#1 Fujoshi Warrior

jasper | 19 | it/she/he | my beautiful husband @thebutchknight

[boatemboys]

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#jasper speaks : my general original post tag

#my art : my art

#asks : asks. people are tagged blog name and anons are tagged anon

i post about literally anything i like here. ^_^ mostly fandom stuff which changes a lot but rn is pokemon (mostly BW but i like all gens. my favourite characters are N and sbms) and tadc and a bunch of other things

i run @skitty-daily where i post a skitty twice a day

feel free to ask anything ^_^ art requests are always open but i might take a while to get around to them

[homochadensistm]

seeing how beyblade, of all things, is somehow regaining popularity, I am reminded of when I was a poor little girl begging my parents to buy me the non-shitty beyblades so I could stop losing to every kid in the neighborhood. My parents couldnt afford it, but my dad used to work at a metal factory back then, and he custom made me a pure metal plate and metal base for my shitty little Chinesium plastic shell, that demolished (literally, demolished) every single beyblade in school. I was crowned beyblade queen very quickly and few had the courage to challenge me, because on the rare occasion my fatass metal plate lost to some new plate on the market, my dad and I would sit together and engineer a new, better shaped metal plate and base to counter them all. remember yall if ur 2poor to pay2win u can make2win! but only if ur dad works at a metal factory for 12hrs\day

[boatemboys]

sometimes the only way to cope is to listen to christmas songs in july and move on

[sodomit]

Parents: "children should be taught that actions have consequences"

Okay, let them stay up till 5 in the morning and feel like shit for the next day, eat a bag of candy in one go and have a huge stomach ache, go out without an umbrella and catch a cold, watch a violent movie and get scared?

Parents: "actually, we mean screaming and beating the crap out of them when they try to do these things"

[crazyhalf2]

I feel like bill watterson was onto something

[abyssalruinz]

The cello is very befitting of Ghetsis I think

[jame7t]

my girlfriend is soft and cute & then she uses her teethful fangs on me. so basically I’ve got everything I want…now I have to figure out new life goals. $75 maybe? Life goal 75 dodars ❓

[skitty-daily]

Banpresto - Jingle Tail Plush

[wanderinsect]

🫩 no i don't think those characters are siblings i think they're friends. I don't think that's their mom I actually think she's their friend. I don't think they're related actually I think they're friends with each other.

[girl-blorbo-polls]

If you were handcuffed to your girl blorbo with magical unbreakable handcuffs for 24h, would you be okay with this?

I trust her, I’ll be fine

I trust her, but it’ll be a stressful 24h

It depends on what kind of day we’re having

This is gonna suck…

Other/nuance

Voting ended on15h

[bakedbananners]

krystem part 3

[alteredpanel]

[handsometimr]

seek a way out?

[handsometimr]

Girl with a Moon Earring

[fluff-e-boy]

One of the most important images of all time

[pysics]

day 6: i want you to love me

bitches would rather imagine a life with their lab partner while longingly watching her talk about her family than go to therapy

[gyogun-luo]

Moms

[1071png]

the wings make for good visual metaphor..or something (i just love drawing them)