miscellaneous ghiaccio headcanons? i really like your interpretation of the character
La Squadra Miscellanea p.1 -Ghiaccio's random headcanons
Tw: drugs, alcohol, general violence and degradation, blasphemies, Loretta Goggi
Hates when people are late for appointments (or dates). This is a trait he shares with Illuso.
He has really poor eyesight. But that doesn't really matter since he's farsighted and he doesn't really care 'where to punch'.
Violence is not an answer. Violence is the question and the answer is 'Yes'.
Extremely violent outbursts for "no apparent reason".
When he first met Illuso, he punched him in the guts after he teased him for his thick glasses
"ma te vara questo... Uè pistola, ma ci vedi attraverso quei bicchieri ?"
(Look at this nerd...Hey fuckface, can you see behind those magnifying lens?)
And then kicked Formaggio in the knee because he laughed...
Doesn't know how to properly compliment or show that 'he cares' to anyone.
Jealous partner. Jealous admirer.
"Me so rabiato? No me so rabiato. Davèr-Te lo dico con calma...DIO BOIA CHI CAZO È CHE TE CIÀMA?!? DIO PORSELÀSO CAN! DAME STO PORCODIO DE TELEFONO."
(I'm calm. I just want to know-No.no. really I'm calm-I just want to know WHO DA FUCK IS CALLING YOU RIGHT NOW?! GIVE ME THE DAMN PHONE.)
He usually redirects his anger towards the target but sometimes La Squadra are not the only people who take advantage of his outbursts...
According to Melone:
"Deh, Gliè rabbia repressa. Un ce po' fah dimorto. Ir problema è 'he diventa fascile da manipolare. Boia,Le bimbe s'approfittano. Peffozza."
(Repressed rage is even better than plain and simple rage. It is so easy to manipulate him through his feelings.)
Melone is the only person in the group that allows him to be vulnerable.
Deep conversations late at night while 'Maledetta Primavera' plays.
Eats a lot. Many carbs and protein but doesn't get fat (lucky him.)
Ghiaccio can chug an entire bottle of Vodka lemon with an empty stomach
Then he would vomit and shit himself. Those are usual consequences
He hits the gym at least 3 times a week. Sometimes Formaggio goes with him to catcall the girls
"ABBONA! Dopo la ciclett te lo fai un giro su st'attrezzo?! Annamo!"
(HEY BABE! Can I be part of your workout?! I can make you sweat for good)
"TASI. TASI DIOPORCO. Qui mi conoscono, Diopittore."
(SHUT UP. SHUTTHEFUCK UP. I pay for a regular membership here, you balding fag)
"RUM E COCAINA...ZA ZA!"
He gets the snow. He's usually in charge of that. (Read the misadventures et al. Tequila Sale e limone)
He cuts it with whatever.
Malox,Brufen,Tachipirina? That's fine
Before joining the gang he used to drink, snort and smoke like it was the end of the world.
Now he's more in control.
He occasionally does LSD with Melone and never refuses a drag from Pesci's joint.
Formula 1 enjoyer. He's a great fan of Michael Schumacher and a Ferrari estimator.
Unnecessary hate for poor Mika Häkkinen and McLaren
"VIA SCHUMIIIII! NÀSI A CAGAR MCLAREN DI MERDA! ETERNO SECONDO! DIO TARANTELLA!"
(FUCK MCLAREN AND THAT STUPID ASS FINNISH FAGGOT.)
Once he and Melone lost a bet at the strip club and the girls turned their hair blonde.
There are pictures of the event.
Pesci kept them in secret
-La Principessa della Squadra
