#yowsers

[babbydriver]

yowsa

[sexy-scapegrace]

So when my ex and I were about to break up he held up the last condom and said "We can fill it with semen or water." I thought about it and decided water, so we went outside to fill it up but we couldn't because there was a hole in it.

I am a decision making god.

[ringingofraevolution]

Think about this.

So Pewdiepie has 16,760,818 subscribers.

And there are about 7 billion people on earth.

So 16,760,818 ÷ 7,000,000,000 = 0.00239440257143

Multiply that by 100

you get 0.239440257143

More than .2% of everyone on earth is subscribed to Pewdiepie.

[kursed]

Y'all gotta read this!!  jesus freaking christ .... wow. I just.. wow.

http://thfrustration.tumblr.com/post/63805150518/hunger-one-shot

[yowserspodcast]

Latest yowsers podcast also found on iTunes by searching for yowsers and on twitter @yowsers_podcast .

[surlytemple]

At the party last night

My friend's sister told Iasha and I about their uncle who used to lay eggs like a chicken on command.

Also, her friend was there, and that friend's mother is a casting agent who once told Jim Carrey and Mike Meyers they'd never be successful.