Hey there! I loved the Keiji x Reader x Alice so could I request some more? Yandere of course, just them finding out Reader snuck out in the middle of the night. Male or gn is fine!
Could I also claim Heart anon? He/It/They pronouns!
A/N: I'm sorry in advance if this one sucks bc i'm rusty as hell NBVCVBGNH-- glad to have you here, Heart anon! (Also, i’ve only noticed this js before i’m posting, but i’m sorry that this one is so short!! i write in google docs so i dont rlly think about how the hc length transfers over to tumblr formatting <///3)
TWs: paranoia mention, Keiji is mean, unnecessary amputation mention, mention of leg breaking
♡ Keiji is probably the first to notice when you leave
♡ i feel like he’s probably a light sleeper, and also chances are he was either in the middle of a nightmare or already awake–
♡ he’ll let you think you’re sneaky for a bit, waiting to get up until he hears the door, window, etc close, and then he’ll wake up Alice-
♡ which took a minute bc mans could probably sleep through a tornado–
♡ and ofc, once he figures out what’s happening, Alice starts freaking out
♡ bc you’re outside??? On your own??? In the middle of the night???
♡ he’s hurt that you’d try to run away, but his main concern is your safety
♡ Alice strikes me as the “handyman who may not know what he’s doing but it works out in the end” type sooooo
♡ they decide that Keiji will go get you, and Alice will just stay at home and make sure that you wouldn’t be able to even dream of running away again
♡ if you left through the windows, good luck doing that again while he’s jamming them shut–
♡ have fun trying to leave through the door when he’s changed the locks, and now it locks from the outside as well
♡ don’t ask how he did this in a timely manner, im doing my best <///3
♡ Now, Keiji is more annoyed where Alice is scared
♡ like, seriously? They treat you so well, and you have the nerve to run away from them??
♡ since he’s less panicked than Alice, he’s able to concentrate more on thinking about where you’d go
♡ and considering how none of his “friends” have contacted him to say you’re with them,,,
♡ he narrows it down to either your family (if they live nearby), or an actual friend that he’s let you keep
♡ and since he also hasn’t gotten any panicked texts from Alice about your family sending the police their way,,,
♡ you’re on your way to a friend’s place, 100%
♡ so of course, he does the only sane thing to do
♡ just when your friend’s front door comes into view, so does Keiji-
♡ and he doesn’t look very happy with you tbh
♡ you can’t even try to babble an excuse, turn to run, or do anything before he’s got you by the back of your shirt
♡ of course, he would never raise a hand against you in public! no, never
♡ but he will mock you for being such a dumbass
♡ did you honestly think that they wouldn’t notice? that’s a bit rude, isn’t it?
♡ the way i’m getting annoyed from my own writing fucking bye–
♡ you really thought you would be able to escape with no means of transport? You do realize that cars are quicker than,,,well, you, right?
♡ you realize how much trouble you’ve caused? Not only did he and Alice have to wake up in the middle of the night to come find you, but you’re not even thankful for it, are you?
♡ if you think he’s bad, Alice is arguably worse–
♡ he almost starts sobbing when you two get back <//3
♡ the way he’s worried about you would be sweet if the circumstances were different and you weren’t being taken back to being held captive in your own home–
♡ where were you???? Do you have any idea how worried he was???
♡ you could’ve gotten hurt, or kidnapped, or killed, or something worse, and how would they have helped you out of any dangerous situation if they hadn’t noticed that you were gone?
♡ but because he’s the nice one, he’ll forgive you, this once
♡ you must’ve been half-asleep, right? Or you just sleepwalked? Or you were just confused? Because surely you wouldn’t do anything so reckless on purpose, right?
♡ it’s alright, though, because now they’ve got new safety measures to make sure you don’t make the same mistake!
♡ don’t complain, because he initially proposed just chopping off or breaking your legs to stop it from happening again <333
♡ the only reason this didn’t happen is bc Keiji deemed it as too harsh for a first-time offense and also cleanup would be alot of work this late into the night–
♡ mhm yep Alice is still the nice one idkwym--
♡ good luck leaving home ever again after this little stunt, btw
♡ bc that friend who you tried to run to?
♡ they’re either mysteriously too afraid to speak with you or whatever method you had to contact them is just cut off altogether
♡ on the bright side, at least your boyfriends are so willing to excuse your actions! And now they’re spending even more time with you, isn’t that nice?
♡ i’d advise against being inconsiderate of their generosity, though
♡ after all, if you even think to try something like this again, they’ll have to actually go through with Alice’s idea
♡ and i don’t think anyone wants that, so it’s best for you to just stay placid for now <333
I had to show a picture of Alice to my mom and deadass go “yeah this is the man I’m trying to dye my hair after” and I think I’ve lost some pride
She was like “that’s awful” and I was like I know that’s the point and had to explain I don’t want his hairstyle I just want blue on one side and pink and yellow on on the other I just want it short as I always do not shaved mom it’s literally in the game that his hair is said to look sorta bad like—
