#zacboot

[becclaw]

Text || Zecca

Becca: Dearest Zachary, I know you've been admiring Jade from afar for quite some time now, and the time has come for you to put all of your observations about her to good use!

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Salt Squad ✉ Zackelsey

Kelsey: I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THAT PICTURE OF ME BUT I'D LIKE IT DELETED!

Kelsey: But I actually really love this t-shirt, I'm very surprised and impressed.

Kelsey: But I'm still going to expect you to share your chocolate frogs with me in the future.

[becclaw]

♫

Big Blonde and Beautiful - Hairpsray Movie Cast

Becca groaned as she leaned back on the couch, clutching onto her stomach and letting her eyes fall shut as she tilted her head back towards the ceiling. Beside her, Zac just chuckled at her antics; she hadn’t even really eaten that much, but it was more than her tiny body had been up for, and now she was suffering the consequences. Macaroni and cheese, kebabs, fresh baked cookies… anything she’d found at the market, she’d just gone ahead and tried, since it wasn’t as though they were home from Hogwarts often for her to try them all on separate days.

“Why did you let me eat so much?” she moaned pitifully, stretching her legs out in front of her but still feeling grossly full no matter how much she stretched out. “I’m going to be the size of that blueberry girl from Willy Wonka when I wake up tomorrow, it’s what I get what I guzzle down sweets and eat as much as an elephant eats,” she whined, adding as an afterthought, “Or at least the size of a house!” Always knowing the right thing to say to cheer her up, though, Zac promised her that even if that happened, it wouldn’t change how much he liked her; she’d just be big, blonde and beautiful instead of tiny.

Send me a  ♫ and I’ll put my music on shuffle and write you a drabble about our characters based on the first song that plays!

[becclaw]

speak up!

First kiss, favorite Boot, cats and cuddles.

send me ‘speak up!’ for the first three things my muse equates with yours!

[becclaw]

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[becclaw]

❤ for a loving text / ☁ for a hateful text / ♔ for a admiring text / ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you / ♬ for a desperate text

Send ❤ for a loving text.

✉  to Zac → Dear Zachary, promise no to forget about me when you’re a big famous radio star someday. I like you too much to let you go, I promise I’ll even be your future show’s number one listener since you’re the only person on the Hogwarts Wireless Network who can get me not to pay attention to my books for a whole half hour anyway :-p 

Send ☁ for a hateful text.

✉  to Zac → WHY DO YOU STILL LET ME PUT MISTLETOE UP EVERY YEAR EVEN AFTER THE GREAT MISTLETOE DISASTER OF 2024? WHAT IF I HAVE TO KISS JEREMY NEXT TIME? WHY DO I TEMPT FATE LIKE THIS? MAKE ME STOOOOOOOOP I’M THE WORST.

Send ♔ for a admiring text.

✉  to Zac → Hey, look at you actually studying today! You’re not even looking over at your phone when I make it buzz, I’m so proud of you <3<3<3 

Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you.

✉  to Zac → OKAY LEO, TELLING YOU WHETHER YOU OR ZAC WAS A BETTER KISSER WAS NEVER PART OF THE DEAL WHEN WE MADE THIS PACT! IT WAS JUST FOR YOU AND ME TO JUDGE EACH OTHER, NOBODY ELSE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PART OF THE EQUATION!

Send ♬ for a desperate text.

✉  to Zac → HI HI HI I KNOW THIS IS PROBABLY OVERSHARING BUT KELSEY AND ZOE AND GWEN AREN’T ANSWERING THEIR PHONES AND I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM SO BAD I DON’T WANT TO DEAL WITH SOLVING THE RIDDLE AT THE DOOR CAN YOU PRETTY PLEASE JUST OPEN UP THE COMMON ROOM FOR ME I’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND ALSO DO YOUR HOMEWORK TONIGHT HELP ME

text message memes.