arden hunter.

the days blur into one and the back of my eyes hum with the things ive never done.

[geneftw]

Ah, I see. You have been on the weird side of the internet. 

[ohsnapitzarden-blog]

It’s called a late night wikipedia clickhole, my friend. 

[ohsnapitzarden-blog]

Arden Hunter: Moodboard 1/?

[iitsclear]

You’re having me on, right? That’s so messed up, mate.

[ohsnapitzarden-blog]

No, I promise it really is one-hundred percent true.

[moonlightzx]

[iitsclear]

Italian food is totally my favourite, but… I’ll admit that I’m seriously missing Nando’s. I got some classic peri-peri chicken just before I caught my plane in Dublin. You can’t go to Dublin without getting Nando’s.

[ohsnapitzarden-blog]

Mind if I join you? I have heard of it before but I’ve never been and I’d really like to try it.

[mattvangard]

That’s some trippy info right there. I feel some weird paranoia that my brain is going to run away from my body now.

[ohsnapitzarden-blog]

That is exactly how I felt when I first read that, I actually didn’t want to believe that it was true.

[guiltygrande]

[geneftw]

Well, that’s fucking weird and intersting at the same time. Where did you get that information, may I ask?

[ohsnapitzarden-blog]

The internet, as I do with most things these days.. 

[ohsnapitzarden-blog]

Did you know we actually live about 80 milliseconds in the past, because that’s how long it takes our brain to process information? So basically, our bodies are in the present while our brains are in the past.

[bufferingalex-blog]

“A side of trees? I’ve eaten bark before because I went camping with my uncle once and let me tell you how bad bark tastes. It tastes like literal glass shit, now I don’t know how that taste but the smell needs to be similar, right? The texture is like biting down on a brownie you’ve left in the oven far too long. It’s pretty bad.”

[ohsnapitzarden-blog]

You ate tree bark? Was this some survivalist thing, if it wasn’t, why didn’t you pack food, or did your run out of food? My main question is, why you were eating tree bark!?

[ffscarpella-deactivated20150610]

I’m probably going to regret this in the long run, but count me in. Something about eating dog food for lols somehow intrigues me, and I don’t know why. Though I’ll be infuriated if I’m the one who ends up having to actually eat that.

[ohsnapitzarden-blog]

Don’t even worry about it! with my luck I’ll be the one who ends up eating all the gross ones anyway!

[bufferingalex-blog]

“It tastes like fish, honestly. Like tuna, like, it’s not bad. Wait, doesn’t paper just taste like glue? That’s what it smells like.”

[ohsnapitzarden-blog]

“Paper doesn’t smell like glue to me! It smells like, well, paper, and it doesn’t taste like glue, I think, because I’ve never eaten glue, it tastes like nothing with a side of trees, thats a thing, I think...”

[bufferingalex-blog]

“What? No! My girlfriend has a og and I tried his food – it was for a video – and it taste nothing like cat food. ‘Cause, when I was younger, I liked the taste of cat food, please don’t judge me.”

[ohsnapitzarden-blog]

“It probably tastes like catnip, but don’t worry, I ate some weird stuff as a kid, like I used to love the taste of paper, I have no room to judge..”

[bufferingalex-blog]

“I totally would and everything, but, like… I’m more of a cat person, so, dog food is a bit no.”

[ohsnapitzarden-blog]

“I’ve always preferred dogs for some reason, and wouldn’t it taste the same either way?”

[ohsnapitzarden-blog]

Anyone up for the tin can challenge? Something about eating dog food sounds intruiging for one reason or another.