Laura is Lumi's aunt (the sister of Lumi's mother)
Now onto the chaos!
Lumi: I am a responsible Dormhead...
Other Dormheads: *look behind her at the burning Ramshackle*
Lumi: THERE WAS A BUG, ALRIGHT?!
Ace: Maau... Can you help me with some da-
Maau: Just because I'm with Lumi doesn't mean that I know how I did it... I mean I know how I did it, but at the same time I don't and Lumi is just picking me up sometimes, not literally since she actually tried and failed... And sometimes I have to pi-
Ace: thanks... Bye...
Lumi:...
Yuki:...
Lumi:👀✨
Yuki: Isekai in a world with hot af boys and magic at a super fantasy school and you have to survive while being everyone's therapist?
Lumi: ye...
Yuki: Gotta study magic?
Lumi: Ye...
Yuki: Got a harem of sexy men?
Lumi: y- wait WHAT?!
Yuki:... I won't answer without a lawyer.
Ortho&Grim: *receive hugs and pats from Lumi daily*
Other NRC students:...
Ortho&Grim: PaTheTiC
Lumi, when visiting Maau: Ah... Scarabia... The fresh desert air! *deep inhale*
Lumi: *chokes on air*
Lumi:... Come on! This dorm has something with me?!
Maau: Lumi... Please...
Lumi: No... Maau! It's the last time I make this sacrifice for you!
Maau: *nodds in 'I know she'll come back tomorrow too'*
At the NRC parent teacher meet
Crewel: Mrs Lee... Which of your parents will give me the honor of meeting today?
Lumi: Actually... I got my aunt from my world since mom and dad are busy with my little brothers...
In the room enters a stylish, middle aged woman, which emits only sass
Lumi: This is my aunt, Laura... She isn't married so I don't really have an un-
Crewel, to Laura: Would you like to called Mrs Divius?
Laura, who fell hard too: Lumi, darling... I think you'll have a new uncle...
Lumi, who doesn't need another fashion sassy relative:... No... God please no...
At a Dormhead meeting
Riddle: What even you do in Ramshackle? Like... You have some rules?
Azul: A business?
Leona: Practices?
Vil: routines?
Kalim: Parties?
Idia: Watching something?
Malleus, who wasn't invited:...
Lumi: we usually find something in there and go nuts with it...
Cater participated in a full Ramshackle night as a guest of honor and filmed everything, showing to the light music club today
Cater: Ah... This was when they wanted to slide on the stairs...
Kalim: Slide?
Cater, crackling: Jade opened the main door and... Just look...
Cater shows the video where Ace, Deuce, Lumi, Jade and Ortho are in a bathtub as Jack pushes it along Maau and hop in as they go down the stairs and out of the Ramshackle dorm with an incredible speed while yelling
Cater: they crashed in a tree and made a 'coffin dance' with ortho and Jade still in the bathtub with a bombox with music after that.
Kalim: that's... So bad...
Lilia: indeed... Not invite me??? Where were their heads at?
Yuki, in a phone call: Hey... Lumi... Can you summon a portal to my place?
Lumi: one portal to hell???
Yuki: Also... Can you house me and another 3 people in here?
in the distance, some screaming can be heard along whip sounds
Lumi:... Clean the toilet and do the laundry for the entire stay...
Yuki: Deal...
Riddle: *makes a speech about something to the other dormheads, his back to the group*
Lumi, behind him: 💃✨
Riddle: *turns*
Lumi:🕴️
Riddle: *continues his speech*
Lumi: 💃✨
Kalim: 💃✨
Riddle: *turns*
Lumi&Kalim:🕴️🕴️
Riddle: *shrugs and continues*
Lumi:💃✨
Kalim:💃✨
Malleus:👀💃?
Riddle: *turns*
Lumi&Kalim:🕴️🕴️
Malleus:???💃???
Riddle: *palfaces*
Azul: *unholy wheeze*
Lumi, with a flamethrower: Trust me!
Trey: You shouldn't be trusted with that...
Riddle: I trust her with that...
Trey:....... Where did your braincells go, child???
Lumi: 🎶✨🎵✨🎶✨🎵cuz I may be ✨bad✨, but I'm perfectly ✨good✨ at it✨🎵✨🎶✨🎵✨🎶
Azul:...
Azul: Lumi... You and Floyd broke the Chandelier...
Floyd: no... She's got a ✨point✨...
Lumi: It must be wierd to live with such a rich guy as Kalim... I mean... To afford expensive shit so easy is so unusual for someone broke like me...
Maau:... Lumi... You know I'm the heir of the 2nd most rich family in twisted wonderland... I mean it's alright if you didn't know... But now you kinda know and all that... *rambles*
Lumi:... I feel extremely betrayed, enraged and ashamed at the same time...
Lumi: Guys... This is my cousin, Yuki...
Yuki: hi :D
Ace, the little shit, Trappola: So you singl-
Mammon: *spawns out of nowhere* don't you dare...
Ace: the fu-
Lumi: Yuki also has a harem of, mainly, super op demons... And she takes pride in it... :/
Lumi, tearing up: I-i-i... Tell Maau that I loved him...
Azul, with tears too: NO! you are too young, too beautiful!
Lumi: It must! Avenge me properly!
Azul, shaking Lumi: don't leave me, woman! We have to survive together!
Lumi: it's... Too late for me...
Riddle: It's just 10 madol for the spilled Cup of Tea...
Azul: It'S aBouT PrInCipLEs...
Crewel: Miss Lee... Can y-
Lumi: No... For the 428th time... I won't hook you up with my aunt...
Crewel:...
Grim: She actually kept count of this...
Grim: Henchwoman...
Lumi: Not now... I have work...
Deuce: I don't think watching Ace shove in his mouth 20 mashmellows is work...
Lumi: It's for science...
Ace: *Choking dumbass sounds*
Grim: fair point... For science
Before Maau and Lumi started dating
Jamil: You need to swoo her with confidence... Try some flowers...
Kalim: Or chocolates..
Jamil: a romantic date...
Kalim: a serenade!
Maau:... Uhhh... I wrote a poem? Maybe I can have her listen to it???
Jamil: yeah... That's not gonna work...
Later, Maau used Kalim and Jamil's advice
Lumi: you know... After this date... I realised something...
Maau: Yea?
Lumi: you're not my type... Or maybe it was the date? This kind of things aren't really romantic for me... And you looked uncomfortable too...
Maau: *chokes* a-and... What you actually find romantic? I-I mean I could try that... A-and my Dormhead and vice said to do this... You know... They have good intentions, but really now it's not helpful... Not that they aren't helpful in genera-
Lumi: I actually enjoy to listen to music and poetry...
Maau, softly: marry me...
Idia:...
Lumi:...
Ortho: Aww... You are getting along great!
Lumi: I can't see without my glasses...
Azul: Me too...
Trey: Me trey...
Lumi&Azul:...
Trey: it was a good joke...
Lumi: even the comedic effect crickets can't save this...
