#yourpsychicboy

[devonhale]

I'm talking to myself and I keep saying "SMaze" after everything WHY

[devonhale]

OMG! That was weirdest/strangest/disturbing story ever... But very nicely written! :D

haha you really think so ashaleigh omg

i just

they changed it so it said ashaleigh i didn't do that

[carriefishher]

yourpsychicboy replied to your post: other julz

its like she expected you to know some random person named “other julz”

omg i know

and she also thought i knew someone named "omg julz"

[devonhale]

jester

WHERE TO BEGIN

there once was this super awesome mega amazing super awesome person named jester

well that wasn't her name name but that's not important

and she was hilarious and she taught the best class in the world

and i just learned so much in that class

like

how much i love jester

so then i started stalking her

and now

i feel like everytime i pass her it's like she knows

i feel like she knows i stalk her

and it's uncomfortable

it might have something to do with the fact that my eyes get wide and i stare at her awkwardly like she is half unicorn-half jesus but i'm not really sure

[devonhale]

ashaleigh

i'm scared to answer this one because it might lead to me being killed by her

[devonhale]

abby

well

there was this one girl

that i met this one time

and she was like super into society and she said society had no flaws

and she hated musicals

and was going to go to the best college in the country

and she loved america

[devonhale]

jesus

omygoodness where to begin

well once

jesus was tired

he had done a lot of heeling and walking on water and hanging out in south park

and he just realized

that he didn't want to be jesus anymore

so he went up to visit his sassy yet equally fabulous father/alter ego god

and was like "hey, i'm really tired, soooo i quit being jesus"

the silence that followed was deafening for jesus. he was scared as to what god would say.

when god responded he spoke like he had the whole wide world in his hands.

"lol no jesus you have to be jesus i made you jesus okay lol nice try jesus"

[devonhale]

okay so today

abby told me that "if she liked glee she would tag all of her things"

was that about me abby

was it