Jul 18, 2019
2/2/18
Visiting Scientist: *sneezes* Ugh I think I have the flu. Everyone: *freezes* Boss: You should leave then. You don't need to expose us. Visiting Scientist: Well, not like the *flu-flu*. I just don't feel good. Boss: *dad voice* Don't call it the flu if it's not the flu. That's why we have the problem we do. You're a virologist. You should know better. Me: *slow clap*
(Edit I had to add to the post: "For those who keep misinterpreting this post, this post is 'if it's not the flu, don't call it the flu.' Please don't read into it further than that. Calling not-flu things the flu is why people aren't scared of the flu anymore. The real flu isn't a 24-hour bug. The real flu can fucking kill you.")
