#youtripstart

[ohsnapitzarden-blog]

Did you know we actually live about 80 milliseconds in the past, because that’s how long it takes our brain to process information? So basically, our bodies are in the present while our brains are in the past.

[mammamiamakeup-blog]

I  was just trying to cut up an apple, but ended up slicing my hand...do you think I’ll need stitches? 

[ohsnapitzarden-blog]

Anyone up for the tin can challenge? Something about eating dog food sounds intruiging for one reason or another.

[bufferingalex-blog]

“So, I just finished watching The Rugrats Movie and all I can think about is when Chuckie said ‘Oh, Tommy loved climbing on trees -- Now trees are climbing on him.’ And I’m in a whirlwind of emotions. That’s so morbid and upsetting, he though his best friend got crushed under a tree.” He paused, pushing his hair back into place. “Oh, don’t even get me started on when Tommy was fixing the sleeping bag the Dil. I’m going to cry... he was singing to him. The Rugrats are fucking me up.”

[fearthehue-blog]

“There is the app’n itunes - that you can just read interesting facts - of course, I had to download it. Because plane rides can be long, and I had to fuckin’ catch up to you guys. Anyways, so it told me that pig orgasms last up to 30 minutes - which is four times longer than how long In bed I last, if I’m on on drugs ---- and also lying.”

[hippietopanga]

“Oh that, I didn’t notice, I went to this rally thing and the police showed up and it just got..bad.” She looks up at the person in front of her. “At least I had fun though, I mean the equality of women is very important and there was so much misogyny on that street it was frankly terrifying. I think a guy hit me, I can’t really remember much, I don’t know if that was from when I was pushed into a wall or when that guy decided it was a good idea to jump on my back. Y’know what’s really interesting? The sexualization of breasts, I mean they’re not sexual objects, the only reason females have them is to feed our children, it’s not like they’re there for men or other women to play with, I just don’t get it. Did you see that photo of Miley Cyrus toppless? Not gonna lie her breasts are absolutely beautiful, don’t you agree? My name’s Topanga by the way, it’s really lovely to meet you, although maybe next time we could meet at a time my face isn’t bleeding, although if you want to continue speaking after I wash this cut i’d be glad to.”

[missletsbattleitout-blog]

Hmn, what should my next episode be about? Help me out here, let me here a suggestion!

[darlingquinnwtf-blog]

“Damnú air!” She practically screams as she pulls her hand away from the stove, clutching it tightly with the other as she moves around the kitchen in circles.  “Iarracht agus déan bia ansin dóigh mé féin.” She grumbles, still not realizing she was talking to herself or even speaking her first language. Looking up at the door she lets out a soft laugh at the person standing there, clearing her throat as she stands up fully. “Sorry ‘bout that. Didn’t know anybody was here. Burnt grilled cheese sandwich?” She offers with a laugh, reaching over to turn off the stove and move the pan away from the burner.