Diabolik Twitter ー Yuma Mukami [2018 compilation]
–> This post includes all tweets posted on the official Rejet Twitter account for Yuma Mukami (@DiaLoverYumaM) in 2018.
Shuu l Reiji l Ayato l Kanato l Laito l Subaru l Ruki l Kou l Azusa l Carla l Shin l Kino
May 31, 2018
> Kou is teaching Azusa
> It’s been a while since I’ve done this. You guys still alive?
> I’ll drop by when I feel like it, so look forward to that
June 5, 2018
> Did something weird happen again?
> Bring it on. Doesn’t matter who you are
> So don’t you worry ‘bout a thing. I’ll do something about it for sure
July 7, 2018
> Which one of you fuckers left a piece of TRASH in my vegetable garden!?
> ...Wait, it isn’t trash, it’s a letter. “First edition -You have to answer the question or no more blood sucking!”, it says. The fuck is this? Does it want me to answer this question?
> It has “Furthermore, if you refuse to answer, you’ll be prohibited from having even a single drop of blood from here on out. You can only ever drink tomato juice.” written on it as well
> Tomato juice’s nice as well, but I can’t just go without sucking blood. It’s a pain, but I’ll answer this shit
> Q. Do you talk to your vegetables so they grow up big and delicious?
A. I tell them “Grow up healthy to be eaten by me!” and such!
> They do actually turn out huge and delicious, so I think it does have an effect!
July 27, 2018
> I lost my hair elastic. Now I can’t tie up my hair
> It gets in the way like this
> Thanks (@Kou)
August 3, 2018
> Don’t worry. Ruki will make it work (@Azusa)
August 13, 2018
> I’m at home right now so come talk to me directly (@Kou
> Go do it to Ruki as well (@Kou)
October 4, 2018
> Maybe he used purple cabbage or somethin’? (@Ruki)
> So why was it purple in the end?
October 22, 2018
> I accidentally bought this weird kind of water
> Even though it’s water, it tastes like mandarin. The fuck is this?
> Whatever. Water is water
October 31, 2018
> Harvest festival, huh? What a nice day. If I had to prank either Sugar-chan or you, it would be you
December 23, 2018
> Hey. Do you have time right now?
> Tomorrow’s Christmas Eve, right? Let’s spend it together
> Shall we do something Christmas-like for the occasion? Like buying a giant cake and eating it together
> Also, let’s hang up some socks by our pillow. Something might be in it when we wake up
> Don’t forget our promise, ‘kay?
December 24, 2018
> Yo
> I’m on my way home. I was able to secure us a huge cake
> I want to quickly show this to you. It’ll blow your socks off! I’m not telling you what kind of cake it is just yet though
> How are things on your end? I asked you to knit the socks but do you think you’ll get them ready on time? Mine are big and probably a lot of work, right?
> However, I’m looking forward to seeing how they turn out. Make sure to complete them
December 25, 2018
> Merry Christmas. There seriously were some presents inside the socks! ...Ah? It wasn’t me! ...Che. The fuck? You saw right through me. Oh well, that’s how it is so accept my present already
December 27, 2018
> Do you like vegetables too? (@Richter)
--> The Rejet_info account was tweeting out as Richter on this day, trying to get Yuma to do an interview for this Zero CD.
> Heeh, then which kind of feritlizer have you been using as of late? I found this really good kind the other day. The type of fertilizer that makes good use of its raw materials and makes the soil excellent, really drawing out its true power. (@Richter)
> You know, it’s basic knowledge that you have to make a little ditch in the ground away from the roots and sprinkle the fertilizer in there? If you don’t even know that, are you really growing vegetables? (@Richter)
> No good. I can’t forgive you for trying to approach me with your lies and the fact you tried to pose as a vegetable lover is the worst. Just get out of my sight already (@Richter)
> The fuck? There’s really those kind of dangerous guys out there? Guess it can’t be helped then. Then to make it up to me, bring some vegetables seeds with you at least. In that case, I’ll sit through your interview crap. So no more moping around, ‘kay? (@Richter)
December 28, 2018
> A crazy amount of vegetable seeds were delivered. Is this the work of that guy from yesterday?
> Hah. To be able to gather this much, he must have some guts at least. In that case, I have to accept his conditions as well or else it wouldn’t make for a fair deal, right? I’ll do this interview or whatever.
> There you go, I answered everything. Well then, I’ll go plant these seeds in my garden right away. If I can grow a large amount of vegetables, Ruki and the others will be happy as well
