest itself. In fact, I wouldn’t ever sleep with someone unless we had some soft of deep connection beforehand, I don’t think. No. I definitely wouldn’t! I just don’t feel comfortable being that vulnerable with someone who I have no emotional attachment to. Giving myself like that to a stranger is totally bizarre to me and a no-go in my book. But, of course, that’s just me!”

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@yourlordanddarkmaster continued { x }

Out of all the things he could have come home to after a long day at work, it had to be his parents fighting again. They couldn’t just be passed out drunk like usual, oh no, today they had to go and start throwing shit at each other while damn near screaming their lungs out. It got so bad that Kenny had to grab a bawling Karen and take her to her friend Lucy’s house again. Not that his parents even noticed anyway. What else was new in the McCromick household though?

Kenny had been planning on talking to Chef for a little bit before he went back home. He just needed a little bit of advice from his old friend, even if he knew the gravestone wouldn’t answer him back. What he didn’t expect was to see a beat up and bloody Mike Makowski limping walking around the graveyard as well. The other looked like hell and Kenny was dodging around gravestones in a flash to get over to him.

“Don’t you ‘what’ me! What happened to you?!” Kenny could feel his heart drop as he looked closer at the other’s injuries. They looked awful and his nose was still bleeding pretty badly. “Fucking Christ did someone jump you? Is your nose okay? It’s not broken is it?”

[bl00drayne]

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Soldiers of the Wasteland || Dragonforce

Blips and beeps echoed throughout the building. Flashing, rainbow-colored lights served as the main method of illuminating the area. Despite being a weekday afternoon, the arcade was still bustling with adults and adolescents alike. And planted in front of some fantasy-meets-sci-fi themed game were two very out-of-place vampires. What was supposed to be a quick stop to play games before their actual hangout took a different turn when Katie became engulfed in this particular machine’s storyline.

She was truly a child of the damned, those who were damned to be horrendous at video games specifically. No doubt about it, the unfortunate trait was passed down to her. Anyone in the arcade could see it. There was no hiding the fact that she had tanked this level a good five or six times in the last hour.

“Can’t you see the history? The suffocating madness?! In the land of fallen souls there’s nowhere left…no place to go.” She perfectly recited the phrase she’d heard countless times, even before today’s session. And soon after, Katie was thrown yet again into the same battle, and once more, she perished at the same point as before.

Frustrated with yet another loss, Katie’s palms instinctively hit the front of the machine, just hard enough to cause a stinging sensation to herself but no actual damage done to the machine. An exasperated sigh left the girl as she turned away from the machine. She rubbed her temples and let her thoughts wander to something else, anything to drown out the ‘Continue’ countdown’s mocking tone. A moment later, her usual cheerful demeanor returned. “That’s enough of that.” She turned to the older vamp, signature smile back on her face. “What  game do you want to play, Vampir?” She figured he’d had enough of her obsessing over one game for an hour.

[bl00drayne]

yourlordanddarkmaster replied to your post “*drops vampir* rate the”

// Oh sweetie you got nothing to be intimidated by...

It’s not really that she’s afraid of him or anything. It’s more like she sees him as above her...like on a higher level than her, if that makes sense  (；´∀｀)

[bl00drayne]

*drops vampir* rate the

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💔

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💔 {She’s too intimidated by Mike to even think about having any sorta sexual or romantic relationship with him ewe }

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@yourlordanddarkmaster { x }

Kenny eyed the other, tilting his head in confusion. This wasn’t really any of his business but he’d been watching the other struggle with that keypad for about five minuets now. He was starting to feel pretty bad for the guy. Reminded him of all the times Butters would get locked out and eventually end up staying the night at Kenny’s. He hoped this was just an accident and not the same kind of situation.

“I could uh, help if you need it? Though it’ll be easier to get in through a window than the front door.” Windows were a lot easier to jimmy open than a door lock but either was fine for Kenny. Though he might have a tougher time if the lock was connected to that keypad. Electronics weren’t exactly his strong point, that was more of a Stan or Wendy thing depending on the situation.

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Scott watched the other curiously, tilting his head like a confused puppy. He hadn't met the other before, he wasn't sure if Mike was an actual creature of the night. He certainly looked like one though.

He raised an eyebrow before speaking. "...are you a real vampire?"