#z rants

[zombiequeenblog]

satan the girls you liberated to creep around in libraries and giggle in pews and scream in the woods are being forced to work

[zcbz]

If all your mutuals were in a family what members would they be?

Best bloddy question anon

@b1uesqu1d - the one chaotic sibling which would scream "BLODDY DEMONS WHERE ARE YOU" at 2 am in a random hotel hallway which they broke in and stole a light bulb from

@oneveryconfusedbeetle - the chaotic smaller cousin which is in love with rocks and will burn your house down if you try and say otherwise , probably has more guns than you can count on two hands

@alexxs-crows - that one cool older cousin which actually hangs with you at family meetings and you're both obsessed with mcyt so you start ranting and forget the fuck time is

@fogboundxelian - that one cool relative you don't really talk to but you just admire them from the shadows and have read their bio like 20 times + pronouns because you're to awkward to strike up convos

@thegayest-melonsoup - the unexpected sibling you didn't knew you had but you bond perfectly and probably would go painting in a random forest at 10 am

@xrns - the wife I have in a qpr relationship to which we go on dates and the lovely mother all the kids , who definitely would murder them . Same person who would critique a horror film for it's bad grammar and how the gore has wrong shadows

@shaded-or-shades - the unknown family member you dont know exists until like when they are 16 and even then you chat for years and still don't know how they look like / real name. Even if they know where you live and fucking everything about you

Any other mutual please tell me so I can properly describe everyone

[lunaticsandidiots]

i’ve already read every single vigilante/reader fic i could get my grubby little hands on and my soul craves more.

makes me wanna write for my stupid little idiot murder dude but i don’t want to write it i want to reaD IT

[fell-in-love-with-a-fantasy]

i hate being the only teenager in my family because im to young for the adult stuff and to old for the kid stuff. so i never really talk to anyone and everyone assumes i like being alone but i really just want to be included in conversations

[calibabii21]

I'm trying to write, but my neighbor won't sit the fuck down and her footsteps are so fucking LOUD I'm actually gonna throw something.

[drzootsuit]

WHAT did I look at on Devientart I am fucking sobbing on my hands and knees Every single time I open the front page of DA it is NOTHING but Loud House artwork the recommended groups are Loud House groups the recommended artists are children that upload screenshots of Loud House episodes

Am I under a hex? Did I desecrate a shrine? I have never watched the loud house! Ever! I have not interacted with it in any way shape or form because it's artstyle is boring and I'm scarred from my time on /co/ where people were fucking gross about it's characters in the catalog! I do not want to think about the Loud House! I want to use Devientart to see stuff from my niche pervert community I do not want to see the fucking Loud House my DA is fucking HAUNTED No matter how many times I say "do not show me things like this" they're always back the next day HELP

[just-an-aussie-fandom-hermit]

They’re calling the flooding here in New South Wales (particularly the coastal/Sydney and surrounds areas) a “once in a lifetime flood event”. It’s also been officially labeled as a natural disaster, and ScoMo has stepped up to extend the disaster relief fund accordingly.

Basically, because of the unprecedented rainfall (coupled with the extensive dryness of the soil as a result of the bushfires and such) the Warragamba Dam is overflowing and is pumping water upstream and into suburbs and rural areas.

I just saw a video (from 7 News, the national news outlet) of an entire house just,,, floating down the Manning River. Foundations and all. That family lost almost 200 cattle, too!

You can’t make this stuff up. This is right out of the Wizard of Oz. I’m half expecting tornadoes to start picking houses up in Queensland at this rate! (I hope I didn’t just jinx that).

People are getting evacuated where the flooding is the worst, but obviously there’s a lot going on and the rain isn’t stopping. Some people are getting rappelled up into helicopters from their rooftops.

My family and I were evacuated two years ago during the bushfire season because basically our entire suburb was in the direct path of an incoming bushfire. I would really enjoy not being evacuated or rendered homeless because of this. My house has actually lost power once yesterday (not fully though; the lights still worked but we had to get rid of everything in the freezer and some of the fridge).

Hoping I don’t have any more power outages because I kind of need electricity to do my online schooling.

Anyway, uh, that’s what’s going on down here... How are y’all going?

[iheardarumorhoe]

Hi!! Ive decided to take a break from Tumblr and most social media for my mental health. I WILL be back. I just need a little break :)