Weird & Amazing – Christian Yu Barom Scenario
Pair: Christian Yu X She
Genre: Friendship, Family, ?
Warning: Some swearing words?
It was a hectic day when she finally had arrived home after struggling at the office to finish up her pile of works. She was glad to be back home, as she entered her house, there was a faint smell of tomato. She thought; must be her love who was cooking for dinner since he had finished his work earlier than her on that day. And she was right, her husband was cooking some pasta for dinner. While waiting for the dinner, she went to take a shower. As she was finished, the dinner was ready to be eaten. While she was eating, her phone rang, signaling a call from someone.
‘stupid ian’ was displayed on her phone.
“What now, Ian?” answered her in annoyance.
“Oh wow, no hello sissy?” teased him.
“I am eating my dinner Ian, what do you want? Love counseling again?”
“Nope, it’s I-I need you to analyze my girlfriend,” said Christian in a serious tone.
“What the fuck Ian? Why do I have to analyze your freaking girlfriend?” asked her, unbelievably.
“Well…. because you are a woman.”
“Am I the only woman in your life Ian? Oh my god, you are so weird.”
“It’s… You see, I think you are good at this kind of thing,”
“And why do you want me to analyze your girlfriend, Mr. Ian?”
“You see pump, I know it might sound like I am a freaking asshole and jerk since I don’t trust her that much, it is not like I don’t trust her but you know I think she is not sincere with me. I feel like she likes me not because of who I am but because of my money. And you know, we just met so if she is really like what I think then I am going to end it. So, what you say pump?”
“How much will you pay me?” asked her.
“H-huh?”
“Bitch, do you think I would do this for free?” cursed her.
“How much do you want?” asked Christian.
“I don’t know mister. You name it,”
“How about latte for a week?” suggested him.
“Okay deal,” agreed her.
“I will pick you up tomorrow at 9,” said Ian.
Just like that, they ended the call.
“Ian?” asked Bobby.
“Yeah, god I swear he is so weird,” complained her.
“Why? What did he ask this time?” asked Bobby, amused with her annoyance.
“Don’t you hear it Jiwon?” asked her.
“Sorry baby, I was too engrossed with my phone just now.”
“Ian asked me to analyze his girlfriend, he is weird right?” asked her while finishing her food.
“I don’t think so. I think he is amazing,” replied Bobby.
“What the heck Jiwon? Seriously? God, no wonder two of you are close,” said her in disbelief.
She woke up from her deep sleep as she felt some movement on the bed. She was a light sleeper, sometimes yes but sometimes not. She decided to dive in the dreamland again but she sighed when she remembered that she had to go out to do some analyzing on Ian’s girlfriend.
“Baby, wake up!” screamed Bobby while shaking her body.
She woke up as soon as Bobby shook her body. She was so lazy since it was weekend for goodness sake, she was supposed to spend her time at her precious home! But here she was, in front of the dressing table, getting ready to go out with Christian Yu.
Her phone rang, notifying her that someone was calling her and it was none other than Christian. As soon as she hung up the phone, she went to Bobby and gave him a peck to say goodbye. She was looking forward to meeting Christian’s girlfriend since she had not met her yet, only saw her pictures on Christian’s phone. Moments later, a black car could be seen, she then made her way to the car and sat at the back since his girlfriend was at the front.
“Hello, nice to meet you, you are Hyejin right?” asked her, with a wide smile on her face.
“Yeah, I am Hyejin,” replied her nonchalantly.
“Ian, where are we going? Oh by the way Hyejin, I am sorry for third-wheeling, it is not like I wanted to but it is my last day here and I really want to meet Ian so he lets me join, do you mind?” asked her, plotting something inside her mind.
“Babe, you did not tell me that we are going out with her, I thought we are only going to drop her off somewhere,” said Hyejin in a pitiful tone.
Luckily, she had texted Ian yesterday night to not tell the details of her participation to his girlfriend, or else she would not be able to make up things.
“I am sorry, it was too sudden and it is her last day here, and we are going to a mall,” answered Christian in a cool way.
As three of them arrived at the mall, they were quite shocked since there was a myriad of peoples, of course, after all, it was weekend, what did you expect since it was the weekend. Christian was walking with his girlfriend, while her on the other hand, was walking behind both of them.
“Baby, let’s go and buy some clothes. I need new clothes,” said Hyejin while pouting, more like making a duck face.
She, on the other hand, was very glad because Christian had decided to ask her to analyze his girlfriend, she did not mind sacrificing her weekend if it involved Christian’s happiness. Christian was like her own brother, she could not bear to see a woman takes any advantage of him. She could see that this woman was not sincere but had something up her sleeve, indeed. Hyejin was beautiful, she had to admit that, but her aura seemed off, she was not sure but her guts told her so. After all, woman’s instinct was always right. She was walking behind two of them while coming up with another plan to expose her real intention. After moments of walking, they finally arrived in the clothes section.
“Since we are here, I need some sweatshirt for myself,” said her to Christian.
“Sure, let me come with you.”
“Nah, just go and assist your girl, Mister. By the way, I can see what you mean, it is actually, kind of obvious I might say?” she told him while looking at his eyes, wanting to see how he reacted.
“I am glad I am not wrong since you can see it too. I don’t even know where she is, later when it is time to pay she will eventually show up, let me just go with you,”
She was taken aback when Hyejin suddenly popped out of nowhere, Christian was right, and heck, there were lots of clothes, was she trying to buy the whole store or what? It was confirmed that this girl named Hyejin was not sincere with Christian. ‘Just wait and see you bitch,’ monologued her while stabbing the damn girl inside her mind.
“Hey are you done with your shirt?” asked Christian while taking out his card.
“Yes, why-,” she was not able to finish her words when Christian suddenly grabbed her sweatshirts from her hand.
“Ian, I can pay it by myself, I bought four of sweatshirts,”
“Shut the fuck up and be a good girl,” demanded him while patting her head.
She could not believe her own eyes, what the heck was Christian thinking? The damn girl bought like ten or maybe more pieces of clothes and he just paid it off like that, oh god this man.
“The fuck are you thinking Ian?” whispered her on Ian’s ear.
“It’s okay, just consider that as her last gift from me,” said Ian.
“That’s my boy bitch” shouted her.
They decided to have their lunch before going back home, it was like 2 PM already yet they had not eaten their lunch, so sad and pitiful. As they were eating their lunch at some hot pot restaurant, yummy, she suddenly cracked the quietness between three of them.
“Happy Birthday Ian!”
Ian looked at her with ‘what the fuck’ look but decided to play along.
“What? It’s Ian’s birthday today?” asked Hyejin, surprised.
“Yes! Oh God Hyejin, you don’t know?” she could see Hyejin was searching up something on her phone. “Ian’s birthday is actually today, the real one, the one on the internet is not the real one.” she finished off while smirking secretly. Poor girl, it was so obvious that Hyejin did not like Christian, because if she did, then she would remember his birthday but seeing how the girl searched it up confirmed her instinct.
“Oh really? How did you know that?” asked Hyejin with a glare.
“Well you see, I am actually his girlfriend-“
“WHAT-”
“Ex-girlfriend, I mean.”
“Baby, you are friends with your ex?” asked Hyejin in disbelief.
“Do you want to know Miss the reason I broke up with him?” asked her before Christian could answer while eyeing him to shut his mouth and just play along with her act.
“Sure, what did he do?” asked Hyejin, interested.
“This person over here, this man, he does not have any money, he always borrowed his friend’s, so I decided to break up with him.”
“Oh my god, are you being serious? He got a card!”
“Is it his though? I am sure some of his crazy rich friends lend it to him. You know what, I had to pay for our meals while we were dating back then! Not once, but thrice I guess,” said her in a serious and annoyed tone. No one would think that this girl was actually lying, what a good actress! She then eyed him to react to make it more believable.
“Shut the fuck up, you bitch! No, no baby, don’t believe in her. She is lying” exclaimed Christian.
“Really, Ian? I am lying?” scoffed her, “You want me to call someone who might prove that I am not lying?” asked her with a burning gaze.
“Baby, can I talk to you? In private?” asked Hyejin. God if only she could replay the girl’s reaction all over again, she would do it. Hyejin looked pale and nervous, bet because she was afraid Christian would ask her to pay all the things back.
“Sure, sure. Just go, I will wait here. Goodluck Hyejin, he is not an easy man,” winked her. But wait, were they going to talk or going home? Why would Hyejin bring all of her things? Could it be….
Moments later, Christian was back inside the restaurant, alone. There was no sign of Hyejin at all. Where the heck was she?
“Where the hell is Hyejin?” asked her, concerned.
“What do you think pump?”
“Home?!”
“Yeah, she is like what I had expected, only want to be with me because of my money,” said Christian, annoyed.
“Are you okay, Ian? How though? Just like that?”
“I don’t think I am sad as I already see this coming, after all, we met at a club and she was the one who approached me first. She told me that she thinks she needs a break because she doesn’t think she likes me that much, bullshit right?”
“What the fuck, full of bullshit. And then, what did you say?”
“I laughed and told her ‘Wow we are same. I don’t like you that much too, if only that little shit did not tell you, we would last though’ and then I smirked and said she is sexy.”
“I can’t believe you said something like that, and then?”
“Can’t you tell? I learnt it from you bitch. And she was like, ‘Okay we are done, do not find me after this as I will not find you too. Let’s just forget whatever had happened between us.’ and I was like ‘Oh okay cool, yeah we should do that, are we done?’ and then she nodded and left. That’s it.” Christian finished off his explanation with a deep breath.
“You deserve someone better Ian, next time do not go out with some random girl you meet at a club, I mean you know, god do I have to advise you on this kind of thing?”
“Thanks, pump, I don’t think I could break it off if you didn’t help me. I am amazed by your acting, damn, never thought you could act? Should I cast you on my video next time?” teased Christian while laughing, remembering back her acting.
“Fuck you, and don’t forget bitch, my fucking latte for a week,” said her as she stood up to leave the restaurant to get her latte at the Starbucks.
