#youtube text posts

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Amy: *sees somebody doing something really stupid*

Amy: Ha idiot

Amy: *looks closer, realizes that it's Mark*

Amy: Sh*t, that's my idiot

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Jack, holding a mic up to Anti: So, do you have any words for our wonderful fans?

Anti: My favorite color is blood

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Spelling L O V E

Mark: L is for the way you look at me

Mark: O is for the only one I see

Mark: V is very very extraordinary

Mark: (points to Amy)

Amy: egg

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Singing

Dark: I'm gonna play a song for you right now

Dark: It's called 'My Life So Far'

Dark: *takes deep breath, plays chord*

Dark: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Bread Zombies

Ethan: Why can't zombies just eat bread or something

Tyler: They wouldn't be deadly but they would just be super annoying just dragging themselves everywhere in the middle of the street and sh*t like stealing people's bread from their houses

Mark: Graaaaaaaaaaaaaains

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Coffee

Barista: How would you like your coffee?

Ethan: As dark and bitter as my soul

Kathryn: He'll have a white chocolate mocha

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Friend: So, who's your favorite Markiplier ego?

Me: *without hesitation* Jim

Friend: *confused* What?

Me: Jim, I said Jim

Friend: Wait, what about-

Me: JIm

Friend: I thought you liked-

Me: JIM

Friend: Hold on though-

Me: J I M

Friend: Aren't there two Jims?

Me: *leans in close and whispers* Jim

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Literal conversation I had with my mom

Mom: *looks at face* Your face is dry…

Me: …

Me: Still dry, Jim?