May 16, 2022
When you get creative to defeat your enemy
Ridley: End of the line for you, Samus. Any last words?
Samus: My friend Jon contracted Ligma yesterday, so he couldn’t go to SawCon today. His friends Willis and Wilma were very angry. Yuri and Yurso didn’t care, and so did Candice. His Sugondese friends, Bots and Sugme, were very supportive.
Ridley: The hell did you just say? I nearly had a stroke hearing that.
Samus: Stroke ma ballz.
Ridley: (spontaneously explodes)