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YTMP: Hank Hill is a Boggle

[It used to be on YouTube but got taken down - thankfully the original creator reuploaded it on Vimeo!]

[d-the-hedgehog]

how it feels to crack open a cold one with the boys

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"I thought you wanted to talk racy mosaics."

Professional Conversationalist 1 April, Year of the Tucks Medicated Pad p 27-31

“Does that bear on why I’m here? That I’m a continentally ranked junior tennis player who can also recite great chunks of the dictionary, verbatim, at will, and tends to get beat up, and wears a bow tie?” – p 28

Hal comes to this guy’s office, for unknown reasons, and it turns out it’s Himself, disguised as a “Professional Conversationalist.” The whole thing is just creepy and weird, especially near the end, where Himself starts accusing the Moms of all these things (having affairs with members of the Pan-Canadian Resistance, along with “a certain unnamed bisexual bassoonist,” (p 30) and “over thirty near eastern medical attaches.” (p 30) He also accuses the Moms of putting steroids in Hal’s cereal).

But, we learn that Himself is alcoholic and has hallucinations “about people’s mouths moving but nothing coming out.” (p 30) Despite having no experience with this sort of thing, it’s a pretty accurate account of a 10-year-old dealing with a mentally degrading father. That’s exactly what makes it so uncomfortable.

“I can’t just sit here watching you think I’m mute while your fake nose points at the floor.” – p 31

  Total Mentions of Byzantine Erotica: 2

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